Boatraceface wrote: Yes,one or two people...and the plot is thickening Commrade and Cozzie,what are your intentions? Are you going to be the first NOOLey weds?
Do we all get an invite?
That's a god awful pun...
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Minx wrote:
Boatraceface wrote: Yes,one or two people...and the plot is thickening Commrade and Cozzie,what are your intentions? Are you going to be the first NOOLey weds?
Do we all get an invite?
Here's a god awful bum :moon:
Anyway,are you two jokers an item?
You know who you are
Minx wrote:
So....
You thought the shaved beaver joke was funny. Then you jumped onto the bash Cozzie bandwagon. Then you dragged me into it, so I juxtaposed your attack on Cozzie (and me) with the shaved beaver joke, and you were outraged. You were taking the piss with me, and I sent it right back home, so you took it upon yourself to defend her from me...
Read my reply again....You silly little man. I was not outraged nor offended. The reason I joined in making jokes about Cozzie has been explained to you in the shed....(Basically because it was funny and i was frustrated at trying to get through to her.) I wasn't defending her from you. She has her own mind. I just thought she should know what you put; (Personaly if I'd been that upset by something and my 'boyfriend'(what are you 50?)did what you did I'd have dealt with it very differently.)
Ohhhhhhh….
Really? Let’s find out, shall we? What with “honesty” being one of your faults and all….
Here’s what you “explained to me in the shed”:
6:35:23 Sunday
Minx wrote: Well she's been asked politly to piss off out the shed and has ignored it...therefore I say we just ignore what ever she writes, and don't respond for the rest of the day. Some how I don't think we will miss anything important.
7:38:03 Sunday
Minx wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:
Minx wrote: That's fine Cozzie don't back down from nool. But why would you want to hang around somewhere when people make it fairly clear they can't be doing with dealing with you at the moment?
Minx, I seem to remember SEVERAL posts from you bemoaning the bashing that goes on here. Including posts where you thought the piss-taking between me and other NOOLers was bashing.
So why jump on the bash Cozzie bandwagon so readily?
Because I tried to help her, Because I tried to explain that she was making things harder for herself Because in return I got comments from her about me so then I feel happy to jump on the band wagon Because she invited me on to it.
OK, I get it, Ms. “Honesty is one of my faults.” Cozzie bashed you first. Let’s look for that bashing you got, you poor misunderstood lass….
So here’s Cozzie….
12:03:04 Saturday
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I'm just saying that the mod is acting like an idiot. This is not the first time he has provoked me by changing the meanings (or the words) of my posts.
12:17:26 Saturday
Minx wrote:
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I'm just saying that the mod is acting like an idiot. This is not the first time he has provoked me by changing the meanings (or the words) of my posts.
12:37:14 Saturday
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I'm talking about the moderator, for crying out loud. I hate what "My Name is John Barnes" is doing to my posts!
12:40:15 Saturday
Minx wrote:
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I'm talking about the moderator, for crying out loud. I hate what "My Name is John Barnes" is doing to my posts!
Jeez girl dontcha know when you're being ribbed???
12:41:30 Saturday
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: This is definitely one of the things I hate about myself. Ahh, British humor blows up in my face (sorry about the Yankee spelling).
I understand British humor, but sometimes people don't understand my sense of humor. I got to admit it's a bit eccentric. There are some situations when I can laugh at something, but yes, I take myself a bit too seriously. God, John Barnes is tainting my dignity.
1:38:57 Saturday
Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: This is definitely one of the things I hate about myself. Ahh, British humor blows up in my face (sorry about the Yankee spelling).
I understand British humor, but sometimes people don't understand my sense of humor. I got to admit it's a bit eccentric. There are some situations when I can laugh at something, but yes, I take myself a bit too seriously. God, John Barnes is tainting my dignity.
Taint?
Cozzie dear, just roll with it. It was funny-- which, uh, is why I laughed...
OK, so far, Cozzie hasn’t said anything to bash minx. Let’s keep looking, though, I’m sure it’s in there, because after all, it was straight from Ms. “Honesty is one of my faults.”
1:39:44 Saturday
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Oh, Comrade, this is getting worse and worse all because of me!
1:41:27 Satruday
Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Oh, Comrade, this is getting worse and worse all because of me!
Just have a laugh at a joke like the rest of us dear. You'll be fine. :)
2:10:12 PM Saturday
Minx wrote:
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Comrade and I have a great meeting of the minds. We're equal in intelligence. Unlike Jeff. I'm not sexist, Chris!
