A few not so great things about Britain....
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Tyldesley is like ITV's number 1 guy though, so he will probably be commentating on the England game.
Martin Tyler and Andy Gray are the best, but I prefer any BBC people to ITV.
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Ay,don't be knocking the Post Office and Keane!!
I've got one....dickheads who don't use indicators when they're driving round roundabouts!![]()
when the weather changes. like today. fuckin freezin and blowin a gale. that two weeks of sun we just had. that's it. summers over:( :\ohwell:
Shug wrote: the weather, wankers with flags on their house, car or anywhere else during tournaments they are NEVER gonna win. jamie oliver, simply red, shitehouse family, all these fucking cooking programmes, all them fucking DIY programmes, all them fucking reality programmes, postmen who turn up when they want, people whop end sentences with ducky, love or sweetheart, right wing torie fuckwits like Liam, hippies, shit music festivals that are hyped up beyond belief, cheap and nasty supermarkets like Lidl and Aldi, sugarfree chewing gum that isnae sugarfree, orville the duck, the royal family, lester piggott, jenson button and damon hill, people who chase foxes on large horses for a laugh, boybands, girlbands, english rappers, jodie marsh, jordan and all them fannies who are famous for flashing their tits in the papers, mushrooms, black pudding, brussel sprouts, cabbage, chavs, hoodies, over 25 nightclubs who don't let me in cos i don't look old enough, bouncers with attitude, dj's with attitude, attitude itself, shakespeare and all them other poets whose words mean fcuk all to anyone except weirdos, buses that don't turn up on time, trains that do the same, hair gel which doesn't do what it says on the tin, insurance advertisements, advertisements during football games, croquet, lawn bowling, dry ski slopes, paddling boats, the seaside and the justice system.
That about does it for me!