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J.A.K wrote:
Boatraceface wrote: Bring back Derp
Spike's Ceremony cover was a cracker
I don't think My Bad was a typo for My lad tho.... Seen it elsewhere I think? Not as often as the yanks say, AWEsommmmme! mind.
or the Mancs say Mint.
Or the Teesiders say "necter"
Or the scouse say "boss"
All as bad as eachother arn't we..
But "Awesome" is simply murdered with overuse,even the kids in Redcar
Edit: Mint is not exclusive Manc either
We've said that round here since I were a lad
Re: is the shed actually a mental health unit?
All the people who agree, don't read the content and you won't get upset, it really is that easy.
Stick to your I love the Cure posts, cause they are really good 
Digital Mike wrote:
Re: is the shed actually a mental health unit?
All the people who agree, don't read the content and you won't get upset, it really is that easy.
Stick to your I love the Cure posts, cause they are really good
Er, Mike, those of us who aren't Shedheads can hardly be accused of being Cure fans now, can we?!
I've been called many a thing in me time. But, Cure fan?! 
Er, Mike, those of us who aren't Shedheads can hardly be accused of being Cure fans now, can we?!
Not aimed at you, just the fucking relentless slagging of the shed.
It was set up as a place to post crap, without upsetting people.
I really do not understand the problem, there are loads of threads on NOOL to look at if people don't like the Shed.
Shed Patient wrote: [white]A Conspiracy of Silence speaks louder than words[/white]
Doc not manage to sort you out then, Diggy?
:edit:
very smart by the way- i got it! 
(now everyone will too if they look close enough)
[brown]Ally[/brown] wrote: I love it how some people post what they really think.
Then add a few smileys.
Then backtrack and claim they were only joking all along.
P.S. You're all cunts :D:):D:)
Absolutely. Those fucking smiley things cover a multitude of sins. Perhaps they should be called "snideys"???
Looking forward to the gig next month. Anyone else actually arsed to drag themselves away from their PC and see the band????
Looking forward to the gig next month. Anyone else actually arsed to drag themselves away from their PC and see the band????
I might, can you let me know what LP's I should listen to, as I have never seen em live
Shed Patient wrote:
Looking forward to the gig next month. Anyone else actually arsed to drag themselves away from their PC and see the band????
I might, can you let me know what LP's I should listen to, as I have never seen em live
Don't listen to their records. They're all shite. And they can't play live neither.
Don't listen to their records. They're all shite. And they can't play live neither.
Thanks, is it true that their lead singer Bruce Sumner uses an auto cue ?
Doctor? wrote: I apologize Boaty, my bad. Mayhaps a few more smilies in there would have conveyed that I was only gassing. And as to the other issue, I already told you it was purest bluff. Knives and guns are chickenshit things for chickenshit folks. And that's my word, and not my blather.
Tho I'm open to suggestions as to how one would defend one's self when lifting one's feet to kick or arms to block or punch is all but impossible. Right now I couldn't fend off an enraged butterfly.
my suggestion is to stop letting them wind you up
no one is going to fucking beat you
that "threat" was made in so much jest it was only recognizable as a threat to you because you were sensitive to it.
And I don't rate BA (and the feeling is mutual I'm sure)
Calm down.. and it'll stop
Al Jarvis wrote:
.... If you're gonna brick yourself off from the outside world and invite attack then at least choose a castle, or a substantial manor house as yer basecamp. Don't pick a lightweight garden structure which starts to rattle at the slightest of gales.
Impregnable....?
.... depends who is attacking it
Shed Patient wrote: I ain't gonna rise to it all again.
and so his girlfriend LEFT him!!!!!!!!!:D
Shed Patient wrote:
Don't listen to their records. They're all shite. And they can't play live neither.
Thanks, is it true that their lead singer Bruce Sumner uses an auto cue ?
It's all true, and their drum machine SN MRS-1 is wank. And as for Petrie Dish Fish Hook, the less said the better.
Stay well clear, mate: a bigger bunch of talentless wankers you're unlikely to meet. Noxious Odour, fuck off!!
