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Uncle Liam wrote: you so would!
Sort other pics out though Dave!
I second this motion...Shades of Wendy James!
Hang on a minute - I recognise that blonde bird - she's that singer who used to be in Dubstar (a sort of Smithsy, Pet Shop Boysy, Kirsty MacColl-ish combination) isnt she? Am I right?
Our Lorraine has that first album of theirs "Disgraceful" - with that naughy cover of a pencil case opened like a vagina - and it's pretty good isnt it?
So Client is her new band then? Wondered what had happend to her when Dubstar called it a day.
By 'Eck! My Neck! wrote: Hang on a minute - I recognise that blonde bird - she's that singer who used to be in Dubstar (a sort of Smithsy, Pet Shop Boysy, Kirsty MacColl-ish combination) isnt she? Am I right?
Our Lorraine has that first album of theirs "Disgraceful" - with that naughy cover of a pencil case opened like a vagina - and it's pretty good isnt it?
Yer right, that is the lovely Sarah Blackwood of Dubstar fame 
I've got Disgraceful, Goodbye and The Best Of Dubstar and they're all pretty good albums. I guess they decided to disband once they'd musically run their course which was very wise; their sound did have a bit of a shelf life. Not So Manic Now, Stars and Elevator Song are still classic synthpop singles though.
Strangely, she's gotten better looking as she's gotten older! 
Maybe it's the short, tight leather dresses in a sweaty gig environment that's changing my mind :D oooooh yes.
The other bird's not bad either, ex-Creation boss Alan McGee's wife innit? She had a very New Order-ey sounding band called Technique before Client didn't she? Probably not a coincidence with the name there...
I can see two good reasons why loads of you's are into these.
Havnae listened to their stuff, but if it's anywhere near as good as they look....
Got a couple of their singles... Not bad, but the 'live' experience definitely looks better...
SHEDi xxx
Al Jarvis wrote: Looks rough over brekky, mind.
Get her talking about the Sopranos though. She loves it.
fag in hand, greasy blond hair, smeared make-up. tell me about it. couldn't wait to get rid.
(better than L7 though)
Am I the only person that doesn't get the attraction? Stick any burd in that rig out and she's gonna turn heads but her face is nothin special. She wouldn't pass the "just outta bed wearin joggy bottoms and an oversized t-shirt" test! Wouldnae mind a better swatch at the dark haired one though.
Yes I must confess they look like big butch girls in nice dresses. Take away the sexy outfits and you're not left with much. Which raises the question, are they any good or do they need to dress like this to get anyone to pay attention. cos so far I have heard more discussion of their doability than their compositional strengths, relative instrumental abilities and musical vision....then again this is NOOL, I'll be waiting a while for that kind of thing.
GlasVegas wrote: Am I the only person that doesn't get the attraction? Stick any burd in that rig out and she's gonna turn heads but her face is nothin special. She wouldn't pass the "just outta bed wearin joggy bottoms and an oversized t-shirt" test! Wouldnae mind a better swatch at the dark haired one though.
I agree..
plus she's too heavy for that dress..
side view would make you think she's 6 months on :P
GlasVegas wrote: Am I the only person that doesn't get the attraction? Stick any burd in that rig out and she's gonna turn heads but her face is nothin special. She wouldn't pass the "just outta bed wearin joggy bottoms and an oversized t-shirt" test! Wouldnae mind a better swatch at the dark haired one though.
You'd bum her tho
Doctor? wrote: Yes I must confess they look like big butch girls in nice dresses. Take away the sexy outfits and you're not left with much. Which raises the question, are they any good or do they need to dress like this to get anyone to pay attention. cos so far I have heard more discussion of their doability than their compositional strengths, relative instrumental abilities and musical vision....then again this is NOOL, I'll be waiting a while for that kind of thing.
Fussy git!
ChrissMari wrote:
GlasVegas wrote: Am I the only person that doesn't get the attraction? Stick any burd in that rig out and she's gonna turn heads but her face is nothin special. She wouldn't pass the "just outta bed wearin joggy bottoms and an oversized t-shirt" test! Wouldnae mind a better swatch at the dark haired one though.
I agree..
plus she's too heavy for that dress..
side view would make you think she's 6 months on :P
What's wrong with fat birds?
