Who exactly is the REAL Boatraceface?

Juts out of curiosity, I did a Google and this image was the first face that came up.

Now I am beginning to see what they means by saying someone's got a boatraceface .... it's all to do with the exertion....but then again having said that it's not too dissimilar to "passinghardstoolsface" either.

:p

I belive the expression is YIKES

FFS just neck a bottle of syrup of figs.

(or avoid that Dish with the one more chillie than vindaloo by it's name on the menu)

Who the fuck is that preposterous specimen? I'm the only Boatraceface,gentleman of the people,wise,just and true...That oddity looks like a scruffychavcunt chancer on glu! Is nothing sacred? Tsk!

Edit:The internet is full of weirdos

Minx wrote: I belive the expression is YIKES

Quite!

My son is sat on my knee,laughing his little bollocks off!!! he's 3,and obviously thinks that pic is funny as tits!!!! Is it a pic of you Eck neck,or another nutjob?

Boatraceface wrote:

Minx wrote: I belive the expression is YIKES

Quite!

My son is sat on my knee,laughing his little bollocks off!!! he's 3,and obviously thinks that pic is funny as tits!!!! Is it a pic of you Eck neck,or another nutjob?

Moi? I wish! If only I was THAT handsome and dashing... :p

No - just a random google and THAT was the first thing that showed up. Just curious as to finding out what exactly you meant by a boatraceface. I take it that it's the sort of expression rowers make when they're exerting until they shit their pants??

I take your a bit gay

Boatraceface wrote: I take your a bit gay

Yes indeed I am siree - as G.A.Y. as my wife and my two dogs!

Right, talking of whom I'm off out to give 'em both a good walk .... !

boatraces are all about drinking.

And do 100 push ups as pennance,for spooking me out!

When I googled Boatraceface I found nothing of the sort BTW.....I smell a rat!

Boatraceface wrote: And do 100 push ups as pennance,for spooking me out!

When I googled Boatraceface I found nothing of the sort BTW.....I smell a rat!

Well that is indeed very curious because yesterday when I keyed in those words (like this: Boat race face - note gaps) - I got 3 pages of images of which the second image at the top was that bloke's face.

I'm not making this up - honest - though i might have had a few beers...but...still, that was exactly what I saw.....I mean...how else do you explain him appearing on the search?

And to prove that he wasn't a one off - here are similar pics of all his mates. (I presume they all just came back from a hard day's rowing and felt like letting off some steam by baring their teeth for the camera!)

:p

Er, had a bit too much, By Eck?

Yikes

Yikes indeed.......Shiver

Seems a bit stalkerish for my liking!!!

I believe these guys would give the Aphex Twin a run for his money!

:p

The fourth one looks a bit like Frank Skinner on Crack-Heroine....

Yeah but which one looks like he's trying to prise the hardest stool out of his ring? ;)

:p

By 'Eck! My Neck! wrote: Yeah but which one looks like he's trying to prise the hardest stool out of his ring? ;)

:p

Ok,Now one for you!

Are you a)Mentally unstable? b)Just obsessed with my username?,or c)something more you want to share here?

I'm guessing your completely radjed

I guess it would be have to be none of those three.....more like radjed (as you so spell it)

The juice has that sort of effect - even know I haven't the foggiest how I came to google these faces - but i SWEAR I keyed in the right word yesterday as I said earlier and that was what I had in front of me !

Could it be something from the other side? Who knows?

is the last one Al Jarvis' mad twin brother?

By 'Eck! My Neck! wrote: I guess it would be have to be none of those three.....more like radjed (as you so spell it)

The juice has that sort of effect - even know I haven't the foggiest how I came to google these faces - but i SWEAR I keyed in the right word yesterday as I said earlier and that was what I had in front of me !

Could it be something from the other side? Who knows?

So....Did you key any other Noolers in, or just me?

