A Few Not-So-Great Things about You! :nonono:

And on the flip side of that equation...some bad things about yourself

As for me...

Bad temper when I get angry Stubborness Lack of direction Low self-esteem Obsession with David Hasselhoff :D

That felt good to get it off my chest...

Things I've heard negatively from my manager,

"direct" "assertive" "won't stop until you get what you want" "demanding"

mostly good things if it came from a man but coming from me i get labeled bitch at work.

still.. you need it I suppose

also

too fat to live!

also bad taste in men

Lack of brain capacity.

Nothing I'm perfect

Short attention span (on NOOL instead of working) Can fly off the handle before getting my facts right Spend far too much money Have commitment issues

Other than that i'm FANTASTIC!

I am skint

Reluctance to talk to folks I don't know - often comes across as moodiness/rudeness...

SHEDi xxx

ADD, which manifests itself as a short attention span when I'm bored, and intense focus when i'm interested. Procrastination. It's why I'm on NOOL instead of graduating.

I'm skinter than skint.

I tend not to talk with strangers as well, which makes me come off as unfriendly.

ChrissMari wrote: also bad taste in men

wow..im surprised you could name a bad trait

Shyness--

Most of the time people assume the worst when your shy.

My generally mellow demeanour, in accordance with the universe hating imbalance, is counterweighted with the most vicious, nasty, spiteful temper when provoked.

I also tend to react emotionally before intellectually on important matters, bit like Jem said....heading off guns blazing with only the mildest clue WTF is going on, double likely if a friend is being mistreated.

I have a real isssue with mixing tracks that aren't a rumbly mess cos I have a bass fetish. I'm a fucking useless angler. Not a tremendously good bassplayer

And right now something of a useless lump of lard on legs :D

Escaping into the world of method acting when the real world gets tough. Holding emotions in until I break. The fact that I feel so misunderstood, including my humor.

The weakness of my English which can be explained by another default : idleness (I have not opened an English grammar book since 1991) The fact that I cannot drink alcohol anymore - no will to go out drinking with people anymore. Non-enthoutiast to new things : distrust in marketing. Not able to say no. Not able to demand. I often feel like a magnet with weird people and cannot tell them to leave me alone. Hate of telephone. Spoken Spanish makes me laugh - I know it is bad but this language sounds like an entertaining sketch to my ears. Pretend that I do not understand a single word of English when an Englishman or Armerican I do not know starts to speak to me without saying something polite like "Sorry, I do not speak French" or, even better "Excusez-moi, je ne parle pas français, parlez-vous anglais ?" (I make exceptions in critical situations - I cannot let people in unease situations) Pretend not to be French when I meet stupid French abroad. The pressure-cooker syndrome. I keep everything in me until the fatal explosion.

Jiphy wrote: I often feel like a magnet with weird people and cannot tell them to leave me alone.

Twins, mate.

Jiphy wrote: Pretend that I do not understand a single word of English when an Englishman or Armerican I do not know starts to speak to me without saying something polite like "Sorry, I do not speak French" or, even better "Excusez-moi, je ne parle pas français, parlez-vous anglais ?"

A common French attribute, I hear...

I used to never suffer fools at work gladly, especially when they should've known better about things, but I've mellowed a bit in that regard the last couple of years.

[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: I used to never suffer fools at work gladly, especially when they should've known better about things, but I've mellowed a bit in that regard the last couple of years.

Pot will have that effect

Also, I can never read the signals women are sending out (see "poor self-esteem")

I'm not a mind-reader

Taboo # 7 wrote:

[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: I used to never suffer fools at work gladly, especially when they should've known better about things, but I've mellowed a bit in that regard the last couple of years.

Pot will have that effect

Also, I can never read the signals women are sending out (see "poor self-esteem")

I'm not a mind-reader

You're not a "NO!!! Get away from me and NEVER ask me out again!!!" kind of reader, either.

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

Jiphy wrote: Pretend that I do not understand a single word of English when an Englishman or American I do not know starts to speak to me without saying something polite like "Sorry, I do not speak French" or, even better "Excusez-moi, je ne parle pas français, parlez-vous anglais ?"

A common French attribute, I hear...

Not at all... I find arrogant when people coming to you speak like if you were meant to understand at once. It is all about having a minimum of polite manners, to be kind. Otherwise, it looks like behaving like a ... And I do not like to deal with people without manners... (another A Few Not-So-Great Things about You! on my list)

Taboo # 7 wrote: I'm not a mind-reader

You are not or do you spend too much time to try to understand what she meant to tell you ? In that case, you are more like me...

Jiphy wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

Jiphy wrote: Pretend that I do not understand a single word of English when an Englishman or American I do not know starts to speak to me without saying something polite like "Sorry, I do not speak French" or, even better "Excusez-moi, je ne parle pas français, parlez-vous anglais ?"

A common French attribute, I hear...

Not at all... I find arrogant when people coming to you speak like if you were meant to understand at once. It is all about having a minimum of polite manners, to be kind. Otherwise, it looks like behaving like a ... And I do not like to deal with people without manners... (another A Few Not-So-Great Things about You! on my list)

When I travel, I always make a point of attempting to speak in the language of the country I'm in. And if i can't, I ask if the person speaks English (sometimes they ask me because it's a common language).

My sister, on the other hand, is just rude. She just walks up to people and starts speaking to them in English, without first asking if they speak English.

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote: When I travel, I always make a point of attempting to speak in the language of the country I'm in. And if i can't, I ask if the person speaks English (sometimes they ask me because it's a common language).

My sister, on the other hand, is just rude. She just walks up to people and starts speaking to them in English, without first asking if they speak English.

Twins on that one two !

But if your sister claims one day that she met a Frenchman who could not utter two words of English, that was surely humble Jiphy.

I remember two stories. An Englishman was very irritating with me and spoke like I was to obey him, pushing me and so... until he told me in French "Excuse me Sir, could you do that for me please" in an almost perfect French. And I answered that "it is my pleasure to do so, especially when it is asked so kindly" in English. You should have look the amazement in his eyes... Same thing in Prague. Two Frenchwomen were behaving very badly and I was doing like I was not understanding until they said that the Czechs were real cunts... and I replied, quite easily in a perfect French "French are meant to be seen as real huge cunts abroad and it ashames me to see that it is true."

• Vous êtes français ?
• Dans le mille connasse, maintenant allez vous faire foutre hors de ma vue... I do not normally use rude words, but they had what they deserved...

Leave Me A Gnome wrote: Reluctance to talk to folks I don't know - often comes across as moodiness/rudeness...

SHEDi xxx

• one.

the same thing applies with my reluctance to talk to idiots.

Is this about "you" or about "me", if you konw what I mean?

Taboo # 7 wrote: And on the flip side of that equation...some bad things about yourself

As for me...

Bad temper when I get angry Stubborness Lack of direction Low self-esteem Obsession with David Hasselhoff :D

That felt good to get it off my chest...

The Hasselhoff reference reminds me of something I saw earlier tonight on a program here in the States called "Access Hollywood." They were doing a segment on some kind of American Idol spin off in which Hasselhoff is going to be one of the judges. When a reporter stopped him on the street to ask him about this new show, Hasselhoff just turned to the reporter and said, "Don't hassle the Hoff." I nearly broke down in tears I was laughing so hard when I heard that. So the next time someone asks you to do something at work tomorrow, just tell them, "Don't hassle the Hoff."

pick me nose whilst watchin telly.

that's it. can't think of nothin else.

Plain Lazy wrote:

Farting on stairs is more fun, seeing the terror on the faces behind you. Me and Leanne have a tradition of mining stairwells in work ...girls don;t fart of course LOL.

I'm shy - which makes people think I'm arrogant asshole I seem to have no direction in life. My appearance is never good enough. I spend too much time online and don't socialize appropriately.

But I do have good taste in music.

being a banker...i charge fees to people for nothing at all!

