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'koff Boatraceface wrote:
Al Jarvis wrote: Indeed, Client A does look like she's got a bit of a pot in one side profile.
But really, BIG BIRDS?!
That pair only top 5ft6 when they're in huge heels and there ain't an ounce of spare on them. The giraffe they've got at the back (not many close-ups of her) has as much fat on her as one of my coat-hangers. She's good 5ft10, but the correct weight for a 4ft school-girl. A 4ft school-girl with an eating disorder.
Another fussy git!
If she passes the 3 step criteria she'll do for me
Can she cook,fuck,and do the washing up?
All at the same time?
It's possible I suppose......if you've got a long handled pan.
Boatraceface wrote: That's why I married(well co-habited) an octopus Cath!
Well, considering where you hail from mate, and what's in the air as a result, perhaps all the women are biological mutants up there, so it's no surprise to hear you say that your missus is multi-limbed! ......
:p 
Al Jarvis wrote: Indeed, Client A does look like she's got a bit of a pot in one side profile.
But really, BIG BIRDS?!
That pair only top 5ft6 when they're in huge heels and there ain't an ounce of spare on them. The giraffe they've got at the back (not many close-ups of her) has as much fat on her as one of my coat-hangers. She's good 5ft10, but the correct weight for a 4ft school-girl. A 4ft school-girl with an eating disorder.
haha i didn't call her big or fat (and I'd have no right to she's muchhhh thinner than I am) I said that she's too heavy for that dress however :P It's not fitting her right. BRF said fat.. :P
Also the i used is something that happens a lot over here.. It's a take off on a Monique joke.
the plus sized shops tend to have all these sleeveless and cropped tops (and high cut off shorts) for women who are a size 20 (24? uk). I don't need to see all that jiggle plz.
um..just cause they make it in your size don't mean ya gotta wear it.
By 'Eck! My Neck! wrote:
Boatraceface wrote: That's why I married(well co-habited) an octopus Cath!
Well, considering where you hail from mate, and what's in the air as a result, perhaps all the women are biological mutants up there, so it's no surprise to hear you say that your missus is multi-limbed! ......
She's got a peach of a bum on her too
Very true, I suppose they make leather and/or latex posing pouch thongs in my size, but who wants that many stampede deaths on their conscience.
ChrissMari wrote:
Al Jarvis wrote: Indeed, Client A does look like she's got a bit of a pot in one side profile.
But really, BIG BIRDS?!
That pair only top 5ft6 when they're in huge heels and there ain't an ounce of spare on them. The giraffe they've got at the back (not many close-ups of her) has as much fat on her as one of my coat-hangers. She's good 5ft10, but the correct weight for a 4ft school-girl. A 4ft school-girl with an eating disorder.
haha i didn't call her big or fat (and I'd have no right to she's muchhhh thinner than I am) I said that she's too heavy for that dress however :P It's not fitting her right. BRF said fat.. :P
Also the i used is something that happens a lot over here.. It's a take off on a Monique joke.
the plus sized shops tend to have all these sleeveless and cropped tops (and high cut off shorts) for women who are a size 20 (24? uk). I don't need to see all that jiggle plz.
um..just cause they make it in your size don't mean ya gotta wear it.
Too heavy you said Is'nt that another way of saying fat Chrissi?
or are you speaking a foreign language?
density doesn;t exist where you come from?
OK enough of the obscure mildy amusing science gags....the'te big girls mate, not a pick on em, but big girls, that's what she meant, I'm thick as pigshit and I worked that out, c'mon boaty get with the program matey :D
Doctor? wrote: Very true, I suppose they make leather and/or latex posing pouch thongs in my size, but who wants that many stampede deaths on their conscience.
Very True you say?? When did you see our lasses bum?
You're not that bloke over the road with the binoculars are you C?
Boatraceface wrote:
Doctor? wrote: Very true, I suppose they make leather and/or latex posing pouch thongs in my size, but who wants that many stampede deaths on their conscience.
Very True you say?? When did you see our lasses bum? You're not that bloke over the road with the binoculars are you C?
Google Earth has exceptional resolution in the Redcar area.
Boatraceface wrote: She lives in Sheffield
Worth a try :D Looks like I'm as good a shot as the Engerland strikers then :)
Boatraceface wrote:
ChrissMari wrote:
Al Jarvis wrote: Indeed, Client A does look like she's got a bit of a pot in one side profile.
