All Hail! King of the Sheds!

Has he been knighted?

Nice one Mike!

B & Q accepted his application?

Know what, I think you might be right!

Does this have something to do with tattoo's? Does this have something to do with sheds? Does this have something to do with new order?

Is it a hawaiian shirt?

Are we not playing a shed game?????

Have you found out how I do a pick slide yet?

Al Jarvis wrote: Diggy Mike, we salute you!

Just waiting for him to get online now and tell his news

Just tell us then edit it out.... We can all pretend we never knew

go on I know you want too

Al Jarvis wrote: Diggy Mike, we salute you!

Just waiting for him to get online now and tell his news

That's what I love about you, Al.

Secrets are always safe! :p

All Aboard

Digital Mike wrote: All Aboard

ACE

Cool when you getting the colour put in?

Nice one Diggy, can't draw that on me leg though! Far too detailed :(

LOL Diggy.

Quite quite mad of course.

No Tesco tattoo????

Can you get "aging shed and new order obsessed 70's hippy" into a barcode?

No Tesco tattoo????

I'm having a Clubcard on my other leg.

Rocket is having a Shed as we speak !

MICK is having a shed?

Shedophiles

eeeek.

"A sign of devotion from years before" Cap is doffed to Al, Shug and Mike, well done boys. Who's next?

Doctor? wrote: MICK is having a shed?

Shedophiles

eeeek.

Please don't say that you're taking my baldness thread a bit further!

along his cock!

Must be like the M1

I know you copied the drawing, but it really looks like that ship is missing a mast. :D

I copied it from the Viking Badge, Badge was mastless :D

Digital Mike wrote: All Aboard

The Third Battallion must be shitting it!

Digital Mike wrote: I copied it from the Viking Badge, Badge was mastless :D

perhaps you could have the sail closed on the top. that should look better. only one more line.

NOOLigan wrote:

Digital Mike wrote: I copied it from the Viking Badge, Badge was mastless :D

perhaps you could have the sail closed on the top. that should look better. only one more line.

You'd like to see Digi bleed more for the cause!

perhaps you could have the sail closed on the top. that should look better. only one more line.

I like it the way it is Ron, as I said it is the same design that Al had on the badges.

in the words of the chatroom:

do it do it do it.

lol

no i won't do it.

Digital Mike wrote:

perhaps you could have the sail closed on the top. that should look better. only one more line.

I like it the way it is Ron, as I said it is the same design that Al had on the badges.

ok, but it looks like it has two small sails instead of one big one.

ok, but it looks like it has two small sails instead of one big one.

Have you finished ? Let's talk Shed instead :D

Digital Mike wrote:

ok, but it looks like it has two small sails instead of one big one.

Have you finished ? Let's talk Shed instead :D

come over and i'll draw it in with a ballpoint pen.

now i've finished. lol

NOOLigan wrote: in the words of the chatroom:

do it do it do it.

lol

no i won't do it.

Why not?

i lied.

i'm crap at drawing on the computer but something like this:

if i were pedantic the flag should go round the other way.

I'll get on a plane and you can finish it off for me

Digital Mike wrote: I'll get on a plane and you can finish it off for me

hum perhaps not for liverpool, but who knows.

anytime you want to visit let me know. you know where i live. lol

I may get the top of the mast and the sails coloured in

Left and Right sails Red Al?

Tipp-Ex for the white bits... Blood for the red...

Matser Of Sheds...

SHEDi xxx

Did nobody tell you lot that tatoos are for sailors, Hells Angels and poofters only?

Digital Mike wrote: I'll get on a plane and you can finish it off for me

Does Ron always finish you off Diggy

He'd need arms longer than Mr Tickle's to reach him from Australia!

Since when were you an angel Al? Thought your colours were nailed to the Viking mast!

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:

Digital Mike wrote: I'll get on a plane and you can finish it off for me

Does Ron always finish you off Diggy

dunno about him, but i'm not into that.