Impatience - only at work with people who shold know better and are too slow.

Swearing - I fucking say fuck too many fucking times (not good for a lady!).

I can't sing - although I try loudly every day with no shame.

Being unfit - no excuse and still harp on about the days when I swam every day and went to the gym 4 times a week (10 years ago!!).

hmmmmm - that's enough to be getting on with.

d13 wrote: being a banker...i charge fees to people for nothing at all!

I have a word for people working in places like you : bankster.

I have a friend who worked in a bank until the day he could not no more (too depressed, his boss said to him he was "girlish"). He was daily asked by his boss to make money on people who already had no more money... the trick was to fit the debt and the more the debt is important, the less they have the possibility to leave the bank...

Otherwise, we need banks because money rules and that is not your or my fault...

I get really pissed off at inanimate objects when they don't work properly little to no patience

ghost rider wrote:

ChrissMari wrote: also bad taste in men

wow..im surprised you could name a bad trait

It's hard to deal with jealously of little men with inadequacy issues that can not handle a woman as intelligent, fantastic, and confident as ChrissMari.

My Name Is John Barnes wrote:

ChrissMari wrote:

ghost rider wrote:

ChrissMari wrote: also bad taste in men

wow..im surprised you could name a bad trait

It's hard to deal with jealously of little men with inadequacy issues that can not handle a woman as intelligent, fantastic, and confident as ChrissMari.

next thing you'll be telling us is you've got a penis as well...

oh, did I just actually say that?

Oh well, it's probably bigger than mine...

:p

hahahhahah ;)

mood swings cynical low self-esteem depressed loner(sometimes)

Bad things about me?? Blimey where do i begin?

Er....

1. I am a human garbage can - I simply cannot stop eating (I'm munching on some mushroom and garlic risotto as I am typing this - yes - THIS time of the night!!) About three years ago I was absolutely huge - as in overweight. I am a more manageable 13 stone now though....as my diet is a lot healthier.

2. As a result of point (1) I also burp too much for people's liking

3. I collect screw bottle tops. I have at least 8,000 in my collection now - and no two are the same either

4. I have been known to fall asleep during staff meetings where I used to teach.

5. I still have some checked tank tops in my wardrobe going back years now...

6. I laugh loudly far too much for no real reason at all

7. I stole a car and crashed it into a shop front once - when I lived in Morecambe as a teenager. I didn't even get arrested for it either cos there were no witnesses.

8. When I was a nipper I was diagnosed with severe Attention Deficit Disorder and would always sit twitching in class....how ironic that I later end up being a teacher in art college!!!

9. I used to kick my younger sister in the shins whenever we always played together cos I knew that would make her cry.

10. I still flick my bogie crusts across the room whenever Lorraine is not looking.

:p

I brake things up by accident all the time with my Crusher Claws. My Antennas are no longer controlled by me (the doctor is still trying to find the reason) and they get in places they shouldn't be (putting me in unpleasant situations). My eyes look at the oposite direction (from each other) so most of the time I'm confussed. My Tail Fin hits so hard when I walk and as a result, most people keep a distance all the time from me. The only good thing is that RICH people seem to love me in a way (I'm invited to a party tonight with hot showers and caviar).

I'm extremely stubborn I let my roommates take advantage of the fact that if they don't clean/buy toiletpaper/buy cleaning products/tidy the apt, then I will, and I don't say anything about it because I like to avoid confrontation with people I know but don't know well (I'll confront someone closer to me like a bf, or strangers, but no one in the middle) I'm shy - which like other ppl here said, makes ppl think the worst - but not in smaller groups or with people I know I can get very moody and grumpy without reason I expect people to read my mind..hehe..like in the case above with the roommates I have a hard time making friends - shyness and not liking to be social too often I'm an introvert, but I don't really think that's a bad thing, it's just annoying when extroverts expect me to be like them I guess they all kind of fit together...

I'm too nice for my own good.

1. I won't admit I'm wrong about anything
2. I'm terrifed of making mistakes
3. I let people walk all over me in order to keep the peace
4. I can't take any kind of criticism; I hear it as people telling me that I'm not good enough

Forgot about this one: Because I have a case of being misunderstood, everybody is on my case. Why?

I want to slap you, My Name is John Barnes. Unfortunately, there is no smiley for slapping, but this will do:

Shooting you is more like it.

Heck no! I was just simply making a joke with Cambo and you blew it up in my face. Nobody wants to know about shaving some parts. If you are a computer-savvy mod, you should know what TMI means: too much info.

I haven't seen the show, and now I'm in the Shedroom with you, Jeff!

My Name Is John Barnes wrote: So which one am I?

The Mod Squad. Solid.

I mean a moderator, dummy! God, you assume the position and you don't know what the heck I'm talking about? Then again, women are smarter than men. I'm making an example out of you, John Barnes.

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I mean a moderator, dummy! God, you assume the position and you don't know what the heck I'm talking about? Then again, women are smarter than men. I'm making an example out of you, John Barnes.

He assumed the position?

Glad I'm not a mod!

God, God, God!

John Barnes is a moderator and he doesn't know what I'm saying ! No pun intended on the position joke. But he should be smart enough to know.

My Name Is John Barnes wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: God, God, God!

is that what you scream out as Comrade plays hide the salami???

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Then again, women are smarter than men. I'm making an example out of you, John Barnes.

Sexism.

Female chauvinist pig.

My Name Is John Barnes wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: God, God, God!

is that what you scream out as Comrade plays hide the salami???

You certainly are on a roll here.

Ooh er.

i agree with Comrade.

Comrade and I have a great meeting of the minds. We're equal in intelligence. Unlike Jeff. I'm not sexist, Chris!

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Comrade and I have a great meeting of the minds. We're equal in intelligence. Unlike Jeff. I'm not sexist, Chris!

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Comrade and I have a great meeting of the minds. We're equal in intelligence. Unlike Jeff. I'm not sexist, Chris!

That quote was definetly sexist. Why bring gender into a debate where it has no place?

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Comrade and I have a great meeting of the minds. We're equal in intelligence. Unlike Jeff. I'm not sexist, Chris!

SO young and SO naive.... Just the way Comrade likes them!!!!

I'M Chris Hansen..................and you're on dateline..

Oh, are you jealous now, Minx?

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Oh, are you jealous now, Minx?

Yeah cos I'm sure Minx really wants to have cyber sex with Comrade

Even Flow wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Oh, are you jealous now, Minx?

Yeah cos I'm sure Minx really wants to have cyber sex with Comrade

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Oh, are you jealous now, Minx?

We do more than that Jack. We have convos like a normal couple in the shedroom too. Unfortunately, it will take years for you to realize that, little brother.

This is all just too funny... I daren't even try to swig a drink in case it comes out my nose from laughing so hard!!!!

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: We do more than that Jack. We have convos like a normal couple in the shedrrom too. Unfortunately, it will take years for you to realize that, little brother.

I prefer to have normal convos in real life, not a chatroom, with people I actually know, such as a girlfriend or my bandmates or whoever. That's better than talking to a man you hardly know in an online chatroom and occasionally having cyber sex. But it will take years for you to realise that, silly girl.

My Name Is John Barnes wrote:

Even Flow wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: We do more than that Jack. We have convos like a normal couple in the shedrrom too. Unfortunately, it will take years for you to realize that, little brother.

I prefer to have normal convos in real life, not a chatroom, with people I actually know, such as a girlfriend or my bandmates or whoever. That's better than talking to a man you hardly know in an online chatroom and occasionally having cyber sex. But it will take years for you to realise that, silly girl.

Jack, you sure you're only 16?

I'm actually 53

Even Flow wrote:

My Name Is John Barnes wrote:

Even Flow wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: We do more than that Jack. We have convos like a normal couple in the shedrrom too. Unfortunately, it will take years for you to realize that, little brother.

