A Few Not-So-Great Things about You! :nonono:

Impatience - only at work with people who shold know better and are too slow.

Swearing - I fucking say fuck too many fucking times (not good for a lady!).

I can't sing - although I try loudly every day with no shame.

Being unfit - no excuse and still harp on about the days when I swam every day and went to the gym 4 times a week (10 years ago!!).

hmmmmm - that's enough to be getting on with.

d13 wrote: being a banker...i charge fees to people for nothing at all!

I have a word for people working in places like you : bankster.

I have a friend who worked in a bank until the day he could not no more (too depressed, his boss said to him he was "girlish"). He was daily asked by his boss to make money on people who already had no more money... the trick was to fit the debt and the more the debt is important, the less they have the possibility to leave the bank...

Otherwise, we need banks because money rules and that is not your or my fault...

I get really pissed off at inanimate objects when they don't work properly little to no patience

ghost rider wrote:

ChrissMari wrote: also bad taste in men

wow..im surprised you could name a bad trait

It's hard to deal with jealously of little men with inadequacy issues that can not handle a woman as intelligent, fantastic, and confident as ChrissMari.

My Name Is John Barnes wrote:

ChrissMari wrote:

ghost rider wrote:

ChrissMari wrote: also bad taste in men

wow..im surprised you could name a bad trait

It's hard to deal with jealously of little men with inadequacy issues that can not handle a woman as intelligent, fantastic, and confident as ChrissMari.

next thing you'll be telling us is you've got a penis as well...

oh, did I just actually say that?

Oh well, it's probably bigger than mine...

:p

hahahhahah ;)

mood swings cynical low self-esteem depressed loner(sometimes)

Bad things about me?? Blimey where do i begin?

Er....

1. I am a human garbage can - I simply cannot stop eating (I'm munching on some mushroom and garlic risotto as I am typing this - yes - THIS time of the night!!) About three years ago I was absolutely huge - as in overweight. I am a more manageable 13 stone now though....as my diet is a lot healthier.

2. As a result of point (1) I also burp too much for people's liking

3. I collect screw bottle tops. I have at least 8,000 in my collection now - and no two are the same either

4. I have been known to fall asleep during staff meetings where I used to teach.

5. I still have some checked tank tops in my wardrobe going back years now...

6. I laugh loudly far too much for no real reason at all

7. I stole a car and crashed it into a shop front once - when I lived in Morecambe as a teenager. I didn't even get arrested for it either cos there were no witnesses.

8. When I was a nipper I was diagnosed with severe Attention Deficit Disorder and would always sit twitching in class....how ironic that I later end up being a teacher in art college!!!

9. I used to kick my younger sister in the shins whenever we always played together cos I knew that would make her cry.

10. I still flick my bogie crusts across the room whenever Lorraine is not looking.

:p

I brake things up by accident all the time with my Crusher Claws. My Antennas are no longer controlled by me (the doctor is still trying to find the reason) and they get in places they shouldn't be (putting me in unpleasant situations). My eyes look at the oposite direction (from each other) so most of the time I'm confussed. My Tail Fin hits so hard when I walk and as a result, most people keep a distance all the time from me. The only good thing is that RICH people seem to love me in a way (I'm invited to a party tonight with hot showers and caviar).

I'm extremely stubborn I let my roommates take advantage of the fact that if they don't clean/buy toiletpaper/buy cleaning products/tidy the apt, then I will, and I don't say anything about it because I like to avoid confrontation with people I know but don't know well (I'll confront someone closer to me like a bf, or strangers, but no one in the middle) I'm shy - which like other ppl here said, makes ppl think the worst - but not in smaller groups or with people I know I can get very moody and grumpy without reason I expect people to read my mind..hehe..like in the case above with the roommates I have a hard time making friends - shyness and not liking to be social too often I'm an introvert, but I don't really think that's a bad thing, it's just annoying when extroverts expect me to be like them I guess they all kind of fit together...

I'm too nice for my own good.

1. I won't admit I'm wrong about anything
2. I'm terrifed of making mistakes
3. I let people walk all over me in order to keep the peace
4. I can't take any kind of criticism; I hear it as people telling me that I'm not good enough

Forgot about this one: Because I have a case of being misunderstood, everybody is on my case. Why?

I want to slap you, My Name is John Barnes. Unfortunately, there is no smiley for slapping, but this will do:

Shooting you is more like it.

Heck no! I was just simply making a joke with Cambo and you blew it up in my face. Nobody wants to know about shaving some parts. If you are a computer-savvy mod, you should know what TMI means: too much info.

I haven't seen the show, and now I'm in the Shedroom with you, Jeff!

My Name Is John Barnes wrote: So which one am I?

The Mod Squad. Solid.

I mean a moderator, dummy! God, you assume the position and you don't know what the heck I'm talking about? Then again, women are smarter than men. I'm making an example out of you, John Barnes.

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I mean a moderator, dummy! God, you assume the position and you don't know what the heck I'm talking about? Then again, women are smarter than men. I'm making an example out of you, John Barnes.

He assumed the position?

Glad I'm not a mod!

God, God, God!

John Barnes is a moderator and he doesn't know what I'm saying ! No pun intended on the position joke. But he should be smart enough to know.

My Name Is John Barnes wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: God, God, God!

is that what you scream out as Comrade plays hide the salami???

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Then again, women are smarter than men. I'm making an example out of you, John Barnes.

Sexism.

Female chauvinist pig.