Boatraceface wrote:
ChrissMari wrote:
GlasVegas wrote: Am I the only person that doesn't get the attraction? Stick any burd in that rig out and she's gonna turn heads but her face is nothin special. She wouldn't pass the "just outta bed wearin joggy bottoms and an oversized t-shirt" test! Wouldnae mind a better swatch at the dark haired one though.
I agree..
plus she's too heavy for that dress..
side view would make you think she's 6 months on :P
What's wrong with fat birds?
nowt as long as we don't wear dresses like that ;)'
"Big Girls: Just cause they make it in your size don't MEAN you gotta WEAR it!!"
I must concede pummeling after six months pregnant is awful.
Some men find pregnant women attractive,said a usually stunning Mrs BRF when she was 8 months..I had to pretend
Indeed, Client A does look like she's got a bit of a pot in one side profile.
But really, BIG BIRDS?!
That pair only top 5ft6 when they're in huge heels and there ain't an ounce of spare on them. The giraffe they've got at the back (not many close-ups of her) has as much fat on her as one of my coat-hangers. She's good 5ft10, but the correct weight for a 4ft school-girl. A 4ft school-girl with an eating disorder.
Al Jarvis wrote: Indeed, Client A does look like she's got a bit of a pot in one side profile.
But really, BIG BIRDS?!
That pair only top 5ft6 when they're in huge heels and there ain't an ounce of spare on them. The giraffe they've got at the back (not many close-ups of her) has as much fat on her as one of my coat-hangers. She's good 5ft10, but the correct weight for a 4ft school-girl. A 4ft school-girl with an eating disorder.
Another fussy git!
If she passes the 3 step criteria she'll do for me
Can she cook,fuck,and do the washing up?
Al Jarvis wrote: Indeed, Client A does look like she's got a bit of a pot in one side profile.
But really, BIG BIRDS?!
That pair only top 5ft6 when they're in huge heels and there ain't an ounce of spare on them. The giraffe they've got at the back (not many close-ups of her) has as much fat on her as one of my coat-hangers. She's good 5ft10, but the correct weight for a 4ft school-girl. A 4ft school-girl with an eating disorder.
Al, are you familliar with Python? You ever seen the sketch with the hisory professors who have a rather intersting way of working out who's most important?
Even if you don't get it, someone will read this and keel over in stiches I assure you :D
Boatraceface wrote: Am I the only one sat stoney faced and not at all keeling over in stitches
Me too. I'm googling, but can't find said sketch.
Guess you had to be there. 
J.A.K wrote: rememeber it well. it was RUBBISH!!
It was...but you gotta admit Al's post reads like it.
It is a really obscure sketch too, from one of the not desperately funny episodes. Ahhhh python, the NO of comedy :D
'koff Boatraceface wrote:
Al Jarvis wrote: Indeed, Client A does look like she's got a bit of a pot in one side profile.
But really, BIG BIRDS?!
That pair only top 5ft6 when they're in huge heels and there ain't an ounce of spare on them. The giraffe they've got at the back (not many close-ups of her) has as much fat on her as one of my coat-hangers. She's good 5ft10, but the correct weight for a 4ft school-girl. A 4ft school-girl with an eating disorder.
Another fussy git!
If she passes the 3 step criteria she'll do for me
All at the same time?
It's possible I suppose......if you've got a long handled pan.
Boatraceface wrote: That's why I married(well co-habited) an octopus Cath!
Well, considering where you hail from mate, and what's in the air as a result, perhaps all the women are biological mutants up there, so it's no surprise to hear you say that your missus is multi-limbed! ......
:p
Al Jarvis wrote: Indeed, Client A does look like she's got a bit of a pot in one side profile.
But really, BIG BIRDS?!
That pair only top 5ft6 when they're in huge heels and there ain't an ounce of spare on them. The giraffe they've got at the back (not many close-ups of her) has as much fat on her as one of my coat-hangers. She's good 5ft10, but the correct weight for a 4ft school-girl. A 4ft school-girl with an eating disorder.
haha i didn't call her big or fat (and I'd have no right to she's muchhhh thinner than I am) I said that she's too heavy for that dress however :P It's not fitting her right. BRF said fat.. :P
Also the i used is something that happens a lot over here.. It's a take off on a Monique joke.
the plus sized shops tend to have all these sleeveless and cropped tops (and high cut off shorts) for women who are a size 20 (24? uk). I don't need to see all that jiggle plz.
um..just cause they make it in your size don't mean ya gotta wear it.