But really, BIG BIRDS?!
That pair only top 5ft6 when they're in huge heels and there ain't an ounce of spare on them. The giraffe they've got at the back (not many close-ups of her) has as much fat on her as one of my coat-hangers. She's good 5ft10, but the correct weight for a 4ft school-girl. A 4ft school-girl with an eating disorder.
haha i didn't call her big or fat (and I'd have no right to she's muchhhh thinner than I am) I said that she's too heavy for that dress however :P It's not fitting her right. BRF said fat.. :P
Also the i used is something that happens a lot over here.. It's a take off on a Monique joke.
the plus sized shops tend to have all these sleeveless and cropped tops (and high cut off shorts) for women who are a size 20 (24? uk). I don't need to see all that jiggle plz.
um..just cause they make it in your size don't mean ya gotta wear it.
Too heavy you said
I am.. it's called "girl".
I said "too heavy for that outfit". she could weigh 9 stone and still be heavy for the dress if it was made for someone thinner.
it doesn't mean fat :P
Even in general heavy doesn't mean fat. Fat is obese heavy is just chunky
ChrissMari wrote:
I said "too heavy for that outfit". she could weigh 9 stone and still be heavy for the dress if it was made for someone thinner.
it doesn't mean fat :P
Even in general heavy doesn't mean fat. Fat is obese heavy is just chunky
Where I come from, heavy is just a nice way of saying fat. But maybe euphamisms work differently in Philly.
Shellshocker wrote:
ChrissMari wrote:
I said "too heavy for that outfit". she could weigh 9 stone and still be heavy for the dress if it was made for someone thinner.
it doesn't mean fat :P
Even in general heavy doesn't mean fat. Fat is obese heavy is just chunky
Where I come from, heavy is just a nice way of saying fat. But maybe euphamisms work differently in Philly.
There's prolly more fat people here. You know we're all Latino, Black and Italian :P :P
ChrissMari wrote:
Shellshocker wrote:
ChrissMari wrote:
I said "too heavy for that outfit". she could weigh 9 stone and still be heavy for the dress if it was made for someone thinner.
it doesn't mean fat :P
Even in general heavy doesn't mean fat. Fat is obese heavy is just chunky
Where I come from, heavy is just a nice way of saying fat. But maybe euphamisms work differently in Philly.
There's prolly more fat people here. You know we're all Latino, Black and Italian :P :P
Can I be the first to point out that as well as being "not-that-hot" their music is third-rate 80's revivalist nonsense. And that no amount of leather stagewear or slap will EVER detract from that.
GlasVegas wrote: Can I be the first to point out that as well as being "not-that-hot" their music is third-rate 80's revivalist nonsense. And that no amount of leather stagewear or slap will EVER detract from that.
But you still would ;)
Shug wrote:
GlasVegas wrote: Can I be the first to point out that as well as being "not-that-hot" their music is third-rate 80's revivalist nonsense. And that no amount of leather stagewear or slap will EVER detract from that.
But you still would ;)
Would be rude not to :)
phwoaaarrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!
I'm not so manic now!
have heard a few of their tracks.pretty dire, i have to say.Dubstar were way better
Every picture i've ever seen, they're wearing those black leather dresses. Now i'm all for the image thing, but don't they smell? I got a brand new leather jacket years ago, i thought i was the bees knees in it, but one night in the pub, ugh! And that was just a jacket!
Pooh!
I've still got a black pair of leather trousers, but I stopped wearing them because everytime I went to sit down......well, people looked at me with disgust - especially if I attempted to make contact with a leather chesterfield....ooh err....
Uncle Liam wrote: you so would!
Sort other pics out though Dave!
Liam -can you avoid this crass use of the Queens English, our culture is being watered down enough 
Why not say - "i'd love to shag her" I Would
Saw Client a few years back supporting Karl Bartos and they weren't bad at all live.
Never got to meet the other members of Dubstar but Steve Hillier, the main songwriter, was an old mate of mine. A very talented musician and DJ even way back then... 
Andrew Sayer wrote:
Uncle Liam wrote: you so would!
Sort other pics out though Dave!
Liam -can you avoid this crass use of the Queens English, our culture is being watered down enough
Why not say - "i'd love to shag her" I Would
Talk proply like wot i do
I bought one of Dubstars CDs and it got scratched and I got very fucked off!
Yes. She is very hot.
:bag:
