Excuses...

We are with somebody that needs a valid excuse to pull a sicky tomorrow.

Suggestions please...

plague? leprosy? or do what i did..go in and look so bad they send you home

Shittypukey bug is ALWAYS a good option always. good luck.

Can't your friend feign gastro or food poisoning or something? What's the most common ailment going around at the moment?

Nooler sheditis sounds like a good one. :D

not bonz

LOL...can;t fault you girls for service.....

You lead some poor bugger astray, then actually take the trouble to find them an excuse.

i always stray away from anything negative...'family is in town' usually works well...but, if you really need something, and you're desperate...try this!

One of the lads at work has had 3 mother-in-laws snuff it. Despite always having been a single lad Brass neck of it.Gotta admire the lads front