ASDA'S Ad/warning in the Times :barf:

ASDA Carbon Steel Hand Axe Our ASDA brand Carbon Steel Hand Axe would be fantastic apart from the fact that the head can come detached from the handle. Quite clearly this is not on so we've decided that you need to know. Thankfully no one has been hurt. If you've bought one then please can you bring it back. In return we will of course give you your money back - you don't even need your receipt. We've also had a word with the buyer to make sure this doesn't happen again. It goes without saying... we're very sorry indeed. For further information please contact Asda Customer Relations- 0500 100 055

That reads like a blog post, not a serious ad about a serious issue in a serious newspaper.

Is our children learning??

In the Times?? Surely not?

Asda=Walmart nuff said

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: In the Times?? Surely not?

yes..

i keep looking for the real ad but can't find it..

it was yesterday's appearently

Doctor? wrote: Asda=Walmart nuff said

The only time I've ever stepped foot in a Walmart-ish place was when I went to the ASDA in Stockport to find easter egg dying kits for my then-bf's kid. Apparently, such things never made it that side of the ocean. Which is fortunate for me because even though I've stepped in Walmart once, I can safely say I've never bought from them.

ChrissMari wrote:

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: In the Times?? Surely not?

yes..

i keep looking for the real ad but can't find it..

it was yesterday's appearently

I'd expect to read that in the Bolton Evening News, but not The Times.

not good news.

especially if you plan on killing someone, and want to take the evidence with you, rather than leave it stickin out of someones head.

J.A.K wrote: not good news.

especially if you plan on killing someone, and want to take the evidence with you, rather than leave it stickin out of someones head.

hrm..

so like, are you sure you're going to be at the New Order show ?

*gulp*

It was in the Sun as well yesterday, i pissed myself laughing over it.

patrick stewart appreciation society wrote: It was in the Sun as well yesterday, i pissed myself laughing over it.

If I read the Sun little Jackie Kershaw would come after me with an axe.

scousers eh!

ChrissMari wrote:

J.A.K wrote: not good news.

especially if you plan on killing someone, and want to take the evidence with you, rather than leave it stickin out of someones head.

hrm..

so like, are you sure you're going to be at the New Order show ?

*gulp*

as long it doesn't get AXEd, I will be.