SO young and SO naive.... Just the way Comrade likes them!!!!
Interesting…. Cozzie hasn’t said a thing to bash minx yet. But here’s minxy joining in on the bash Cozzie bandwagon. Quite a bit different from the way Ms. “Honesty is one of my faults” tells it, but maybe Cozzie bashes her later. Let’s find out….
6:35:23 Sunday
Minx wrote: Well she's been asked politly to piss off out the shed and has ignored it...therefore I say we just ignore what ever she writes, and don't respond for the rest of the day. Some how I don't think we will miss anything important.
7:38:03 Sunday
Minx wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:
Minx wrote: That's fine Cozzie don't back down from nool. But why would you want to hang around somewhere when people make it fairly clear they can't be doing with dealing with you at the moment?
Minx, I seem to remember SEVERAL posts from you bemoaning the bashing that goes on here. Including posts where you thought the piss-taking between me and other NOOLers was bashing.
So why jump on the bash Cozzie bandwagon so readily?
Because I tried to help her, Because I tried to explain that she was making things harder for herself Because in return I got comments from her about me so then I feel happy to jump on the band wagon Because she invited me on to it.
Nope, nothing in there remotely like you told it minxy. But then I’m just a silly little man, so I probably don’t understand you, do I?
Minx, solid as a wooden nickel. 
Boatraceface wrote: Yes,one or two people...and the plot is thickening Commrade and Cozzie,what are your intentions? Are you going to be the first NOOLey weds?
Do we all get an invite?
Wouldn't have it any other way.
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Boatraceface wrote: Yes,one or two people...and the plot is thickening Commrade and Cozzie,what are your intentions? Are you going to be the first NOOLey weds?
Do we all get an invite?
Haha!.. They gotta feckin meet first
My Name Is John Barnes wrote:
Minx wrote:
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:
Minx wrote:
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Jack, we're soulmates. It's all in the stars. Wait, Cambo will bang his head on this one.
ME TOO!!!
You're young sweetie, don't be getting serious about some one you haven't met. just cos he stands up for you and you like the same music
IT'S ODD
Believe it or not, we have so much in common aside from music and mutual respect.
OK Quickly name me 5 things other than music and respect you have in common....And don't call him to ask.
- They breathe
- They piss
- They crap
- They eat
- They live in the United States
C'mon Minx...make it a wee bit harder next time!
Fook me, that makes 10 things! 
Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:
Minx wrote:
So....
You thought the shaved beaver joke was funny. Then you jumped onto the bash Cozzie bandwagon. Then you dragged me into it, so I juxtaposed your attack on Cozzie (and me) with the shaved beaver joke, and you were outraged. You were taking the piss with me, and I sent it right back home, so you took it upon yourself to defend her from me...
Read my reply again....You silly little man. I was not outraged nor offended. The reason I joined in making jokes about Cozzie has been explained to you in the shed....(Basically because it was funny and i was frustrated at trying to get through to her.) I wasn't defending her from you. She has her own mind. I just thought she should know what you put; (Personaly if I'd been that upset by something and my 'boyfriend'(what are you 50?)did what you did I'd have dealt with it very differently.)
Ohhhhhhh….
Really? Let’s find out, shall we? What with “honesty” being one of your faults and all….
Here’s what you “explained to me in the shed”:
6:35:23 Sunday
Minx wrote: Well she's been asked politly to piss off out the shed and has ignored it...therefore I say we just ignore what ever she writes, and don't respond for the rest of the day. Some how I don't think we will miss anything important.
not an explanation obviously
7:38:03 Sunday
Minx wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:
Minx wrote: That's fine Cozzie don't back down from nool. But why would you want to hang around somewhere when people make it fairly clear they can't be doing with dealing with you at the moment?
Minx, I seem to remember SEVERAL posts from you bemoaning the bashing that goes on here. Including posts where you thought the piss-taking between me and other NOOLers was bashing.Again not an explanation
So why jump on the bash Cozzie bandwagon so readily?
Because I tried to help her, Because I tried to explain that she was making things harder for herself Because in return I got comments from her about me so then I feel happy to jump on the band wagon Because she invited me on to it.
WEll spotted THIS is the explanation OK, I get it, Ms. “Honesty is one of my faults.” Cozzie bashed you first. Let’s look for that bashing you got, you poor misunderstood lass….