Boatraceface wrote:

He'd need arms longer than Mr Tickle's to reach him from Australia!

it was just a suggestion. :D

My Name Is John Barnes wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

Doctor? wrote: MICK is having a shed?

Shedophiles

eeeek.

Please don't say that you're taking my baldness a bit further!

Cozzie shaves her beaver?!?!?!

You Idiot, John Barnes!!!!!! Once again, as a moderator you have humiliated me and abused your power. I never suggested anything about my shaving! I was just surprised to see Doc playing with my baldness theory, especially if he used Rocket Mick and Shedophiles in the same post. Please, Mr. Moderator, don't get my eyes bugged out in the morning.

Just popping in briefly between spells of emigration chaos...

Me;

Krumr Madbear

Your Viking Personality: You're a fearsome Viking, but you aren't completely uncivilized. The other Vikings make fun of you for that. You have a thirst for battle, and tend to strike first and think later. You might be able to hold your own on the battlefield, but you're no "berserker".

You would have a very tough time making a long sea voyage in a Viking longboat. You possess some skills which other Vikings respect.

You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. You sometimes come off as a bit of a snob. Vikings are not snobbish people -- they either like you, or they kill you. Try to be more like a Viking.

Pretty accurate...

John Barnes is not an idiot.... He's a really crap rapper but not an idiot...

I'm just saying that the mod is acting like an idiot. This is not the first time he has provoked me by changing the meanings (or the words) of my posts.

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I'm just saying that the mod is acting like an idiot. This is not the first time he has provoked me by changing the meanings (or the words) of my posts.

John Barnes did the rap om WIM

I'm talking about the moderator, for crying out loud. I hate what "My Name is John Barnes" is doing to my posts!

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I'm talking about the moderator, for crying out loud. I hate what "My Name is John Barnes" is doing to my posts!

I KNOW

Jeez girl dontcha know when you're being ribbed???

This is definitely one of the things I hate about myself. Ahh, British humor blows up in my face (sorry about the Yankee spelling).

I understand British humor, but sometimes people don't understand my sense of humor. I got to admit it's a bit eccentric. There are some situations when I can laugh at something, but yes, I take myself a bit too seriously. God, John Barnes is tainting my dignity.

NO! I won't stop because you said so! I'm not that easy.

No one needs to see what you have posted, I shall have a duel with you, you crazy Texan Mod. Prepare for a pool of insults.

Nobody should read about shaving b-------. Shame you should mention that on my post, you college-aged, feeble minded, yellow journalism spewing, power abusing, chauvinist moderator!

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Nobody should read about shaving b-------. Shame you should mention that on my post, you college-aged, feeble minded, yellow journalism spewing, power abusing, chauvinist moderator!

Read what he did to my post Chris. You should understand the shock I feel.

Oh, you want some too, Shug? :D :D

What I said about Cambo's remark was funny btw, until John Barnes said a bit too much.

No.

But I'm making a statement that I won't back down because you told me to!

You started it, you SOB.

Just please don't start with your male, college aged humor. Go watch "Old School" for crying out loud. You are just like them after all. Btw, I haven't seen the film. I know what it's about.

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: This is definitely one of the things I hate about myself. Ahh, British humor blows up in my face (sorry about the Yankee spelling).

I understand British humor, but sometimes people don't understand my sense of humor. I got to admit it's a bit eccentric. There are some situations when I can laugh at something, but yes, I take myself a bit too seriously. God, John Barnes is tainting my dignity.

Taint?

Cozzie dear, just roll with it. It was funny-- which, uh, is why I laughed...

Oh, Comrade, this is getting worse and worse all because of me!

Why is it so hard to laugh at sex jokes? Jeff reminds me of the population of college guys; he must have his own House of Representatives for them.

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Oh, Comrade, this is getting worse and worse all because of me!

Just have a laugh at a joke like the rest of us dear. You'll be fine. :)

Oh, and Comrade, Go read my inputs on the K-Fed thread.

