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[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Every picture i've ever seen, they're wearing those black leather dresses. Now i'm all for the image thing, but don't they smell? I got a brand new leather jacket years ago, i thought i was the bees knees in it, but one night in the pub, ugh! And that was just a jacket!
Pooh!
Good point. Plus, imagine how they must sweat on stage in cowhide. I bet they smell like old cheese.
Cath wrote:
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Every picture i've ever seen, they're wearing those black leather dresses. Now i'm all for the image thing, but don't they smell? I got a brand new leather jacket years ago, i thought i was the bees knees in it, but one night in the pub, ugh! And that was just a jacket!
Pooh!
Good point. Plus, imagine how they must sweat on stage in cowhide. I bet they smell like old cheese.
Camembert?
ghost rider wrote: i really don't see anybody fat in those pics.
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BEFUDDLED IN BROOKLYN
Me neither! Perhaps they're just jealous...?! :)
Well I think they look great.Nice to see the lovely Sarah back on the gig circuit.DUBSTAR were excellent,didn't know there was a BEST of...though! Got DISGRACEFUL,GOODBYE and the third one with the single "I".
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:
Andrew Sayer wrote:
Uncle Liam wrote: you so would!
Sort other pics out though Dave!
Liam -can you avoid this crass use of the Queens English, our culture is being watered down enough
Why not say - "i'd love to shag her" I Would
Talk proply like wot i do
Jem, I can't understand a fucking thing you are saying...could you please try speaking English?!?! It would really help me if you could throw a "y'all" in there every now and then as well...
[brown]Ally[/brown] wrote: The other bird's not bad either, ex-Creation boss Alan McGee's wife innit? She had a very New Order-ey sounding band called Technique before Client didn't she? Probably not a coincidence with the name there...
Didn't spot this before. Sarah and Kate were actually briefly Technique together too. I think Technique had a huge support slot for Depeche Mode somewhere and the other blonde who fronted Technique fuct off so Kate had to ring round other singers to take her place. And happened upon Sarah. So, they did one tour as Technique, then changed their name to Client as an ongoing venture.
Depeche Mode fans: aside from Client being on Andrew Fletcher's record label, Fletch appeared in their video "Client" and Martin Gore does backing vocals on the second album "City". I think it was the song "Pornography" he did the back-up vocals on. I like Client, "Rock & Roll Machine" is one of the catchiest tunes i've heard in a long time.
My Name Is John Barnes wrote: Jem, I can't understand a fucking thing you are saying...could you please try speaking English?!?! It would really help me if you could throw a "y'all" in there every now and then as well...
I'm gonna open a big can of whoopass on yo ass mo fo. Ya hear!
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Every picture i've ever seen, they're wearing those black leather dresses. Now i'm all for the image thing, but don't they smell? I got a brand new leather jacket years ago, i thought i was the bees knees in it, but one night in the pub, ugh! And that was just a jacket!
Pooh!
well the dresses in those pictures are actually brown...
but you need to see more pictures, they used to perform in blue air hostess gear & these are new.
Only had a quick scan through this thread, but basically all the boys want to shag them and all the girls think they're fat, ugly and smell. Is that right? 
No i think they're very pretty actually, but that their leather dresses probably don't smell nice.
I'd definitely give em one 
Christopher Owens wrote: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Client_%28band%29
She was in Frazier Chorus 
'Nothing' was a great song. I'll have to dig out their 'Ray' album when I get home.
Doctor? wrote:
Al Jarvis wrote: Indeed, Client A does look like she's got a bit of a pot in one side profile.
But really, BIG BIRDS?!
That pair only top 5ft6 when they're in huge heels and there ain't an ounce of spare on them. The giraffe they've got at the back (not many close-ups of her) has as much fat on her as one of my coat-hangers. She's good 5ft10, but the correct weight for a 4ft school-girl. A 4ft school-girl with an eating disorder.
Al, are you familliar with Python? You ever seen the sketch with the hisory professors who have a rather intersting way of working out who's most important?
Even if you don't get it, someone will read this and keel over in stiches I assure you :D
The mention of 'history professors' only brings to mind Newman and Baddiel ("that's your mum that is")
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Doctor? wrote:
Al Jarvis wrote: Indeed, Client A does look like she's got a bit of a pot in one side profile.
But really, BIG BIRDS?!
That pair only top 5ft6 when they're in huge heels and there ain't an ounce of spare on them. The giraffe they've got at the back (not many close-ups of her) has as much fat on her as one of my coat-hangers. She's good 5ft10, but the correct weight for a 4ft school-girl. A 4ft school-girl with an eating disorder.
Al, are you familliar with Python? You ever seen the sketch with the hisory professors who have a rather intersting way of working out who's most important?
Even if you don't get it, someone will read this and keel over in stiches I assure you :D
The mention of 'history professors' only brings to mind Newman and Baddiel ("that's your mum that is")
Yep! You see that lump of dog turd? That's your mam's dinner that is,your mam's best christmas dinner!
What happenned to Newman? the funny one
Boatraceface wrote:
What happenned to Newman? the funny one
He's still around.
Calls himself Robert Newman, wrote a couple of novels and is back doing stand up. All political, anti-capitalist stuff. Was on More4 a couple of weeks ago with a show called The History of Oil
Suppose David Baddiel is Frank Skinner's problem now...
I'll look out for Robert Newman's work,cheers Dave.I thought he was the funniest one in the Mary Whitehouse experience...