By 'Eck! My Neck! wrote:
Boatraceface wrote: That's why I married(well co-habited) an octopus Cath!
Well, considering where you hail from mate, and what's in the air as a result, perhaps all the women are biological mutants up there, so it's no surprise to hear you say that your missus is multi-limbed! ......
She's got a peach of a bum on her too
Very true, I suppose they make leather and/or latex posing pouch thongs in my size, but who wants that many stampede deaths on their conscience.
ChrissMari wrote:
Al Jarvis wrote: Indeed, Client A does look like she's got a bit of a pot in one side profile.
But really, BIG BIRDS?!
That pair only top 5ft6 when they're in huge heels and there ain't an ounce of spare on them. The giraffe they've got at the back (not many close-ups of her) has as much fat on her as one of my coat-hangers. She's good 5ft10, but the correct weight for a 4ft school-girl. A 4ft school-girl with an eating disorder.
haha i didn't call her big or fat (and I'd have no right to she's muchhhh thinner than I am) I said that she's too heavy for that dress however :P It's not fitting her right. BRF said fat.. :P
Also the i used is something that happens a lot over here.. It's a take off on a Monique joke.
the plus sized shops tend to have all these sleeveless and cropped tops (and high cut off shorts) for women who are a size 20 (24? uk). I don't need to see all that jiggle plz.
um..just cause they make it in your size don't mean ya gotta wear it.
Too heavy you said Is'nt that another way of saying fat Chrissi?
or are you speaking a foreign language?
density doesn;t exist where you come from?
OK enough of the obscure mildy amusing science gags....the'te big girls mate, not a pick on em, but big girls, that's what she meant, I'm thick as pigshit and I worked that out, c'mon boaty get with the program matey :D
Doctor? wrote: Very true, I suppose they make leather and/or latex posing pouch thongs in my size, but who wants that many stampede deaths on their conscience.
Very True you say?? When did you see our lasses bum?
You're not that bloke over the road with the binoculars are you C?
Boatraceface wrote:
Doctor? wrote: Very true, I suppose they make leather and/or latex posing pouch thongs in my size, but who wants that many stampede deaths on their conscience.
Very True you say?? When did you see our lasses bum? You're not that bloke over the road with the binoculars are you C?
Google Earth has exceptional resolution in the Redcar area.
Boatraceface wrote: She lives in Sheffield
Worth a try :D Looks like I'm as good a shot as the Engerland strikers then :)
Boatraceface wrote:
ChrissMari wrote:
Al Jarvis wrote: Indeed, Client A does look like she's got a bit of a pot in one side profile.
But really, BIG BIRDS?!
That pair only top 5ft6 when they're in huge heels and there ain't an ounce of spare on them. The giraffe they've got at the back (not many close-ups of her) has as much fat on her as one of my coat-hangers. She's good 5ft10, but the correct weight for a 4ft school-girl. A 4ft school-girl with an eating disorder.
haha i didn't call her big or fat (and I'd have no right to she's muchhhh thinner than I am) I said that she's too heavy for that dress however :P It's not fitting her right. BRF said fat.. :P
Also the i used is something that happens a lot over here.. It's a take off on a Monique joke.
the plus sized shops tend to have all these sleeveless and cropped tops (and high cut off shorts) for women who are a size 20 (24? uk). I don't need to see all that jiggle plz.
um..just cause they make it in your size don't mean ya gotta wear it.
Too heavy you said
I am.. it's called "girl".
I said "too heavy for that outfit". she could weigh 9 stone and still be heavy for the dress if it was made for someone thinner.
it doesn't mean fat :P
Even in general heavy doesn't mean fat. Fat is obese heavy is just chunky
ChrissMari wrote:
I said "too heavy for that outfit". she could weigh 9 stone and still be heavy for the dress if it was made for someone thinner.
it doesn't mean fat :P
Even in general heavy doesn't mean fat. Fat is obese heavy is just chunky
Where I come from, heavy is just a nice way of saying fat. But maybe euphamisms work differently in Philly.