OH, I hate when the mod makes my posts dirty, and I hate teen music. I finally beat K-Fed up along with Spears and the Baby!

My Name Is John Barnes wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Why is it so hard to laugh at sex jokes? Jeff reminds me of the population of college guys; he must have his own House of Representatives for them.

I shouldn't remind you of college guys, from what I hear, they actually have sex...WITH GIRLS....

You can always paint some lipstick on yer hand, Jeff.

My Name Is John Barnes wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

Doctor? wrote: MICK is having a shed?

Shedophiles

eeeek.

Please don't say that you're taking my baldness a bit further!

Cozzie shaves her beaver?!?!?!

Oh, and John castrated himself!

Shug wrote:

[brown]Ally[/brown] wrote:

Shug wrote: It's expensive stuff and this keypad is sticky *oo-er*

Don't be modest Shug, sticky-er

We know what you get up to

No idea what yer on about matey

WANKING

Sorry I'll write it a bit bigger as you're going blind....

WANKING

My Name Is John Barnes wrote: and I'm just a twat...

can we have a threesome?

Woah, didn't know John Barnes is into this?!

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

My Name Is John Barnes wrote: and I'm just a twat...

can we have a threesome?

Woah, didn't know John Barnes is into this?!

Christopher Owens wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

My Name Is John Barnes wrote: and I'm just a twat...

can we have a threesome?

Woah, didn't know John Barnes is into this?!

You score action from more lads? Whoa, there's the John Barnes that we don't see every day!

Scoring more action from the lads than you COULD? OK, I agree that it's an alternative lifestyle. Hey, it's America, we're in a free country.

Back to topic.....

Cool tattoo, when are you getting your next one done?

Good call Minx, even though youdon't know me because I left just before you arrived.

Very cool tats everybody. I would love to have another one done but i wasn't in favour 15 years ago so best not....

lucyjane wrote: Good call Minx, even though youdon't know me because I left just before you arrived.

Very cool tats everybody. I would love to have another one done but i wasn't in favour 15 years ago so best not....

Hurrah -Lucy Jane is back, much love in 2 weeks kidda

Much love indeed Mr Sayer, looking foreward to seeing the Darlo Order again!!! let us know your plans

i just have to just say this -- mike your a star

That was one funny thread to read in one go...

just how did this thread go from me changing Mike's tat to Cozzie shaving her beaver. nevermind.

NOOLigan wrote: just how did this thread go from me changing Mike's tat to Cozzie shaving her beaver. nevermind.

Given said young lady's self-absorption, I imagine a picture of said shaven minge will be appearing on NOOL very soon. I imagine it will be something like the inlay of the Mondays' "Bummed".

I, for one, can't wait.

Don't we know this guy...

Awww, Cozzie, just when I thought you'd got it sorted... Just leave it, don't take the bait... Sure people piss you off, but just leave it at that first post, don't give folks more ammunition to fire back at you... If something upsets you that much, complain to Nic... There are so many wind-up merchants on here that you're asking for trouble making a big deal and showing you're riled...

Great thread, btw!

SHEDi xxx

A Diamond a Dozen wrote:

Don't we know this guy...

That's a good un!

Does anyone have any suggestions for a design for a new order tattoo? Some thing different, not as obvious as an album cover?:)

i quite like the old factory symbol

like this one on th bottom of substance. sorry it is the best i could do at short notice. not that i'd encourage you to get more tats.

Would probably remind me of that git tony wilson though

Thanks Ron ....But what would be wrong with having more tats?

I promise not to go OTT and look like a circus freak

Minx wrote:

Thanks Ron ....But what would be wrong with having more tats?

I promise not to go OTT and look like a circus freak

well, they can be very distracting in the wrong places. ok back to my dvd.

You could always get the Unknown Pleasures graphic tattooed on your arm, like one of those Celtic band things...

SHEDi xxx