Boatraceface wrote:

By 'Eck! My Neck! wrote: I guess it would be have to be none of those three.....more like radjed (as you so spell it)

The juice has that sort of effect - even know I haven't the foggiest how I came to google these faces - but i SWEAR I keyed in the right word yesterday as I said earlier and that was what I had in front of me !

Could it be something from the other side? Who knows?

So....Did you key any other Noolers in, or just me?

Nah - you'll be setting the new precedent from now on. I can only hope that other NOOLers names throw up as interesting Google results as your one ....

I might try Mr ARSE next - his avatar cracks me up.

brf seems straight down the middle to me.the others just look like they are duffing on dancing brave's lovely ass to me :D

bansheeman wrote: brf seems straight down the middle to me.the others just look like they are duffing on dancing brave's lovely ass to me :D

It was Greville Starkey what got the sack,fucking the Derby ride up before Eddery got the ride on that most magnicent of horses an pissed the Arc

Boatraceface wrote:

bansheeman wrote: brf seems straight down the middle to me.the others just look like they are duffing on dancing brave's lovely ass to me :D

It was Greville Starkey what got the sack,fucking the Derby ride up before Eddery got the ride on that most magnicent of horses an pissed the Arc

all true,but what i want to know is,do you know CROOk? my sisters fella lives stanley and she's thinking of moving to CROOK !!!

Answered on the other thread but again...The only crooks I know of,are the author of this thread, and Garth!

Er...... EXcUse ME mister! Cheeky bastard! I'm no crook! Just cos I take your precious name in vain on here.....

You still won't explain why you came up with that moniker so hence the reason this lighthearted thread exists!! . You already know why I chose mine - I told you about it months ago! :D

Don't remember you telling me yours eck neck? Not that arsed.like

Two thongs don't make right, an all that!

Just for you, I'll reiterate.... :)

I was a real lumbering fat bastard once (6' 3" and more than 17 stone - aged only 18) long before I met Lorraine - but eventually I trimmed meself down to a more respectable girth and weight - 13 stone, and "By Eck My Neck" came about cos I used to always sprain my neck muscles when trying to get myself out of bed cos of my enormous weight. "By Eck" - cos it's a Lancashire thing - and I still lived in Bolton back then......

There you go. And that's the truth! and no, I'm not drinking anymore....

By 'Eck! My Neck! wrote: Just for you, I'll reiterate.... :)

I was a real lumbering fat bastard once (6' 3" and more than 17 stone - aged only 18) long before I met Lorraine - but eventually I trimmed meself down to a more respectable girth and weight - 13 stone, and "By Eck My Neck" came about cos I used to always sprain my neck muscles when trying to get myself out of bed cos of my enormous weight. "By Eck" - cos it's a Lancashire thing - and I still lived in Bolton back then......

There you go. And that's the truth! and no, I'm not drinking anymore....

well done mate. i'll go to top of our stairs..great post.even for a wanky wanderer

bansheeman wrote:

By 'Eck! My Neck! wrote: Just for you, I'll reiterate.... :)

I was a real lumbering fat bastard once (6' 3" and more than 17 stone - aged only 18) long before I met Lorraine - but eventually I trimmed meself down to a more respectable girth and weight - 13 stone, and "By Eck My Neck" came about cos I used to always sprain my neck muscles when trying to get myself out of bed cos of my enormous weight. "By Eck" - cos it's a Lancashire thing - and I still lived in Bolton back then......

There you go. And that's the truth! and no, I'm not drinking anymore....

well done mate. i'll go to top of our stairs..great post.even for a wanky wanderer

Huh?? Bit cryptic even for me to swallow there bud ;) BTW I'm an exiled Manx - I only lived in Bolton for a while, doesn't mean I support their crummy team, pal !

Oi! Less of the crummy mate!

By 'Eck! My Neck! wrote: Just for you, I'll reiterate.... :)

I was a real lumbering fat bastard once (6' 3" and more than 17 stone - aged only 18) long before I met Lorraine - but eventually I trimmed meself down to a more respectable girth and weight - 13 stone, and "By Eck My Neck" came about cos I used to always sprain my neck muscles when trying to get myself out of bed cos of my enormous weight. "By Eck" - cos it's a Lancashire thing - and I still lived in Bolton back then......

