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Roy Keane, the violent, cheating, arrogant footballer is to retire at the age of 34.
Rumours that the more physical nature of the players North of the border prevented him from enjoying bullying his way around the park like he did in the Premiership have just been started by me.
Bye bye Roy, you're a knobhead.
he's resuming his Caravan tour of England's public parks with the rest of his family and 19 dogs. :p
damnit Col I thought you meant Baron Von Cobblers :(
Didn't this guy cunt up somebody's world cup last time round? pleb by the sounds of it.
He got sent home from the last world cup after telling his Manager to stick it up his bollocks.
Which is Irish for 'I will take my leave, good day to you, Sir'.
He'll be sniffing round management jobs now. He'd make a good, old fashioned "Go out there and break someone's leg" style manager. He'll probably start work for Man U next week, taking the top job some time next year.
[black]Diamond[/black] wrote: He got sent home from the last world cup after telling his Manager to stick it up his bollocks.
Which is Irish for 'I will take my leave, good day to you, Sir'.
LOL...did you use babelfish? That's spot on :D
[black]Diamond[/black] wrote:
Rumours that the more physical nature of the players North of the border prevented him from enjoying bullying his way around the park like he did in the Premiership have just been started by me.
And will be spread further by me... 
SHEDi xxx
YEAAAHHH
Football (in fact, the World) is better off without him!
I just hope he never relocates back to Ireland - you can keep that selfcentered w***er on your island, thanks very much.
BTW, he ruined TWO world cups for us, by promoting dissent in the squad (the old pro-or-anti Roy camps).
