A few not so great things about Britain....
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that fucking restaurant that tried to trick me into eating rabbit kidneys...what the fuck is that all about???
beans for breakfast???
that's the only two I can come up with....
oh yeah, forgot about this one...Friday night, opening for the Streets...Lady Sovereign...that was possibly the worst fucking thing I have ever been subjected to...
*if she's not a Brit, I sincerely apologize.
the weather, wankers with flags on their house, car or anywhere else during tournaments they are NEVER gonna win. jamie oliver, simply red, shitehouse family, all these fucking cooking programmes, all them fucking DIY programmes, all them fucking reality programmes, postmen who turn up when they want, people whop end sentences with ducky, love or sweetheart, right wing torie fuckwits like Liam, hippies, shit music festivals that are hyped up beyond belief, cheap and nasty supermarkets like Lidl and Aldi, sugarfree chewing gum that isnae sugarfree, orville the duck, the royal family, lester piggott, jenson button and damon hill, people who chase foxes on large horses for a laugh, boybands, girlbands, english rappers, jodie marsh, jordan and all them fannies who are famous for flashing their tits in the papers, mushrooms, black pudding, brussel sprouts, cabbage, chavs, hoodies, over 25 nightclubs who don't let me in cos i don't look old enough, bouncers with attitude, dj's with attitude, attitude itself, shakespeare and all them other poets whose words mean fcuk all to anyone except weirdos, buses that don't turn up on time, trains that do the same, hair gel which doesn't do what it says on the tin, insurance advertisements, advertisements during football games, croquet, lawn bowling, dry ski slopes, paddling boats, the seaside and the justice system.
Wales Wales Wales Wales Wales Wales Wales Wales Wales Wales Wales Wales Wales Wales Wales Wales
Driving the left side of the road The fact that they might be in my face if I spell something wrong Not understanding my type of humor while I can understand theirs (oh, I Americanized my spelling just now. :D )
shite customer service, queues, Tony Blair and his incompetent fuckwit ministers who couldnt organise a piss-up in a brewery, chavs, people who hunt foxes, B,C,D list 'celebs', reality TV programmes, Chris Moyles, being ripped off all the time.
[brown]Ally[/brown] wrote: Queues
Please mister Arse, that is what I call a naughty statement...
Dentists (or lack of them - where the fuck are they???) The lack of decent chippies being replaced by kebab shops... Trains (how much for a ticket? What do you mean that I can't buy a saver ticket for this train??) Chavs The weather (if we're supposed to have global warming, where was the sun in March???) Big Brother, I'm A Celebrity, etc - fuck reality TV programmes
God, this is fun - I'll think of some more soon! 
Nick King wrote: Dentists (or lack of them - where the fuck are they???)
Read an article in the NYTimes about a month ago (Sarah Lyall on 7 May) that said that most dentists are abandoning the health service and going into private practice, leaving a lot of citizens to DIY dentistry.
[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote:
Nick King wrote: Dentists (or lack of them - where the fuck are they???)
Read an article in the NYTimes about a month ago (Sarah Lyall on 7 May) that said that most dentists are abandoning the health service and going into private practice, leaving a lot of citizens to DIY dentistry.
This is very true - virtually impossible to find a dentist on the NHS nowadays - only option is to go private... Costs a bleedin' fortune... 
Hope ya don't mind Nick, I sent an e-mail of the article to your addy in your post, for a little more info.
Nick King wrote:
[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote:
Nick King wrote: Dentists (or lack of them - where the fuck are they???)
Read an article in the NYTimes about a month ago (Sarah Lyall on 7 May) that said that most dentists are abandoning the health service and going into private practice, leaving a lot of citizens to DIY dentistry.
This is very true - virtually impossible to find a dentist on the NHS nowadays - only option is to go private... Costs a bleedin' fortune...
Costs a bleedin' fortune here too. Comrade's dental plan is "It can wait."
Nick King wrote: The lack of decent chippies being replaced by kebab shops...
It is also a plague on the Continent. I cannot believe it. I have nothing against it really, but this is like fast-food restaurants by now. Too many of these... There is a joke here. What is typical for Parisian gastronomy ? Kebab sandwiches...
Nick King wrote: Trains (how much for a ticket? What do you mean that I can't buy a saver ticket for this train??)
They often are on strike here, but when they work, they are efficient... It is so efficient that I wonder if it is French sometimes... But British railways, this is like paying an outstanding expansive ticket for a ride through the ages... I wonder if it is the train or the cows in the landscape that move...
The monarchy Sir Paul and the drummer as the only two surviving Fab Four George Michael Tony Blair Liam Gallagher Phil Collins
This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: The Spice Girls Wham The Happy Mondays Tesco
do you mean
Happy Mondays??
no the in front...and they weren't bad at all...
My Name Is John Barnes wrote:
This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: The Spice Girls Wham The Happy Mondays Tesco
do you mean
Happy Mondays??
no the in front...and they weren't bad at all...
Yes, I mean them. And, like most of the artists on Factory, sans NO/JD/Electronic, they were awful. Can't stand Shawn Ryder or Bez.
[brown]Ally[/brown] wrote: Queues
???? Are you joking man?! Queues are what make this country great. Try visiting more uncivilised nations and dealing with their lack of queuing ettiquette. Try getting on a bus in China, buying a six pack in a 7-11 in Tenerife or trying to get near the steaks at a Las Vegas buffet. Horrendous. Savages the lot of 'em.