I prefer to have normal convos in real life, not a chatroom, with people I actually know, such as a girlfriend or my bandmates or whoever. That's better than talking to a man you hardly know in an online chatroom and occasionally having cyber sex. But it will take years for you to realise that, silly girl.

Jack, you sure you're only 16?

I'm actually 53

I KNEW IT........LOL

Even Flow wrote:

I'm actually 53

Even Flow wrote:

My Name Is John Barnes wrote:

Even Flow wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: We do more than that Jack. We have convos like a normal couple in the shedrrom too. Unfortunately, it will take years for you to realize that, little brother.

I prefer to have normal convos in real life, not a chatroom, with people I actually know, such as a girlfriend or my bandmates or whoever. That's better than talking to a man you hardly know in an online chatroom and occasionally having cyber sex. But it will take years for you to realise that, silly girl.

Jack, you sure you're only 16?

I'm actually 53

Is that why you go into the chatroom, Jack? Are you wearing a wig?

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

Is that why you go into the chatroom, Jack? Are you wearing a wig?

Isn't that one on your head in that pic?

HAHA yeah I suppose we are alike then.

Oh no wait, I'm not the one that goes in there for cyber sex am I?

Even Flow wrote: HAHA yeah I suppose we are alike then.

Oh no wait, I'm not the one that goes in there for cyber sex am I?

My Name Is John Barnes wrote:

of course, I am as thick as pig.

Dude, trailer trash love sex with pigs!

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

My Name Is John Barnes wrote:

of course, I am as thick as pig.

Dude, I love sex with pigs!

Lesson For the day.... DON'T MESS WITH THE MODFATHER

Minx wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

My Name Is John Barnes wrote:

of course, I am as thick as pig.

Dude, trailer trash love sex with pigs! Only in Texas.

Cozzie can't argue, and has no good comebacks. So she has to resort to changing quotes ALL the time.

And you can't keep your mouth shut about your "real" age, Jack! Where's Chris Hansen?

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: And you can't keep your mouth shut about your "real" age, Jack! Where's Chris Hansen?

Yeah I can't keep my mouth shut about the fact I'm 16... It's all I talk about really.

I thought you are actually 53. God, you're such a myspace perv!

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: And you can't keep your mouth shut about your "real" age, Jack! Where's Chris Hansen?

Let's do a tally then... how many times you changed quotes and how many times Jack mentions his age.(which by the way was in response to being asked about it.)

Things will get interesting when I go to a pub.

Hey, I have a sense of humor. It blew up in my face because of what I have to wake up in the morning.

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Things will get interesting when I go to a pub.

Because you wont be on here boring the tits off us?

Nothing on NOOL is boring, especially with me! I'm legal to drink pubs in the UK, you know? One more year to wait in the U.S. :\ohwell:

Minx wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Things will get interesting when I go to a pub.

Because you wont be on here boring the tits off us?

You know, Jack, Comrade and I may ask you a favor, someday.

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Hey, I have a sense of humor. It blew up in my face because of what I have to wake up to in the morning.

I'm not even going there...... lets just say comrade ...face...first thing this morning....

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Hey, Minx. I live on the East Coast and Comrade lives on the West. There's no way we can see each other in the morning!

Unless you do webcam as well as chatroom

Minx wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Things will get interesting when I go to a pub.

Because you wont be on here boring the tits off us?

You have tits?

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

Minx wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Things will get interesting when I go to a pub.

Because you wont be on here boring the tits off us?

You have tits?

A fucking great pair thanks for asking.

My Name Is John Barnes wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Hey, I have a sense of humor.

could you please display it for us?

Have you gone blind from... never mind.

Herpes is not funny. There is a pic in my bio book. Looks like a stiff cauliflower. :barf::barf::barf:

I'm not dense. I just have a weird sense of humor. You're just too thick to understand it, pig. :D

Cozzie, throughout your posts you have given NO indication that you have a sense of humour.

Yes, I do. And change the NO to orange, will ya? Plus, I was having a bad day today. Sorry.

Prove it.

Now stop wittering on woman cos I like my boobs and you are boring the tit's off me... Also if you shock easily piss off.

Christopher Owens wrote: Prove it.

How would you feel if you have a post about shaving your beaver? Plus, I have a sense of humor, it's just not today.

Thanx, Minx, but what happens if someone finds that? A boss, co-worker, etc.? You're overdoing it, IMHO.

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

Christopher Owens wrote: Prove it.

How would you feel if you have a post about shaving your beaver?

I'd laugh.

Well, you're not an American woman. You don't understand.

Makes no difference.

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

Christopher Owens wrote: Prove it.

How would you feel if you have a post about shaving your beaver?

It's all said in jest if you react badly to it then people WILL take the piss even more....why don't you understand that?

you could have played dumb and said that you don't own any pets furry or otherwise.

or you could have said nothing.

You just love the attention really, don't you.]

Well it does, culturally.

Minx wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

Christopher Owens wrote: Prove it.

How would you feel if you have a post about shaving your beaver?

It's all said in jest if you react badly to it then people WILL take the pis even more....why don't you understand that?

you could have played dumb and said that you don't own any pets furry or otherwise.

or you could have said nothing.

You just love the attention really, don't you.]

No, I just want to make an example out of a moderator who went over the top with his privileges. If someone makes a sex joke about me, I defend myself and want my dignity back. Don't you want the same thing, if someone does that to you, Minx?

Read my edited version of my reply for elaboration.

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

No, I just want to make an example out of a moderator who went over the top with his privileges. If someone makes a sex joke about me, I defend myself and want my dignity back. Don't you want the same thing, if someone does that to you, Minx?

The proof that you have no sense of humour.

I have a sense of humor, just not the one you were looking for. I live in America for crying out loud.

Oh, shut it. You guys are just jealous, because Comrade is more understanding to me. And he called me during this bashing, told come up some clever retorts and change words around. And when we have our phone conversations, we make jokes to each other. Oh, and yes we are humorous, but you guys don't know that because you don't know my number!

Christopher Owens wrote:

Ever wish you had never started.

Yeah, but I'm not going to back down. Read about what I said about Comrade. He's very supportive of me, unlike all of you.

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Yeah, but I'm not going to back down. Read about what I said about Comrade. He's very supportive of me, unlike all of you.

Phone sex too?

Just had to come out of self imposed exile for this, fantastic. Keep it up, at this rate there will be 12 pages by the morning

No, he called me to ask me how I was doing. He said that he saw what happened and tried to give me some advice about how to handle the situation. We are a serious couple, Jack. Don't jump to conclusions.

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Oh, shut it. You guys are just jealous, because Comrade is more understanding to me. And he called me during this bashing, told come up some clever retorts and change words around. And when we have our phone conversations, we make jokes to each other.

So your arguments have not even been your own.

And comrade has your number.

I can be of no help here.

Cozzie, I know that you're a person who can give a sensible conversation, but this constant need for attention is annoying. Why do you keep going on about people not 'understanding' you here, yet you keep coming back here?

Well, we are a couple in real-life, as if you didn't know.

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: We are a serious couple, Jack.

This just gets weirder and weirder.

Christopher Owens wrote: Cozzie, I know that you're a person who can give a sensible conversation, but this constant need for attention is annoying. Why do you keep going on about people not 'understanding' you here, yet you keep coming back here?

I don't want attention. I want to do anything to keep the record straight.

Is Comrade your "boyfriend" Cozzie?

Even Flow wrote: Is Comrade your "boyfriend" Cozzie?

Yes. Really.

Even Flow wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: We are a serious couple, Jack.

This just gets weirder and weirder.

indeed

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

Even Flow wrote: Is Comrade your "boyfriend" Cozzie?

Yes. Really.

Have you even met him?

Jack, we're soulmates. It's all in the stars. Wait, Cambo will bang his head on this one.

Even Flow wrote: Have you even met him?