ChrissMari wrote: [And I don't rate BA (and the feeling is mutual I'm sure)
Calm down.. and it'll stop
I don't rate BA either. Murdoch was funny though.
ChrissMari wrote:
Doctor? wrote: I apologize Boaty, my bad. Mayhaps a few more smilies in there would have conveyed that I was only gassing. And as to the other issue, I already told you it was purest bluff. Knives and guns are chickenshit things for chickenshit folks. And that's my word, and not my blather.
Tho I'm open to suggestions as to how one would defend one's self when lifting one's feet to kick or arms to block or punch is all but impossible. Right now I couldn't fend off an enraged butterfly.
my suggestion is to stop letting them wind you up
no one is going to fucking beat you
that "threat" was made in so much jest it was only recognizable as a threat to you because you were sensitive to it.
And I don't rate BA (and the feeling is mutual I'm sure)
Calm down.. and it'll stop
That's easy for you to say. I love this. Putting a knife in your pocket is cowardly. Beating up someone too sick to defend themselves=height of nobility. And when your balls arse and armpits are covered in bleeding sores the size of satsumas, and you've taken so many pills you throw up constantly, your mind's not the sharpest. But I'm just paranoid and a violent thug. If you want pics I will post them BTW, in case yo think this is all some convenient lie.
EDIT: It amuses me that BA's threat is dismissed as "just a wee laugh" but me mentioning a knife is remembered and believed. Seems that is how lowly I am thought of round here, another smelling Irish terrorist thug.
PHD wrote:
ChrissMari wrote: [And I don't rate BA (and the feeling is mutual I'm sure)
Calm down.. and it'll stop
I don't rate BA either. Murdoch was funny though.
Murdoch had of course Escaped from the asylum.
Hannibal was the coolest one by far.
And he easily makes the top 3 cigar smokers of all time list.
Doctor? wrote:
ChrissMari wrote:
Doctor? wrote: I apologize Boaty, my bad. Mayhaps a few more smilies in there would have conveyed that I was only gassing. And as to the other issue, I already told you it was purest bluff. Knives and guns are chickenshit things for chickenshit folks. And that's my word, and not my blather.
Tho I'm open to suggestions as to how one would defend one's self when lifting one's feet to kick or arms to block or punch is all but impossible. Right now I couldn't fend off an enraged butterfly.
my suggestion is to stop letting them wind you up
no one is going to fucking beat you
that "threat" was made in so much jest it was only recognizable as a threat to you because you were sensitive to it.
And I don't rate BA (and the feeling is mutual I'm sure)
Calm down.. and it'll stop
That's easy for you to say. I love this. Putting a knife in your pocket is cowardly. Beating up someone too sick to defend themselves=height of nobility. And when your balls arse and armpits are covered in bleeding sores the size of satsumas, and you've taken so many pills you throw up constantly, your mind's not the sharpest. But I'm just paranoid and a violent thug. If you want pics I will post them BTW, in case yo think this is all some convenient lie.
Now you know you're just being a drama queen...........
Someone saying they owe you a smack in the mush hardly warrants blades and a battle plan does it?
Doesn't make it right, but we both know you are not going to be beaten up, sick, or not sick........... and even if someone really threatened you such violence, that ain't the way to deal with it- is it?
Blades and stuff takes things into a completely different dimension my friend, and i DO, unfortunatly, know too much about that kind of world.
That is why people remember what you said, especially me...........and no, doesn't mean what BA said was right, but you took things to another level!
And do not take this as a dig, but we've all gone round the merry-go-round and it's time to drop it, pal.
Actually I only raised it, because the knife was raised again Bonz. I Don't take it as a dig at all mate, actually, I read it as the most sense anyone has said on the subject. I AM being a drama queen probably, I don't really think BA, or anyone here is that way. But you know better than most here, my head ends up in tatters when things kick off around my sore bits, it's hard to see things straight. And he probably DOES owe me one too ;)
but for the last time...
I Stephen Campbell do hereby solemnly swear that I never for one second meant the knife comment. Furthermore that the only knife you will ever find in my posession will either be on my leatherman (which is a slightly less effective weapon than a plastic butter knife, and wouldn't get taken to a gig anyway) or a fillet knife wrapped in a pair of decaying boxershorts which lives in my fishing tackle bag.
Al Jarvis wrote:
Doctor? wrote: I apologize Boaty, my bad.
When did this start appearing in the English language?! "My bad"?!
It's nonsense, but I'm seeing it everywhere now. Just read a pub review of somewhere I'm visiting Sunday and the review ended "My bad".
My bad whaaat?! Speak proper!
This may be American slang. I know it's been around over here for at least 10 years anyway. Slang-one of America's leading exports. Not to mention bad fashion (e.g. Britney Spears syle clothing).
Doctor? wrote: Actually I only raised it, because the knife was raised again Bonz. I Don't take it as a dig at all mate, actually, I read it as the most sense anyone has said on the subject. I AM being a drama queen probably, I don't really think BA, or anyone here is that way. But you know better than most here, my head ends up in tatters when things kick off around my sore bits, it's hard to see things straight. And he probably DOES owe me one too ;)
but for the last time...
I Stephen Campbell do hereby solemnly swear that I never for one second meant the knife comment. Furthermore that the only knife you will ever find in my posession will either be on my leatherman (which is a slightly less effective weapon than a plastic butter knife, and wouldn't get taken to a gig anyway) or a fillet knife wrapped in a pair of decaying boxershorts which lives in my fishing tackle bag.
Can you also refrain from detailing us with every problem you have? You may be wallowing in pus but I don't understand your need to wallow in self pity every time you post.
Steve, it's your life, I'm sorry if your having a hard time time but get on with it.
PHD wrote:
ChrissMari wrote: [And I don't rate BA (and the feeling is mutual I'm sure)
Calm down.. and it'll stop
I don't rate BA either. Murdoch was funny though.
haha i actually overstated my dislike for BA (both mr. t and our very own).
but my original point stands. we're not chummy chums.
Mr. T in the year 2000 was great
"In the year 2000 fools from all over the world will come to my house and demand that I stop pitying them. But it will be raining and I will not be home, so I will continue to pity the fool"
I do not particularly like mentioning it ( I mean, it's hardly a great calling card), but considering I am in agony and on enough meds to befuddle a rhino, I feel the information is salient. "I'm not too well" would really conjour up images of a few sniffles. The truth is that I am a person at the VERY edge of his sanity, and the pressure is piling on day after day, and in light of that, maybe folks shouldn't judge what I'm saying just now as representative of my general personality. And if you think the way I am here is bad, you should see the mails I been sending work after them telling me I must work from may to august for free to pay back money to them they never paid me LOL. I appreciate it's not exactly dinnertime entertainment, and trust me, you only got the very briefest of highlights. Comes and goes BTW, might be fine in a few more days.
James Thomas wrote:
Doctor? wrote: Actually I only raised it, because the knife was raised again Bonz. I Don't take it as a dig at all mate, actually, I read it as the most sense anyone has said on the subject. I AM being a drama queen probably, I don't really think BA, or anyone here is that way. But you know better than most here, my head ends up in tatters when things kick off around my sore bits, it's hard to see things straight. And he probably DOES owe me one too ;)
but for the last time...
I Stephen Campbell do hereby solemnly swear that I never for one second meant the knife comment. Furthermore that the only knife you will ever find in my posession will either be on my leatherman (which is a slightly less effective weapon than a plastic butter knife, and wouldn't get taken to a gig anyway) or a fillet knife wrapped in a pair of decaying boxershorts which lives in my fishing tackle bag.
Can you also refrain from detailing us with every problem you have? You may be wallowing in pus but I don't understand your need to wallow in self pity every time you post.
Steve, it's your life, I'm sorry if your having a hard time time but get on with it.
....but I'd still like to see the photos of your manky bollocks if that's OK?????
(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote:
....but I'd still like to see the photos of your manky bollocks if that's OK?????
Afraid that his will be bigger than yours?