So here’s Cozzie….
12:03:04 Saturday
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I'm just saying that the mod is acting like an idiot. This is not the first time he has provoked me by changing the meanings (or the words) of my posts.
12:17:26 Saturday
Minx wrote:
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I'm just saying that the mod is acting like an idiot. This is not the first time he has provoked me by changing the meanings (or the words) of my posts.
12:37:14 Saturday
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I'm talking about the moderator, for crying out loud. I hate what "My Name is John Barnes" is doing to my posts!
12:40:15 Saturday
Minx wrote:
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I'm talking about the moderator, for crying out loud. I hate what "My Name is John Barnes" is doing to my posts!
Jeez girl dontcha know when you're being ribbed???
This(above) is a joke, no better or worse than anything else I say to anyone on here.
12:41:30 Saturday
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: This is definitely one of the things I hate about myself. Ahh, British humor blows up in my face (sorry about the Yankee spelling).
I understand British humor, but sometimes people don't understand my sense of humor. I got to admit it's a bit eccentric. There are some situations when I can laugh at something, but yes, I take myself a bit too seriously. God, John Barnes is tainting my dignity.
And?
1:38:57 Saturday
Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: This is definitely one of the things I hate about myself. Ahh, British humor blows up in my face (sorry about the Yankee spelling).
I understand British humor, but sometimes people don't understand my sense of humor. I got to admit it's a bit eccentric. There are some situations when I can laugh at something, but yes, I take myself a bit too seriously. God, John Barnes is tainting my dignity.
Taint?
Cozzie dear, just roll with it. It was funny-- which, uh, is why I laughed...
What does this Quote have to do with me?
OK, so far, Cozzie hasn’t said anything to bash minx. Let’s keep looking, though, I’m sure it’s in there, because after all, it was straight from Ms. “Honesty is one of my faults.”
1:39:44 Saturday
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Oh, Comrade, this is getting worse and worse all because of me!
Again what's this have to do with me?
1:41:27 Satruday
Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Oh, Comrade, this is getting worse and worse all because of me!
Just have a laugh at a joke like the rest of us dear. You'll be fine. :)
Ditto what's the relavence?
2:10:12 PM Saturday
Minx wrote:
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Comrade and I have a great meeting of the minds. We're equal in intelligence. Unlike Jeff. I'm not sexist, Chris!
SO young and SO naive.... Just the way Comrade likes them!!!!
A This is a comment that YOU yourself have said!!!! and she is both YOUNG and NAIVE in my opinion so far NO 'bashing' just joking about.
Interesting…. Cozzie hasn’t said a thing to bash minx yet. But here’s minxy joining in on the bash Cozzie bandwagon. Quite a bit different from the way Ms. “Honesty is one of my faults” tells it, but maybe Cozzie bashes her later. Let’s find out….?????when was i 'bashing' so far???? And you now miss out A WHOLE lot of things from other threads;Just look at the times...2.10 Saturday the last comment quoted 6.35 Sunday the next one you quote.Why does it not supprise me that you would be manipulative
6:35:23 Sunday
Minx wrote: Well she's been asked politly to piss off out the shed and has ignored it...therefore I say we just ignore what ever she writes, and don't respond for the rest of the day. Some how I don't think we will miss anything important.
Yep by this point I was annoyed
7:38:03 Sunday
Minx wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:
Minx wrote: That's fine Cozzie don't back down from nool. But why would you want to hang around somewhere when people make it fairly clear they can't be doing with dealing with you at the moment?
Minx, I seem to remember SEVERAL posts from you bemoaning the bashing that goes on here. Including posts where you thought the piss-taking between me and other NOOLers was bashing.
So why jump on the bash Cozzie bandwagon so readily?
Yay well done you found my explanation Because I tried to help her, Because I tried to explain that she was making things harder for herself Because in return I got comments from her about me so then I feel happy to jump on the band wagon Because she invited me on to it.
Again the explanation
Nope, nothing in there remotely like you told it minxy. But then I’m just a silly little man, so I probably don’t understand you, do I?
Minx, solid as a wooden nickel.