Shellshocker wrote:
ChrissMari wrote:
I said "too heavy for that outfit". she could weigh 9 stone and still be heavy for the dress if it was made for someone thinner.
it doesn't mean fat :P
Even in general heavy doesn't mean fat. Fat is obese heavy is just chunky
Where I come from, heavy is just a nice way of saying fat. But maybe euphamisms work differently in Philly.
There's prolly more fat people here. You know we're all Latino, Black and Italian :P :P
ChrissMari wrote:
Shellshocker wrote:
ChrissMari wrote:
I said "too heavy for that outfit". she could weigh 9 stone and still be heavy for the dress if it was made for someone thinner.
it doesn't mean fat :P
Even in general heavy doesn't mean fat. Fat is obese heavy is just chunky
Where I come from, heavy is just a nice way of saying fat. But maybe euphamisms work differently in Philly.
There's prolly more fat people here. You know we're all Latino, Black and Italian :P :P
Can I be the first to point out that as well as being "not-that-hot" their music is third-rate 80's revivalist nonsense. And that no amount of leather stagewear or slap will EVER detract from that.
GlasVegas wrote: Can I be the first to point out that as well as being "not-that-hot" their music is third-rate 80's revivalist nonsense. And that no amount of leather stagewear or slap will EVER detract from that.
But you still would ;)
Shug wrote:
GlasVegas wrote: Can I be the first to point out that as well as being "not-that-hot" their music is third-rate 80's revivalist nonsense. And that no amount of leather stagewear or slap will EVER detract from that.
But you still would ;)
Would be rude not to :)
phwoaaarrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!
I'm not so manic now!
have heard a few of their tracks.pretty dire, i have to say.Dubstar were way better
Every picture i've ever seen, they're wearing those black leather dresses. Now i'm all for the image thing, but don't they smell? I got a brand new leather jacket years ago, i thought i was the bees knees in it, but one night in the pub, ugh! And that was just a jacket!
Pooh!
I've still got a black pair of leather trousers, but I stopped wearing them because everytime I went to sit down......well, people looked at me with disgust - especially if I attempted to make contact with a leather chesterfield....ooh err....
Uncle Liam wrote: you so would!
Sort other pics out though Dave!
Liam -can you avoid this crass use of the Queens English, our culture is being watered down enough 
Why not say - "i'd love to shag her" I Would
Saw Client a few years back supporting Karl Bartos and they weren't bad at all live.
Never got to meet the other members of Dubstar but Steve Hillier, the main songwriter, was an old mate of mine. A very talented musician and DJ even way back then... 
Andrew Sayer wrote:
Uncle Liam wrote: you so would!
Sort other pics out though Dave!
Liam -can you avoid this crass use of the Queens English, our culture is being watered down enough
Why not say - "i'd love to shag her" I Would
Talk proply like wot i do
I bought one of Dubstars CDs and it got scratched and I got very fucked off!
Yes. She is very hot.
:bag:
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Every picture i've ever seen, they're wearing those black leather dresses. Now i'm all for the image thing, but don't they smell? I got a brand new leather jacket years ago, i thought i was the bees knees in it, but one night in the pub, ugh! And that was just a jacket!
Pooh!
Good point. Plus, imagine how they must sweat on stage in cowhide. I bet they smell like old cheese.
Cath wrote:
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Every picture i've ever seen, they're wearing those black leather dresses. Now i'm all for the image thing, but don't they smell? I got a brand new leather jacket years ago, i thought i was the bees knees in it, but one night in the pub, ugh! And that was just a jacket!
Pooh!
Good point. Plus, imagine how they must sweat on stage in cowhide. I bet they smell like old cheese.
Camembert?
ghost rider wrote: i really don't see anybody fat in those pics.
BEFUDDLED IN BROOKLYN
Me neither! Perhaps they're just jealous...?! :)
Well I think they look great.Nice to see the lovely Sarah back on the gig circuit.DUBSTAR were excellent,didn't know there was a BEST of...though! Got DISGRACEFUL,GOODBYE and the third one with the single "I".
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:
Andrew Sayer wrote:
Uncle Liam wrote: you so would!
Sort other pics out though Dave!