There you go. And that's the truth! and no, I'm not drinking anymore....

Ok thanks for that eck neck I can't tell you about mine,because I want it to knaw,and eat you up inside,scratching your head

Plus I don't remember...its probably too long and boring a story....one of those "you had to be there" things :\ohwell:

means he made it up, and its got no meaning.

But at least thought and creativity may have played a part, unlike yours or mine :\ohwell:

lucyjane wrote: But at least thought and creativity may have played a part, unlike yours or mine :\ohwell:

i know. dead boring. unlike the pigeons in the Shed, who swap names every 10 minutes.

J.A.K wrote:

lucyjane wrote: But at least thought and creativity may have played a part, unlike yours or mine :\ohwell:

i know. dead boring. unlike the pigeons in the Shed, who swap names every 10 minutes.

I feed the pigeons, I sometimes feed the sparrows too. It gives me a sense of enormous well-being. LOL - god knows why this sprang to mind!!

Smurfy wrote:

J.A.K wrote:

lucyjane wrote: But at least thought and creativity may have played a part, unlike yours or mine :\ohwell:

i know. dead boring. unlike the pigeons in the Shed, who swap names every 10 minutes.

I feed the pigeons, I sometimes feed the sparrows too. It gives me a sense of enormous well-being. LOL - god knows why this sprang to mind!!

one word, three letters. starts with M and ends in D.

J.A.K wrote:

Smurfy wrote:

J.A.K wrote:

lucyjane wrote: But at least thought and creativity may have played a part, unlike yours or mine :\ohwell:

i know. dead boring. unlike the pigeons in the Shed, who swap names every 10 minutes.

I feed the pigeons, I sometimes feed the sparrows too. It gives me a sense of enormous well-being. LOL - god knows why this sprang to mind!!

one word, three letters. starts with M and ends in D.

I've got it, i've got it - MUD - do I win something good???? Do I??

get paid! mud as a hutter.

Boatraceface wrote:

By 'Eck! My Neck! wrote: Just for you, I'll reiterate.... :)

I was a real lumbering fat bastard once (6' 3" and more than 17 stone - aged only 18) long before I met Lorraine - but eventually I trimmed meself down to a more respectable girth and weight - 13 stone, and "By Eck My Neck" came about cos I used to always sprain my neck muscles when trying to get myself out of bed cos of my enormous weight. "By Eck" - cos it's a Lancashire thing - and I still lived in Bolton back then......

There you go. And that's the truth! and no, I'm not drinking anymore....

Ok thanks for that eck neck I can't tell you about mine,because I want it to knaw,and eat you up inside,scratching your head

Plus I don't remember...its probably too long and boring a story....one of those "you had to be there" things :\ohwell:

Rightyho then - in that case, I hope those pictures I posted up earlier will serve their long term purpose!! That'll teach you to be so evasive! :p

Good luck with that eck neck Though I have no idea what the long term porpoise is mind

Ah-HA !!!!!!

So you were HIM all along then were you Mr Boat??? ;)

How honoured I am that you have now decided to reveal your true identity by rightfully adopting that new avatar pic you took from this here thread, sir !

It's my new image Do you like it??BRF on turps!complete with chav hat! The previous avatar was my autistic twin! I always wanted a face a shark would'nt nibble..

Well, you said that not me!

Fuck me - I can't even sleep tonight - that's why I'm still up at this early hour of the day. The dogs are restless too - this bloody heat is getting to me man! I want some more fuckoff thunderstorms to cool things down.....

Boatraceface wrote: It's my new image Do you like it??BRF on turps!complete with chav hat! The previous avatar was my autistic twin! I always wanted a face a shark would'nt nibble..

It scares me........I want my mummy....

Oh, so you think that I'M not scared of them mugs likewise either, dear Minx?