Thanks for that Comrade you've just shown yourself to be someone that will pick statments from where you like to make things seem like they are different. I know and alot of other noolers know what the truth is. And yes you are a silly little man and also a very sad one apparently. Also may I ask where is your tirade on everyone else that was there? only like to pick on girls? foolish very foolish
Minx wrote: Thanks for that Comrade you've just shown yourself to be someone that will pick statments from where you like to make things seem like they are different. I know and alot of other noolers know what the truth is. And yes you are a silly little man and also a very sad one apparently. Also may I ask where is your tirade on everyone else that was there? only like to pick on girls? foolish very foolish
Minxy, all you have to do is show where Cozzie bashed you first. But you can't, because it didn't happen.
Put up or shut up, as we say here in the States.
EDIT: I only joined in with you because you took me on. And when I asked you in the shed why you were jumping on the bash Cozzie bandwagon, you said it was because she had started in with you. I'm not taking everybody else on because
A) Nobody else dragged me into it, and B) You're the only one who lied about your reasons for bashing her.
Does that help sort things out for you?
You can find them Commrade if you choose to look....
( Hint: Try the big gap between sat 2.10 and Sun 6.35 you left out on your post.) Which you wont of course.
How did I drag you into it?
by making a comment you have made yourself?
by saying that the shaved joke was not a nice way to talk about your girlfriend?
Poor you.
I did not lie about my reasons for 'bashing' her...I maintain it was funny as fuck
and she did make jibes about me,
yes I laughed at what alot of people had said first because it was funny.
And i made comments that I would make to anyone here in jest.
Now pull the stick out of your arse and have a laugh will you.
Hey guys, can we just chill a minute and remember that we're all in this....hey, how long has that plant been in the corner? I don't remember that being there a few minutes ago 
Minx wrote: You can find them Commrade if you choose to look....
I have looked. "They" don't exist. It's simple, Minx. If Cozzie started in with you, as you claim, just point out where.
You can't, because you made it all up, and now you've been outed.
Put up or shut up, as we say.
Which you wont of course.
As I said, I have looked. "They" don't exist Minxy. And you accused me of being on the same drugs as Cozzie...
How did I drag you into it? by making a comment you have made yourself?
Comrade makes jokes about himself at his own expense here, but he's never made jokes about "liking them young and naive," and never would in regards to Cozzie.
by saying that the shaved joke was not a nice way to talk about your girlfriend?
You just can't take as good as you give Minxy, and your knickers are SO in a twist over it.
I did not lie about my reasons for 'bashing' her...
Sure you did. I just pointed out your quotes above, where everybody can read for themselves what you said. Unlike you, who can't point to a single thing that Cozzie said to get you onto the bash Cozzie bandwagon.
I maintain it was funny as fuck and she did make jibes about me,
One, as far as I know, and that only after you bashed her.
yes I laughed at what alot of people had said first because it was funny.
I laughed too, and I told Cozzie to just laugh about it as well. Again, as everybody can read above.
And i made comments that I would make to anyone here in jest. Now pull the stick out of your arse and have a laugh will you.
That stick is so far up YOUR arse Minx that you think you're seeing it in front of you.
I'll make you a deal Minxy. 
I'll concede that I didn't take your comment "SO young and SO naive, just the way Comrade likes them" as the piss-taking it was intended to be, if you'll concede that you lied about your reasons for jumping on the bash Cozzie bandwagon.
Then we can put this all behind us and get on with the usual BCD bollox.
Or we can keep it going.
Your call.
I know what I know, any everyone else knows what they know.
You going back and Quoting selective comments and missing out others isn't going to change that.
I never claimed you said young and naive about Cozzie of course you wouldn't.
You can go back over all the posts I've ever done here if you want to commrade....personally I can't be bothered.
aha another not so good thing about me...I'm bloody lazy.
I'm happy to admit to talking bollocks on here most of the time and will admit when I'm wrong(not that that would ever happen of course...lol)
I think I have made my reasons and thoughts and actions very plain to see,and I don't want to get into a debate about what's a joke and what's 'bashing'..... I altered my attitude when I had a jibe at me, arguing isn't going to make that any different.
And I really can not be arsed going over it again just because **you don't get it.[/**size]
Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote: I'll make you a deal Minxy.
I'll concede that I didn't take your comment "SO young and SO naive, just the way Comrade likes them" as the piss-taking it was intended to be, if you'll concede that you lied about your reasons for jumping on the bash Cozzie bandwagon.
Then we can put this all behind us and get on with the usual BCD bollox.
Or we can keep it going.
Your call.
I'm not going to say I lied when I didn't. You can do what ever you like
Minx wrote: I know what I know, any everyone else knows what they know. You going back and Quoting selective comments and missing out others isn't going to change that.
I never claimed you said young and naive about Cozzie of course you wouldn't.
You can go back over all the posts I've ever done here if you want to commrade....personally I can't be bothered.
aha another not so good thing about me...I'm bloody lazy.
I'm happy to admit to talking bollocks on here most of the time and will admit when I'm wrong(not that that would ever happen of course...lol)
I think I have made my reasons and thoughts and actions very plain to see,and I don't want to get into a debate about what's a joke and what's 'bashing'..... I altered my attitude when I had a jibe at me, arguing isn't going to make that any different.
And I really can not be arsed going over it again just because you don't get it.
I get it, Minx. You lied about a nonexistent post, and now that you've been outed, you can't do one simple thing: PUT UP OR SHUT UP.
Minx wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote: I'll make you a deal Minxy.
I'll concede that I didn't take your comment "SO young and SO naive, just the way Comrade likes them" as the piss-taking it was intended to be, if you'll concede that you lied about your reasons for jumping on the bash Cozzie bandwagon.
Then we can put this all behind us and get on with the usual BCD bollox.
Or we can keep it going.
Your call.
I'm not going to say I lied when I didn't. You can do what ever you like
I'm not asking you to say you lied when you didn't. I've already demonstrated that you lied. Just be a big girl and admit that you made it all up, and we'll be done with it.
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Can we finally go on with our lives?
This week, on "As The Cozzie Turns", Thrust Deepener and Crazy McNuts battle for the honor of bedding Hardly Worthitonaccountofherless-than-appealing-morning-after-conversational-topics...while the proud people of a small Jewish village deep in the Russian wilderness must leave behind everything they know as they sing their traditional songs...aw fuck it, I can't do this anymore
Taboo # 7 wrote:
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Can we finally go on with our lives?
This week, on "As The Cozzie Turns", Thrust Deepener and Crazy McNuts battle for the honor of bedding Hardly Worthitonaccountofherless-than-appealing-morning-after-conversational-topics...while the proud people of a small Jewish village deep in the Russian wilderness must leave behind everything they know as they sing their traditional songs...aw fuck it, I can't do this anymore
Sure ya can!
And I'm trying to figure out Tabbsy's plotlines. It's so- Woody Allen. 
And overdramatic, I might add.
Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:
Minx wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote: I'll make you a deal Minxy.
I'll concede that I didn't take your comment "SO young and SO naive, just the way Comrade likes them" as the piss-taking it was intended to be, if you'll concede that you lied about your reasons for jumping on the bash Cozzie bandwagon.
Then we can put this all behind us and get on with the usual BCD bollox.
Or we can keep it going.
Your call.
I'm not going to say I lied when I didn't. You can do what ever you like
I'm not asking you to say you lied when you didn't. I've already demonstrated that you lied. Just be a big girl and admit that you made it all up, and we'll be done with it.
Do you know this drivel might have actually done it.....
cheers Commrade I think you have just bored me into curing my insomnia
Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:
Minx wrote: I know what I know, any everyone else knows what they know. You going back and Quoting selective comments and missing out others isn't going to change that.
I never claimed you said young and naive about Cozzie of course you wouldn't.
You can go back over all the posts I've ever done here if you want to commrade....personally I can't be bothered.
aha another not so good thing about me...I'm bloody lazy.
I'm happy to admit to talking bollocks on here most of the time and will admit when I'm wrong(not that that would ever happen of course...lol)
I think I have made my reasons and thoughts and actions very plain to see,and I don't want to get into a debate about what's a joke and what's 'bashing'..... I altered my attitude when I had a jibe at me, arguing isn't going to make that any different.
And I really can not be arsed going over it again just because you don't get it.
I get it, Minx. You lied about a nonexistent post, and now that you've been outed, you can't do one simple thing: PUT UP OR SHUT UP.
Nice cover for your bollox minxy.
But the reason you're bored is because you're boring. Now go to bed, little one, and dream of being interesting. And honest.
Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote: Nice cover for your bollox minxy.
But the reason you're bored is because you're boring. Now go to bed, little one, and dream of being interesting. And honest.
Minx wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote: Nice cover for your bollox minxy.
But the reason you're bored is because you're boring. Now go to bed, little one, and dream of being interesting. And honest.
You can run, but you can't hide minx.