No, we're trying to arrange it, though.

This gets weirder by the minute.

Cozzie, why did you say this if you don't want attention?

Mr. Moderator, this is for real.

Christopher Owens wrote: This gets weirder by the minute.

Cozzie, why did you say this if you don't want attention?

I just want to be open about my relationship. I'm an adult, why should I be ashamed about it?

this is soooooo weird. Cozzie you freak me out.

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

Christopher Owens wrote: This gets weirder by the minute.

Cozzie, why did you say this if you don't want attention?

I just want to be open about my relationship. I'm an adult, why should I be ashamed about it?

Relationship? You have never met the man.

I confessed about my relationship in the Shedroom a couple of weeks ago. You didn't know that it was serious when Comrade and I told you?

Even Flow wrote: Is Comrade your "boyfriend" Cozzie?

Jack, what are you doing in on a Saturday night?? Shouldn't you be practising for Skopje?

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

Christopher Owens wrote: This gets weirder by the minute.

Cozzie, why did you say this if you don't want attention?

I just want to be open about my relationship. I'm an adult, why should I be ashamed about it?

Does he know you're telling us all this yet?

lucyjane wrote:

Even Flow wrote: Is Comrade your "boyfriend" Cozzie?

Jack, what are you doing in on a Saturday night?? Shouldn't you be practising for Skopje?

What?

Not in the forums. I'm going to call him now.

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

Christopher Owens wrote: This gets weirder by the minute.

Cozzie, why did you say this if you don't want attention?

I just want to be open about my relationship. I'm an adult, why should I be ashamed about it?

To be honest, this seems like a ploy for attention.

No it's not, we're in a relationship.

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Jack, we're soulmates. It's all in the stars. Wait, Cambo will bang his head on this one.

ME TOO!!!

You're young sweetie, don't be getting serious about some one you haven't met. just cos he stands up for you and you like the same music

IT'S ODD

The fact that you keep stating that you're in a relationship seems to be saying:

'LOOK AT ME'

My Name Is John Barnes wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Mr. Moderator, this is for real.

Don't call me Mr., that's my father...and he was a right prick!

My Name Is John Barnes wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I confessed about my relationship in the Shedroom a couple of weeks ago. You didn't know that it was serious when Comrade and I told you?

saving your cybervirginity for Comrade???

fuck me, have I just invented a new word?

AGAIN

Minx wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Jack, we're soulmates. It's all in the stars. Wait, Cambo will bang his head on this one.

ME TOO!!!

You're young sweetie, don't be getting serious about some one you haven't met. just cos he stands up for you and you like the same music

IT'S ODD

Believe it or not, we have so much in common aside from music and mutual respect.

Minx wrote:

My Name Is John Barnes wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I confessed about my relationship in the Shedroom a couple of weeks ago. You didn't know that it was serious when Comrade and I told you?

saving your cybervirginity for Comrade???

fuck me, have I just invented a new word?

AGAIN

Cyberginity seems rolls off the tongue more though, don't you agree?

Go on then Cozzie what do you have in common? Has Comrade agreed that you are boyfriend and girlfriend?

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

Minx wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Jack, we're soulmates. It's all in the stars. Wait, Cambo will bang his head on this one.

ME TOO!!!

You're young sweetie, don't be getting serious about some one you haven't met. just cos he stands up for you and you like the same music

IT'S ODD

Believe it or not, we have so much in common aside from music and mutual respect.

OK Quickly name me 5 things other than music and respect you have in common....And don't call him to ask.

My Name Is John Barnes wrote:

Minx wrote:

My Name Is John Barnes wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I confessed about my relationship in the Shedroom a couple of weeks ago. You didn't know that it was serious when Comrade and I told you?

saving your cybervirginity for Comrade???

fuck me, have I just invented a new word?

AGAIN

Minxie, I think we are soulmates...sure you don't wanna be my girlfriend???

Like I said previously, I've got a small penis, but did you know that I can lick my eyebrows??? and I look damn sexy in a leather mini-skirt!!!

:D

Good for you!!!

Our love for

books Samurai movies Health foods Science Arts

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Our love for

books Samurai movies Health foods Science Arts

you forgot "each other"

I'm being serious(for once) If it's all destined in the stars and such 5 things shouldn't be hard to list.

I think Cozzie is getting too serious and this might make her think?

Even Flow wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Our love for

books Samurai movies Health foods Science Arts

you forgot "each other"

Jack, just mailed you to explain Skopje (sorry everybody )

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Our love for

books
Samurai movies Health foods Science Arts

Cool I love all the above too. Are we soul mates?

No of course not.

You've met some one you get on with that's all...that's nice for you but it's not soulmates or a relationship.

Do you see what I'm saying here?

Oh, and how do you know that she knows the truth about us?

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Oh, and how do you know that she knows the truth about us?

You my dear are a complete fruitcake.

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Oh, and how do you know that she knows the truth about us?

Its a Set Up! by Richard

Commrade beeeehave!

Even Flow wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Oh, and how do you know that she knows the truth about us?

You my dear are a complete fruitcake.

Minx wrote:

My Name Is John Barnes wrote:

Minx wrote:

My Name Is John Barnes wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I confessed about my relationship in the Shedroom a couple of weeks ago. You didn't know that it was serious when Comrade and I told you?

saving your cybervirginity for Comrade???

fuck me, have I just invented a new word?

AGAIN

Minxie, I think we are soulmates...sure you don't wanna be my girlfriend???

Like I said previously, I've got a small penis, but did you know that I can lick my eyebrows??? and I look damn sexy in a leather mini-skirt!!!

:D

Good for you!!!

and they say romance has died...

Boatraceface wrote: Its a Set Up! by Richard

Commrade beeeehave!

+1

nool chatroom??

bansheeman wrote: nool chatroom??

you're not in there!

wow do i feel like a confused noob

are we being serious here?

...hot-tempered ......gets hungry quickly ..........wants total control over T.V. even if others are watching. ...........................................................

vincent barroso wrote: ...hot-tempered ......gets hungry quickly ..........wants total control over T.V. even if others are watching. ...........................................................

dont think i'd argue with you without a or a

My Name Is John Barnes wrote:

Tempted wrote: wow do i feel like a confused noob

are we being serious here?

define serious...

Desperate (but not serious) of Austin

this boardie relationship thing...don't want to be judgmental, just kind of odd

bansheeman wrote:

vincent barroso wrote: ...hot-tempered ......gets hungry quickly ..........wants total control over T.V. even if others are watching. ...........................................................

dont think i'd argue with you without a or a

but am trying my best to remove that trait......

Minx wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Comrade and I have a great meeting of the minds. We're equal in intelligence. Unlike Jeff. I'm not sexist, Chris!

SO young and SO naive.... Just the way Comrade likes them!!!!

You forgot shaved.

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

Minx wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Comrade and I have a great meeting of the minds. We're equal in intelligence. Unlike Jeff. I'm not sexist, Chris!

SO young and SO naive.... Just the way Comrade likes them!!!!

You forgot shaved.

NICE WAY TO TALK ABOUT YOUR SOULMATE COMRADE

Oh, come on Minx, he likes to joke around. As always.

Minx wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

Minx wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Comrade and I have a great meeting of the minds. We're equal in intelligence. Unlike Jeff. I'm not sexist, Chris!

SO young and SO naive.... Just the way Comrade likes them!!!!

You forgot shaved.

NICE WAY TO TALK ABOUT YOUR SOULMATE COMRADE

Just wanted to set the record straight about what you said, minxy.

Let me get this right.....So no one can make a joke about you being shaved, and to do so causes umpteen pages of argument and you being embarrassed and your honor being tainted and it's all SO offensive.

But it's perfectly fine for your boyfriend/soul mate to come on line and say the same thing?????????

The post is there ....No argument from me about what I said.

Well, I was offended that Jeff would put that in the forum!