Liam -can you avoid this crass use of the Queens English, our culture is being watered down enough
Why not say - "i'd love to shag her" I Would
Talk proply like wot i do
Jem, I can't understand a fucking thing you are saying...could you please try speaking English?!?! It would really help me if you could throw a "y'all" in there every now and then as well...
[brown]Ally[/brown] wrote: The other bird's not bad either, ex-Creation boss Alan McGee's wife innit? She had a very New Order-ey sounding band called Technique before Client didn't she? Probably not a coincidence with the name there...
Didn't spot this before. Sarah and Kate were actually briefly Technique together too. I think Technique had a huge support slot for Depeche Mode somewhere and the other blonde who fronted Technique fuct off so Kate had to ring round other singers to take her place. And happened upon Sarah. So, they did one tour as Technique, then changed their name to Client as an ongoing venture.
Depeche Mode fans: aside from Client being on Andrew Fletcher's record label, Fletch appeared in their video "Client" and Martin Gore does backing vocals on the second album "City". I think it was the song "Pornography" he did the back-up vocals on. I like Client, "Rock & Roll Machine" is one of the catchiest tunes i've heard in a long time.
My Name Is John Barnes wrote: Jem, I can't understand a fucking thing you are saying...could you please try speaking English?!?! It would really help me if you could throw a "y'all" in there every now and then as well...
I'm gonna open a big can of whoopass on yo ass mo fo. Ya hear!
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Every picture i've ever seen, they're wearing those black leather dresses. Now i'm all for the image thing, but don't they smell? I got a brand new leather jacket years ago, i thought i was the bees knees in it, but one night in the pub, ugh! And that was just a jacket!
Pooh!
well the dresses in those pictures are actually brown...
but you need to see more pictures, they used to perform in blue air hostess gear & these are new.
Only had a quick scan through this thread, but basically all the boys want to shag them and all the girls think they're fat, ugly and smell. Is that right?
No i think they're very pretty actually, but that their leather dresses probably don't smell nice.
I'd definitely give em one
Christopher Owens wrote: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Client_%28band%29
She was in Frazier Chorus
'Nothing' was a great song. I'll have to dig out their 'Ray' album when I get home.
Doctor? wrote:
Al Jarvis wrote: Indeed, Client A does look like she's got a bit of a pot in one side profile.
But really, BIG BIRDS?!
That pair only top 5ft6 when they're in huge heels and there ain't an ounce of spare on them. The giraffe they've got at the back (not many close-ups of her) has as much fat on her as one of my coat-hangers. She's good 5ft10, but the correct weight for a 4ft school-girl. A 4ft school-girl with an eating disorder.
Al, are you familliar with Python? You ever seen the sketch with the hisory professors who have a rather intersting way of working out who's most important?
Even if you don't get it, someone will read this and keel over in stiches I assure you :D
The mention of 'history professors' only brings to mind Newman and Baddiel ("that's your mum that is")
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Doctor? wrote:
Al Jarvis wrote: Indeed, Client A does look like she's got a bit of a pot in one side profile.
But really, BIG BIRDS?!
That pair only top 5ft6 when they're in huge heels and there ain't an ounce of spare on them. The giraffe they've got at the back (not many close-ups of her) has as much fat on her as one of my coat-hangers. She's good 5ft10, but the correct weight for a 4ft school-girl. A 4ft school-girl with an eating disorder.
Al, are you familliar with Python? You ever seen the sketch with the hisory professors who have a rather intersting way of working out who's most important?
Even if you don't get it, someone will read this and keel over in stiches I assure you :D
The mention of 'history professors' only brings to mind Newman and Baddiel ("that's your mum that is")
Yep! You see that lump of dog turd? That's your mam's dinner that is,your mam's best christmas dinner!
What happenned to Newman? the funny one
Boatraceface wrote:
What happenned to Newman? the funny one
He's still around.
Calls himself Robert Newman, wrote a couple of novels and is back doing stand up. All political, anti-capitalist stuff. Was on More4 a couple of weeks ago with a show called The History of Oil
Suppose David Baddiel is Frank Skinner's problem now...
I'll look out for Robert Newman's work,cheers Dave.I thought he was the funniest one in the Mary Whitehouse experience...
