Who exactly is the REAL Boatraceface?

Just for you, I'll reiterate.... :)

I was a real lumbering fat bastard once (6' 3" and more than 17 stone - aged only 18) long before I met Lorraine - but eventually I trimmed meself down to a more respectable girth and weight - 13 stone, and "By Eck My Neck" came about cos I used to always sprain my neck muscles when trying to get myself out of bed cos of my enormous weight. "By Eck" - cos it's a Lancashire thing - and I still lived in Bolton back then......

There you go. And that's the truth! and no, I'm not drinking anymore....

By 'Eck! My Neck! wrote: Just for you, I'll reiterate.... :)

I was a real lumbering fat bastard once (6' 3" and more than 17 stone - aged only 18) long before I met Lorraine - but eventually I trimmed meself down to a more respectable girth and weight - 13 stone, and "By Eck My Neck" came about cos I used to always sprain my neck muscles when trying to get myself out of bed cos of my enormous weight. "By Eck" - cos it's a Lancashire thing - and I still lived in Bolton back then......

There you go. And that's the truth! and no, I'm not drinking anymore....

well done mate. i'll go to top of our stairs..great post.even for a wanky wanderer

bansheeman wrote:

By 'Eck! My Neck! wrote: Just for you, I'll reiterate.... :)

I was a real lumbering fat bastard once (6' 3" and more than 17 stone - aged only 18) long before I met Lorraine - but eventually I trimmed meself down to a more respectable girth and weight - 13 stone, and "By Eck My Neck" came about cos I used to always sprain my neck muscles when trying to get myself out of bed cos of my enormous weight. "By Eck" - cos it's a Lancashire thing - and I still lived in Bolton back then......

There you go. And that's the truth! and no, I'm not drinking anymore....

well done mate. i'll go to top of our stairs..great post.even for a wanky wanderer

Huh?? Bit cryptic even for me to swallow there bud ;) BTW I'm an exiled Manx - I only lived in Bolton for a while, doesn't mean I support their crummy team, pal !

Oi! Less of the crummy mate!

By 'Eck! My Neck! wrote: Just for you, I'll reiterate.... :)

I was a real lumbering fat bastard once (6' 3" and more than 17 stone - aged only 18) long before I met Lorraine - but eventually I trimmed meself down to a more respectable girth and weight - 13 stone, and "By Eck My Neck" came about cos I used to always sprain my neck muscles when trying to get myself out of bed cos of my enormous weight. "By Eck" - cos it's a Lancashire thing - and I still lived in Bolton back then......

There you go. And that's the truth! and no, I'm not drinking anymore....

Ok thanks for that eck neck I can't tell you about mine,because I want it to knaw,and eat you up inside,scratching your head

Plus I don't remember...its probably too long and boring a story....one of those "you had to be there" things :\ohwell:

means he made it up, and its got no meaning.

But at least thought and creativity may have played a part, unlike yours or mine :\ohwell:

lucyjane wrote: But at least thought and creativity may have played a part, unlike yours or mine :\ohwell:

i know. dead boring. unlike the pigeons in the Shed, who swap names every 10 minutes.

J.A.K wrote:

lucyjane wrote: But at least thought and creativity may have played a part, unlike yours or mine :\ohwell:

i know. dead boring. unlike the pigeons in the Shed, who swap names every 10 minutes.

I feed the pigeons, I sometimes feed the sparrows too. It gives me a sense of enormous well-being. LOL - god knows why this sprang to mind!!

Smurfy wrote:

J.A.K wrote:

lucyjane wrote: But at least thought and creativity may have played a part, unlike yours or mine :\ohwell:

i know. dead boring. unlike the pigeons in the Shed, who swap names every 10 minutes.

I feed the pigeons, I sometimes feed the sparrows too. It gives me a sense of enormous well-being. LOL - god knows why this sprang to mind!!

one word, three letters. starts with M and ends in D.

J.A.K wrote:

Smurfy wrote:

J.A.K wrote:

lucyjane wrote: But at least thought and creativity may have played a part, unlike yours or mine :\ohwell:

i know. dead boring. unlike the pigeons in the Shed, who swap names every 10 minutes.

I feed the pigeons, I sometimes feed the sparrows too. It gives me a sense of enormous well-being. LOL - god knows why this sprang to mind!!

one word, three letters. starts with M and ends in D.

I've got it, i've got it - MUD - do I win something good???? Do I??

get paid! mud as a hutter.

Boatraceface wrote:

By 'Eck! My Neck! wrote: Just for you, I'll reiterate.... :)

I was a real lumbering fat bastard once (6' 3" and more than 17 stone - aged only 18) long before I met Lorraine - but eventually I trimmed meself down to a more respectable girth and weight - 13 stone, and "By Eck My Neck" came about cos I used to always sprain my neck muscles when trying to get myself out of bed cos of my enormous weight. "By Eck" - cos it's a Lancashire thing - and I still lived in Bolton back then......

There you go. And that's the truth! and no, I'm not drinking anymore....

Ok thanks for that eck neck I can't tell you about mine,because I want it to knaw,and eat you up inside,scratching your head

Plus I don't remember...its probably too long and boring a story....one of those "you had to be there" things :\ohwell:

Rightyho then - in that case, I hope those pictures I posted up earlier will serve their long term purpose!! That'll teach you to be so evasive! :p

Good luck with that eck neck Though I have no idea what the long term porpoise is mind

Ah-HA !!!!!!

So you were HIM all along then were you Mr Boat??? ;)

How honoured I am that you have now decided to reveal your true identity by rightfully adopting that new avatar pic you took from this here thread, sir !

It's my new image Do you like it??BRF on turps!complete with chav hat! The previous avatar was my autistic twin! I always wanted a face a shark would'nt nibble..

Well, you said that not me!

Fuck me - I can't even sleep tonight - that's why I'm still up at this early hour of the day. The dogs are restless too - this bloody heat is getting to me man! I want some more fuckoff thunderstorms to cool things down.....

Boatraceface wrote: It's my new image Do you like it??BRF on turps!complete with chav hat! The previous avatar was my autistic twin! I always wanted a face a shark would'nt nibble..

It scares me........I want my mummy....

Oh, so you think that I'M not scared of them mugs likewise either, dear Minx?