This must be an alternate universe I woke up to this morning. Cozzie thinks my post was funny, and Minxy has gone all serious and gotten offended.

I like this universe.

As we always say, nothing makes sense on NOOL!

Somethings that are not so great about me......

If I have a bad day I get narked too easily and everyone else gets it in the neck.

I love being the centre of attention one day then hate it the next.

I get involved in stupid things that I really don't give a fuck about just because I get bored.

I'm too blunt/honest/straight to the point.

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: As we always say, nothing makes sense on NOOL!

You've just ducked the question Minx asked. How come it's perfectly fine for Comrade to make a joke about it, yet if anyone else does it, we're wrong and how dare us....?

That's blatent hypocrisy at the highest level.

Christopher Owens wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: As we always say, nothing makes sense on NOOL!

You've just ducked the question Minx asked. How come it's perfectly fine for Comrade to make a joke about it, yet if anyone else does it, we're wrong and how dare us....?

YEAH!

Even Flow wrote:

Christopher Owens wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: As we always say, nothing makes sense on NOOL!

You've just ducked the question Minx asked. How come it's perfectly fine for Comrade to make a joke about it, yet if anyone else does it, we're wrong and how dare us....?

YEAH!

I know this question is directed at Cozzie, and she's perfectly free to answer or not as she sees fit (she is, after all, being taken to task here for responding to every post, so if she chooses not to respond, it would be a bit hypocritical for people to get wound up about that now...)....

But my take on this is she knows I'm not joking about her. Minx took a shot at Cozzie by taking a cheap shot at me-- I wasn't even online, OR on the phone-- yet-- when she took her cheap shot, FFS. My response to Minx was to highlight her cheap shot with JBs original joke, which minx clearly wasn't offended by.

Minx tried to wind me up, along with Cozzie, and now she's got her knickers in a twist because she couldn't wind me up.

Anyway, my take on it, without asking Cozzie, is that she knows I'm not joking about her.

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

Even Flow wrote:

Christopher Owens wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: As we always say, nothing makes sense on NOOL!

You've just ducked the question Minx asked. How come it's perfectly fine for Comrade to make a joke about it, yet if anyone else does it, we're wrong and how dare us....?

YEAH!

I know this question is directed at Cozzie, and she's perfectly free to answer or not as she sees fit (she is, after all, being taken to task here for responding to every post, so if she chooses not to respond, it would be a bit hypocritical for people to get wound up about that now...)....

But my take on this is she knows I'm not joking about her. Minx took a shot at Cozzie by taking a cheap shot at me-- I wasn't even online, OR on the phone-- yet-- when she took her cheap shot, FFS. My response to Minx was to highlight her cheap shot with JBs original joke, which minx clearly wasn't offended by.

Minx tried to wind me up, along with Cozzie, and now she's got her knickers in a twist because she couldn't wind me up.

Anyway, my take on it, without asking Cozzie, is that she knows I'm not joking about her.

Have you been taking whatever it is that Cozzies been taking comrade?

You joke about liking girls young and naive yourself. so how is that a cheap shot at you?

In my 31 year old jaded opinion Cozzie is both young and naive.

Yes I brought what you said to Cozzies attention, because I thought that after all the fuss she made about the first joke she would want to know; and I assumed she would want to pull you up on it.

I personally was not offended. (i think most people here know I don't get offended easily.) so my knickers are not in a knot. Finally I think anyone who doesn't live on whatever planet you and cozzie do, can see the hypocrisy in her comment.

Also since when did the rules become that some one has to be online before you can joke about them?????? That's really not practical and a bit silly isn't it Comrade?

Comrade and Cozzie sitting up a tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G.

We must go on.

coz, i'm even gonna ask what yer avatar means? Your so misunderstood... and tell me that commy is just like bill murrey..

CHRIS HANSEN

Is'nt the term called...GROOMING. In short....How old is Cozminite?

Or is it a wind up?

Boatraceface wrote: Is'nt the term called...GROOMING. In short....How old is Cozminite?

Or is it a wind up?

Minx wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

Even Flow wrote:

Christopher Owens wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: As we always say, nothing makes sense on NOOL!

You've just ducked the question Minx asked. How come it's perfectly fine for Comrade to make a joke about it, yet if anyone else does it, we're wrong and how dare us....?

YEAH!

I know this question is directed at Cozzie, and she's perfectly free to answer or not as she sees fit (she is, after all, being taken to task here for responding to every post, so if she chooses not to respond, it would be a bit hypocritical for people to get wound up about that now...)....

But my take on this is she knows I'm not joking about her. Minx took a shot at Cozzie by taking a cheap shot at me-- I wasn't even online, OR on the phone-- yet-- when she took her cheap shot, FFS. My response to Minx was to highlight her cheap shot with JBs original joke, which minx clearly wasn't offended by.

Minx tried to wind me up, along with Cozzie, and now she's got her knickers in a twist because she couldn't wind me up.

Anyway, my take on it, without asking Cozzie, is that she knows I'm not joking about her.

Have you been taking whatever it is that Cozzies been taking comrade?

You joke about liking girls young and naive yourself. so how is that a cheap shot at you?

In my 31 year old jaded opinion Cozzie is both young and naive.

Yes I brought what you said to Cozzies attention, because I thought that after all the fuss she made about the first joke she would want to know; and I assumed she would want to pull you up on it.

I personally was not offended. (i think most people here know I don't get offended easily.) so my knickers are not in a knot. Finally I think anyone who doesn't live on whatever planet you and cozzie do, can see the hypocrisy in her comment.

So....

You thought the shaved beaver joke was funny. Then you jumped onto the bash Cozzie bandwagon. Then you dragged me into it, so I juxtaposed your attack on Cozzie (and me) with the shaved beaver joke, and you were outraged. You were taking the piss with me, and I sent it right back home, so you took it upon yourself to defend her from me...

Oh, look! Juxtaposition. :D

Jerry!Jerry!Jerry!

Boatraceface wrote: Jerry!Jerry!Jerry!

Comrade! Are your intentions honourable:knight:

You sir,are a cad and a bounder!!

Boatraceface wrote: Comrade! Are your intentions honourable:knight:

Aye!

Nice to see somebody here watching out for the lass.

So....

You thought the shaved beaver joke was funny. Then you jumped onto the bash Cozzie bandwagon. Then you dragged me into it, so I juxtaposed your attack on Cozzie (and me) with the shaved beaver joke, and you were outraged. You were taking the piss with me, and I sent it right back home, so you took it upon yourself to defend her from me...

Read my reply again....You silly little man. I was not outraged nor offended. The reason I joined in making jokes about Cozzie has been explained to you in the shed....(Basically because it was funny and i was frustrated at trying to get through to her.) I wasn't defending her from you. She has her own mind. I just thought she should know what you put; (Personaly if I'd been that upset by something and my 'boyfriend'(what are you 50?)did what you did I'd have dealt with it very differently.)

Minx, I feel way better compared to this weekend. Now, can we stop continuing this nonsense. Your signature says it perfectly.

I'm happy to let the matter drop.

:)

Minx show us your underpants to prove your not wearing Dr Undies! Then,and only then I will believe you're not Cambo in drag 100%

Boatraceface wrote: Minx show us your underpants to prove your not wearing Dr Undies! Then,and only then I will believe you're not Cambo in drag 100%

I have another solution get Cambo to flash his and then you'll know they ain't mine!!!!

Cambo's undies will be Tardis Y-fronts,No question!

FUCKING HELL!!

WHY did my PC have to blow up on Saturday afternoon.

I've just spent half an hour scrolling back, and would like to thank all involved for the hilarious entertainment.

Very funny.. If not a bit fecking bizarre and concerning for one or two people.

Yes,one or two people...and the plot is thickening Commrade and Cozzie,what are your intentions? Are you going to be the first NOOLey weds?

Do we all get an invite?

