I Don't Believe it!!

Some jealous scottish/polish bastards have stolen my 2 of my 5 england flags from outside my house while i've been into town!!

Fucking SCUM!!

Why you need 5 flags anyways?

why not?

whatever....

What makes you think it was some polish or scottish bastards then?

because thats all i'm flanked by. the hotel only employs polish or scottish with my house 3 english folk being the only exception.

i'll be investigating this!!

Did you have them on ground floor or first floor level? It might be your window cleaners!

Al Jarvis wrote: Are you a chav?!

Do you live here?!

living in a pub would make you a chav no matter what flag was outside, i'd think.

i'd only put me flag up when the tornwah starts.

then the tea leaves would be too busy watching the games to worry about robbing it.

The pub is nice but I reckon he must live here...

Not wishing to come over all sherlock fucking holmes, but unless there has been a terrific bogroll shortage in the area, wtf would a Scot or Polish person want a fuckin Engerland flag for?

I reckon your good honest engerlish neighbours are to blame.

As long as they didn't nick yr Hawaiian shirt...

SHEDi xxx

Me and my mates Lubos and Pavel were up some dodgy hotel last night. There was a distinct lack of bogroll within the premises so we had to improvise.......

Old Blue wrote: The pub is nice but I reckon he must live here...

mary christ! that's worse than anything we had over here after 9/11! i'm almost glad united statesians don't care about the world cup now. the gaudiness would be too much to bear.

Al Jarvis wrote:

ChrissMari wrote: living in a pub would make you a chav no matter what flag was outside, i'd think.

I believe that particular ale-house is in Scumford.

Which makes you a chav, whether you hang a flag outside it, or not.

Probably there to cover up the stone-cladding.

Looks like it could be the Escourt Arms (or Tavern - never sure which is which)... The Fox & Hounds in Croxley has a similar frontage at the mo... We've got style, you have to gie us that...

SHEDi xxx

patrick stewart appreciation society wrote: Some jealous scottish/polish bastards have stolen my 2 of my 5 england flags from outside my house while i've been into town!!

Fucking SCUM!!

Come on the Polska. Thats who i'll be cheeing on in the World Cup.

Polska Polska

Old Blue wrote: The pub is nice but I reckon he must live here...

fuck, i'd hate to have to nip round to their gaff for a bowl of sugar. imagine the scuzzo's livin inside that. not to mention their "big gold hooped earing" wearing women.

Ask Liam,he's probably written BOZ THE BOORER all over it now mind!

AgentWood wrote:

Old Blue wrote: The pub is nice but I reckon he must live here...

mary christ! that's worse than anything we had over here after 9/11! i'm almost glad united statesians don't care about the world cup now. the gaudiness would be too much to bear.

Yeah, could you imagine if we were actually good at anything?

monty wrote: Ask Liam,he's probably written BOZ THE BOORER all over it now mind!

patrick stewart appreciation society wrote: Some jealous scottish/polish bastards have stolen my 2 of my 5 england flags from outside my house while i've been into town!!

Fucking SCUM!!

hahaha

J.A.K wrote:

Old Blue wrote: The pub is nice but I reckon he must live here...

fuck, i'd hate to have to nip round to their gaff for a bowl of sugar. imagine the scuzzo's livin inside that. not to mention their "big gold hooped earing" wearing women.

As if you don't go for that ;)