Boatraceface wrote: Yes,one or two people...and the plot is thickening Commrade and Cozzie,what are your intentions? Are you going to be the first NOOLey weds?

Do we all get an invite?

Haha!.. They gotta feckin meet first

Boatraceface wrote: Yes,one or two people...and the plot is thickening Commrade and Cozzie,what are your intentions? Are you going to be the first NOOLey weds?

Do we all get an invite?

That's a god awful pun...

If this all carries on, I'm going to have to put up a link to the film 'Hard Candy'..

Minx wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: Yes,one or two people...and the plot is thickening Commrade and Cozzie,what are your intentions? Are you going to be the first NOOLey weds?

Do we all get an invite?

That's a god awful pun...

Here's a god awful bum :moon:

Anyway,are you two jokers an item? You know who you are

Minx wrote:

So....

You thought the shaved beaver joke was funny. Then you jumped onto the bash Cozzie bandwagon. Then you dragged me into it, so I juxtaposed your attack on Cozzie (and me) with the shaved beaver joke, and you were outraged. You were taking the piss with me, and I sent it right back home, so you took it upon yourself to defend her from me...

Read my reply again....You silly little man. I was not outraged nor offended. The reason I joined in making jokes about Cozzie has been explained to you in the shed....(Basically because it was funny and i was frustrated at trying to get through to her.) I wasn't defending her from you. She has her own mind. I just thought she should know what you put; (Personaly if I'd been that upset by something and my 'boyfriend'(what are you 50?)did what you did I'd have dealt with it very differently.)

Ohhhhhhh….

Really? Let’s find out, shall we? What with “honesty” being one of your faults and all….

Here’s what you “explained to me in the shed”:

6:35:23 Sunday

Minx wrote: Well she's been asked politly to piss off out the shed and has ignored it...therefore I say we just ignore what ever she writes, and don't respond for the rest of the day. Some how I don't think we will miss anything important.

7:38:03 Sunday

Minx wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

Minx wrote: That's fine Cozzie don't back down from nool. But why would you want to hang around somewhere when people make it fairly clear they can't be doing with dealing with you at the moment?

Minx, I seem to remember SEVERAL posts from you bemoaning the bashing that goes on here. Including posts where you thought the piss-taking between me and other NOOLers was bashing.

So why jump on the bash Cozzie bandwagon so readily?

Because I tried to help her, Because I tried to explain that she was making things harder for herself Because in return I got comments from her about me so then I feel happy to jump on the band wagon Because she invited me on to it.

OK, I get it, Ms. “Honesty is one of my faults.” Cozzie bashed you first. Let’s look for that bashing you got, you poor misunderstood lass….

So here’s Cozzie….

12:03:04 Saturday

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I'm just saying that the mod is acting like an idiot. This is not the first time he has provoked me by changing the meanings (or the words) of my posts.

12:17:26 Saturday

Minx wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I'm just saying that the mod is acting like an idiot. This is not the first time he has provoked me by changing the meanings (or the words) of my posts.

John Barnes did the rap om WIM

12:37:14 Saturday

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I'm talking about the moderator, for crying out loud. I hate what "My Name is John Barnes" is doing to my posts!

12:40:15 Saturday

Minx wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I'm talking about the moderator, for crying out loud. I hate what "My Name is John Barnes" is doing to my posts!

I KNOW

Jeez girl dontcha know when you're being ribbed???

12:41:30 Saturday

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: This is definitely one of the things I hate about myself. Ahh, British humor blows up in my face (sorry about the Yankee spelling).

I understand British humor, but sometimes people don't understand my sense of humor. I got to admit it's a bit eccentric. There are some situations when I can laugh at something, but yes, I take myself a bit too seriously. God, John Barnes is tainting my dignity.

1:38:57 Saturday

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: This is definitely one of the things I hate about myself. Ahh, British humor blows up in my face (sorry about the Yankee spelling).

I understand British humor, but sometimes people don't understand my sense of humor. I got to admit it's a bit eccentric. There are some situations when I can laugh at something, but yes, I take myself a bit too seriously. God, John Barnes is tainting my dignity.

Taint?

Cozzie dear, just roll with it. It was funny-- which, uh, is why I laughed...

OK, so far, Cozzie hasn’t said anything to bash minx. Let’s keep looking, though, I’m sure it’s in there, because after all, it was straight from Ms. “Honesty is one of my faults.”

1:39:44 Saturday

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Oh, Comrade, this is getting worse and worse all because of me!

1:41:27 Satruday

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Oh, Comrade, this is getting worse and worse all because of me!

Just have a laugh at a joke like the rest of us dear. You'll be fine. :)

2:10:12 PM Saturday

Minx wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Comrade and I have a great meeting of the minds. We're equal in intelligence. Unlike Jeff. I'm not sexist, Chris!

SO young and SO naive.... Just the way Comrade likes them!!!!

Interesting…. Cozzie hasn’t said a thing to bash minx yet. But here’s minxy joining in on the bash Cozzie bandwagon. Quite a bit different from the way Ms. “Honesty is one of my faults” tells it, but maybe Cozzie bashes her later. Let’s find out….

6:35:23 Sunday

Minx wrote: Well she's been asked politly to piss off out the shed and has ignored it...therefore I say we just ignore what ever she writes, and don't respond for the rest of the day. Some how I don't think we will miss anything important.

7:38:03 Sunday

Minx wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

Minx wrote: That's fine Cozzie don't back down from nool. But why would you want to hang around somewhere when people make it fairly clear they can't be doing with dealing with you at the moment?

Minx, I seem to remember SEVERAL posts from you bemoaning the bashing that goes on here. Including posts where you thought the piss-taking between me and other NOOLers was bashing.

So why jump on the bash Cozzie bandwagon so readily?

Because I tried to help her, Because I tried to explain that she was making things harder for herself Because in return I got comments from her about me so then I feel happy to jump on the band wagon Because she invited me on to it.

Nope, nothing in there remotely like you told it minxy. But then I’m just a silly little man, so I probably don’t understand you, do I?

Minx, solid as a wooden nickel.

Boatraceface wrote: Yes,one or two people...and the plot is thickening Commrade and Cozzie,what are your intentions? Are you going to be the first NOOLey weds?

Do we all get an invite?

Wouldn't have it any other way.

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: Yes,one or two people...and the plot is thickening Commrade and Cozzie,what are your intentions? Are you going to be the first NOOLey weds?

Do we all get an invite?

Haha!.. They gotta feckin meet first

My Name Is John Barnes wrote:

Minx wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

Minx wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Jack, we're soulmates. It's all in the stars. Wait, Cambo will bang his head on this one.

ME TOO!!!

You're young sweetie, don't be getting serious about some one you haven't met. just cos he stands up for you and you like the same music

IT'S ODD

Believe it or not, we have so much in common aside from music and mutual respect.

OK Quickly name me 5 things other than music and respect you have in common....And don't call him to ask.

1. They breathe
2. They piss
3. They crap
4. They eat
5. They live in the United States

C'mon Minx...make it a wee bit harder next time!

Fook me, that makes 10 things!

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

Minx wrote:

So....

You thought the shaved beaver joke was funny. Then you jumped onto the bash Cozzie bandwagon. Then you dragged me into it, so I juxtaposed your attack on Cozzie (and me) with the shaved beaver joke, and you were outraged. You were taking the piss with me, and I sent it right back home, so you took it upon yourself to defend her from me...

Read my reply again....You silly little man. I was not outraged nor offended. The reason I joined in making jokes about Cozzie has been explained to you in the shed....(Basically because it was funny and i was frustrated at trying to get through to her.) I wasn't defending her from you. She has her own mind. I just thought she should know what you put; (Personaly if I'd been that upset by something and my 'boyfriend'(what are you 50?)did what you did I'd have dealt with it very differently.)

Ohhhhhhh….

Really? Let’s find out, shall we? What with “honesty” being one of your faults and all….

Here’s what you “explained to me in the shed”:

6:35:23 Sunday

Minx wrote: Well she's been asked politly to piss off out the shed and has ignored it...therefore I say we just ignore what ever she writes, and don't respond for the rest of the day. Some how I don't think we will miss anything important.

not an explanation obviously

7:38:03 Sunday

Minx wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

Minx wrote: That's fine Cozzie don't back down from nool. But why would you want to hang around somewhere when people make it fairly clear they can't be doing with dealing with you at the moment?

Minx, I seem to remember SEVERAL posts from you bemoaning the bashing that goes on here. Including posts where you thought the piss-taking between me and other NOOLers was bashing.Again not an explanation

So why jump on the bash Cozzie bandwagon so readily?

Because I tried to help her, Because I tried to explain that she was making things harder for herself Because in return I got comments from her about me so then I feel happy to jump on the band wagon Because she invited me on to it.

WEll spotted THIS is the explanation OK, I get it, Ms. “Honesty is one of my faults.” Cozzie bashed you first. Let’s look for that bashing you got, you poor misunderstood lass….

So here’s Cozzie….

12:03:04 Saturday

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I'm just saying that the mod is acting like an idiot. This is not the first time he has provoked me by changing the meanings (or the words) of my posts.

12:17:26 Saturday

Minx wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I'm just saying that the mod is acting like an idiot. This is not the first time he has provoked me by changing the meanings (or the words) of my posts.

John Barnes did the rap om WIM

12:37:14 Saturday

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I'm talking about the moderator, for crying out loud. I hate what "My Name is John Barnes" is doing to my posts!

12:40:15 Saturday

Minx wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I'm talking about the moderator, for crying out loud. I hate what "My Name is John Barnes" is doing to my posts!

I KNOW

Jeez girl dontcha know when you're being ribbed???

This(above) is a joke, no better or worse than anything else I say to anyone on here.

12:41:30 Saturday

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: This is definitely one of the things I hate about myself. Ahh, British humor blows up in my face (sorry about the Yankee spelling).

I understand British humor, but sometimes people don't understand my sense of humor. I got to admit it's a bit eccentric. There are some situations when I can laugh at something, but yes, I take myself a bit too seriously. God, John Barnes is tainting my dignity.

And?

1:38:57 Saturday

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: This is definitely one of the things I hate about myself. Ahh, British humor blows up in my face (sorry about the Yankee spelling).

I understand British humor, but sometimes people don't understand my sense of humor. I got to admit it's a bit eccentric. There are some situations when I can laugh at something, but yes, I take myself a bit too seriously. God, John Barnes is tainting my dignity.

Taint?

Cozzie dear, just roll with it. It was funny-- which, uh, is why I laughed...

What does this Quote have to do with me?

OK, so far, Cozzie hasn’t said anything to bash minx. Let’s keep looking, though, I’m sure it’s in there, because after all, it was straight from Ms. “Honesty is one of my faults.”

1:39:44 Saturday

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Oh, Comrade, this is getting worse and worse all because of me!

Again what's this have to do with me?

1:41:27 Satruday

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Oh, Comrade, this is getting worse and worse all because of me!

Just have a laugh at a joke like the rest of us dear. You'll be fine. :)

Ditto what's the relavence?

2:10:12 PM Saturday

Minx wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Comrade and I have a great meeting of the minds. We're equal in intelligence. Unlike Jeff. I'm not sexist, Chris!

SO young and SO naive.... Just the way Comrade likes them!!!!

A This is a comment that YOU yourself have said!!!! and she is both YOUNG and NAIVE in my opinion so far NO 'bashing' just joking about.

Interesting…. Cozzie hasn’t said a thing to bash minx yet. But here’s minxy joining in on the bash Cozzie bandwagon. Quite a bit different from the way Ms. “Honesty is one of my faults” tells it, but maybe Cozzie bashes her later. Let’s find out….?????when was i 'bashing' so far???? And you now miss out A WHOLE lot of things from other threads;Just look at the times...2.10 Saturday the last comment quoted 6.35 Sunday the next one you quote.Why does it not supprise me that you would be manipulative

6:35:23 Sunday

Minx wrote: Well she's been asked politly to piss off out the shed and has ignored it...therefore I say we just ignore what ever she writes, and don't respond for the rest of the day. Some how I don't think we will miss anything important.

Yep by this point I was annoyed

7:38:03 Sunday

Minx wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

Minx wrote: That's fine Cozzie don't back down from nool. But why would you want to hang around somewhere when people make it fairly clear they can't be doing with dealing with you at the moment?

Minx, I seem to remember SEVERAL posts from you bemoaning the bashing that goes on here. Including posts where you thought the piss-taking between me and other NOOLers was bashing.

So why jump on the bash Cozzie bandwagon so readily?

Yay well done you found my explanation Because I tried to help her, Because I tried to explain that she was making things harder for herself Because in return I got comments from her about me so then I feel happy to jump on the band wagon Because she invited me on to it.

Again the explanation

Nope, nothing in there remotely like you told it minxy. But then I’m just a silly little man, so I probably don’t understand you, do I?

Minx, solid as a wooden nickel.

Thanks for that Comrade you've just shown yourself to be someone that will pick statments from where you like to make things seem like they are different. I know and alot of other noolers know what the truth is. And yes you are a silly little man and also a very sad one apparently. Also may I ask where is your tirade on everyone else that was there? only like to pick on girls? foolish very foolish

Minx wrote: Thanks for that Comrade you've just shown yourself to be someone that will pick statments from where you like to make things seem like they are different. I know and alot of other noolers know what the truth is. And yes you are a silly little man and also a very sad one apparently. Also may I ask where is your tirade on everyone else that was there? only like to pick on girls? foolish very foolish

Minxy, all you have to do is show where Cozzie bashed you first. But you can't, because it didn't happen.

Put up or shut up, as we say here in the States.

EDIT: I only joined in with you because you took me on. And when I asked you in the shed why you were jumping on the bash Cozzie bandwagon, you said it was because she had started in with you. I'm not taking everybody else on because

A) Nobody else dragged me into it, and B) You're the only one who lied about your reasons for bashing her.

Does that help sort things out for you?

Yay...

I love a crap comedy argument.

Burt Reynolds wrote: Yay...

I love a crap comedy argument.

See what happens when people stop being polite, and start being real

The Real World: NOOL

You can find them Commrade if you choose to look....

( Hint: Try the big gap between sat 2.10 and Sun 6.35 you left out on your post.) Which you wont of course.

How did I drag you into it? by making a comment you have made yourself? by saying that the shaved joke was not a nice way to talk about your girlfriend? Poor you.

I did not lie about my reasons for 'bashing' her...I maintain it was funny as fuck and she did make jibes about me, yes I laughed at what alot of people had said first because it was funny. And i made comments that I would make to anyone here in jest. Now pull the stick out of your arse and have a laugh will you.

The man's in love It may be a folly to us,but its serious internet grooming for him.

Hey guys, can we just chill a minute and remember that we're all in this....hey, how long has that plant been in the corner? I don't remember that being there a few minutes ago

Minx wrote: You can find them Commrade if you choose to look....

I have looked. "They" don't exist. It's simple, Minx. If Cozzie started in with you, as you claim, just point out where.

You can't, because you made it all up, and now you've been outed.

Put up or shut up, as we say.

Which you wont of course.

As I said, I have looked. "They" don't exist Minxy. And you accused me of being on the same drugs as Cozzie...

How did I drag you into it? by making a comment you have made yourself?

Comrade makes jokes about himself at his own expense here, but he's never made jokes about "liking them young and naive," and never would in regards to Cozzie.

by saying that the shaved joke was not a nice way to talk about your girlfriend? Poor you.

You just can't take as good as you give Minxy, and your knickers are SO in a twist over it.

I did not lie about my reasons for 'bashing' her...

Sure you did. I just pointed out your quotes above, where everybody can read for themselves what you said. Unlike you, who can't point to a single thing that Cozzie said to get you onto the bash Cozzie bandwagon.

I maintain it was funny as fuck and she did make jibes about me,

One, as far as I know, and that only after you bashed her.

yes I laughed at what alot of people had said first because it was funny.

I laughed too, and I told Cozzie to just laugh about it as well. Again, as everybody can read above.

And i made comments that I would make to anyone here in jest. Now pull the stick out of your arse and have a laugh will you.

That stick is so far up YOUR arse Minx that you think you're seeing it in front of you.

I'll make you a deal Minxy.

I'll concede that I didn't take your comment "SO young and SO naive, just the way Comrade likes them" as the piss-taking it was intended to be, if you'll concede that you lied about your reasons for jumping on the bash Cozzie bandwagon.

Then we can put this all behind us and get on with the usual BCD bollox.

Or we can keep it going.

Your call.

I know what I know, any everyone else knows what they know.

You going back and Quoting selective comments and missing out others isn't going to change that.

I never claimed you said young and naive about Cozzie of course you wouldn't.

You can go back over all the posts I've ever done here if you want to commrade....personally I can't be bothered.

aha another not so good thing about me...I'm bloody lazy.

I'm happy to admit to talking bollocks on here most of the time and will admit when I'm wrong(not that that would ever happen of course...lol)

I think I have made my reasons and thoughts and actions very plain to see,and I don't want to get into a debate about what's a joke and what's 'bashing'..... I altered my attitude when I had a jibe at me, arguing isn't going to make that any different.

And I really can not be arsed going over it again just because **you don't get it.[/**size]

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote: I'll make you a deal Minxy.

I'll concede that I didn't take your comment "SO young and SO naive, just the way Comrade likes them" as the piss-taking it was intended to be, if you'll concede that you lied about your reasons for jumping on the bash Cozzie bandwagon.

Then we can put this all behind us and get on with the usual BCD bollox.

Or we can keep it going.

Your call.

I'm not going to say I lied when I didn't. You can do what ever you like

Can we finally go on with our lives?

Minx wrote: I know what I know, any everyone else knows what they know. You going back and Quoting selective comments and missing out others isn't going to change that.

I never claimed you said young and naive about Cozzie of course you wouldn't.

You can go back over all the posts I've ever done here if you want to commrade....personally I can't be bothered.

aha another not so good thing about me...I'm bloody lazy.

I'm happy to admit to talking bollocks on here most of the time and will admit when I'm wrong(not that that would ever happen of course...lol)

I think I have made my reasons and thoughts and actions very plain to see,and I don't want to get into a debate about what's a joke and what's 'bashing'..... I altered my attitude when I had a jibe at me, arguing isn't going to make that any different.

And I really can not be arsed going over it again just because you don't get it.

I get it, Minx. You lied about a nonexistent post, and now that you've been outed, you can't do one simple thing: PUT UP OR SHUT UP.

Minx wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote: I'll make you a deal Minxy.

I'll concede that I didn't take your comment "SO young and SO naive, just the way Comrade likes them" as the piss-taking it was intended to be, if you'll concede that you lied about your reasons for jumping on the bash Cozzie bandwagon.

Then we can put this all behind us and get on with the usual BCD bollox.

Or we can keep it going.

Your call.

I'm not going to say I lied when I didn't. You can do what ever you like

I'm not asking you to say you lied when you didn't. I've already demonstrated that you lied. Just be a big girl and admit that you made it all up, and we'll be done with it.

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Can we finally go on with our lives?

This week, on "As The Cozzie Turns", Thrust Deepener and Crazy McNuts battle for the honor of bedding Hardly Worthitonaccountofherless-than-appealing-morning-after-conversational-topics...while the proud people of a small Jewish village deep in the Russian wilderness must leave behind everything they know as they sing their traditional songs...aw fuck it, I can't do this anymore

Taboo # 7 wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Can we finally go on with our lives?

This week, on "As The Cozzie Turns", Thrust Deepener and Crazy McNuts battle for the honor of bedding Hardly Worthitonaccountofherless-than-appealing-morning-after-conversational-topics...while the proud people of a small Jewish village deep in the Russian wilderness must leave behind everything they know as they sing their traditional songs...aw fuck it, I can't do this anymore

Sure ya can!

And I'm trying to figure out Tabbsy's plotlines. It's so- Woody Allen. And overdramatic, I might add.

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

Minx wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote: I'll make you a deal Minxy.

I'll concede that I didn't take your comment "SO young and SO naive, just the way Comrade likes them" as the piss-taking it was intended to be, if you'll concede that you lied about your reasons for jumping on the bash Cozzie bandwagon.

Then we can put this all behind us and get on with the usual BCD bollox.

Or we can keep it going.

Your call.

I'm not going to say I lied when I didn't. You can do what ever you like

I'm not asking you to say you lied when you didn't. I've already demonstrated that you lied. Just be a big girl and admit that you made it all up, and we'll be done with it.

Do you know this drivel might have actually done it..... cheers Commrade I think you have just bored me into curing my insomnia

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

Minx wrote: I know what I know, any everyone else knows what they know. You going back and Quoting selective comments and missing out others isn't going to change that.

I never claimed you said young and naive about Cozzie of course you wouldn't.

You can go back over all the posts I've ever done here if you want to commrade....personally I can't be bothered.

aha another not so good thing about me...I'm bloody lazy.

I'm happy to admit to talking bollocks on here most of the time and will admit when I'm wrong(not that that would ever happen of course...lol)

I think I have made my reasons and thoughts and actions very plain to see,and I don't want to get into a debate about what's a joke and what's 'bashing'..... I altered my attitude when I had a jibe at me, arguing isn't going to make that any different.

And I really can not be arsed going over it again just because you don't get it.

I get it, Minx. You lied about a nonexistent post, and now that you've been outed, you can't do one simple thing: PUT UP OR SHUT UP.

Nice cover for your bollox minxy.

But the reason you're bored is because you're boring. Now go to bed, little one, and dream of being interesting. And honest.

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote: Nice cover for your bollox minxy.

But the reason you're bored is because you're boring. Now go to bed, little one, and dream of being interesting. And honest.

Minx wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote: Nice cover for your bollox minxy.

But the reason you're bored is because you're boring. Now go to bed, little one, and dream of being interesting. And honest.

You can run, but you can't hide minx.

You're still a lying cunt, no matter how many times you yawn.

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote: You're still a lying cunt, no matter how many times you yawn.

Yep, still true. Keep yawning though, at least you won't have to put up or shut up.

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote: Yep, still true. Keep yawning though, at least you won't have to put up or shut up.

Smoke and mirrors don't work on me. You still haven't put up, and you apparently don't know how to shut up.

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote: Smoke and mirrors don't work on me. You still haven't put up, and you apparently don't know how to shut up.

:moon:

Minx wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote: Smoke and mirrors don't work on me. You still haven't put up, and you apparently don't know how to shut up.

:moon:

Oh yes, now I'm confused minx! I probably forgot all about your claim that you *only* bashed Cozzie because she bashed you first. And I probably forgot all about the fact that you can't put up or shut up.

Yes, your smoke and mirrors work so well. VERY impressive.

its gotta stop

ghost rider wrote:

its gotta stop

I agree. And I've offered a truce twice now, and it's been turned down twice now.

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

Minx wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote: Smoke and mirrors don't work on me. You still haven't put up, and you apparently don't know how to shut up.

:moon:

Oh yes, now I'm confused minx! I probably forgot all about your claim that you *only* bashed Cozzie because she bashed you first. And I probably forgot all about the fact that you can't put up or shut up.

Yes, your smoke and mirrors work so well. VERY impressive.

Hmmmmm......