My Job Is Better Than Your Job Because....

Long holidays, relatively short working days if you do the bare minimum, ability to access NOOL at work , job security...

Working with kids...

SHEDi xxx

Gnome-some Tonight wrote:

Working with kids...

SHEDi xxx

UNARMED TOO!!!

i can go for a geoff hurst whenever i want.

Minx wrote: I don't work....:p

Actually being on the sick sucks, but the best bit of it is no work, no workmates, no boss etc

Do you live in Anfield?

I've wiped up the vomit and poo poos of a couple of famous people... doesn't really balance it out thou'

Are you sworn to secrecy who?

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Are you sworn to secrecy who?

Sadly yes; professional codes and all that malarky. I can tell you that none of them were even vaguely NO related!

ghost rider wrote: all you europeans(exc. probably cambo)have better jobs than me, because i bet you have more vacation time. It's all work here and no play. I will die young.

25 days ghostie, 25 days.

I get 30 days holiday plus all the bank holidays etc, and two extra privilege days, and I get paid good money for doing next to nothing half the time.

It does have its shit points though, just had to do two days talking to faaaarmers at the Naaaarfuck Show in Norridge.

I work outside during the summer, in the office in the winter.

I wear rubber pants and use electricity to catch fish.

Sometimes I get sent to a construction site to "babysit" the contractor and make sure they don't screw up the stream.

My job is better than your job because I'm taking summer classes in swimming and rock music. :p

...............................I write my own pay cheque.

Nobody tells me what to do...........

I listen to what radio station I like.........

Erm........probably about it.

The negative list is longer though!

My Name Is John Barnes wrote: Jumping Jesus Christ, you guys have just all mad me hate my fucking job...not that I needed much of a push to get there.....

let me tell you how great my place is...when my nice died a couple of weeks ago, I called to let the boss man know that I wouldn't be in Monday or Tuesday, as I was going to be in Dallas for the funeral....not only did the fucker not bother to offer any condolences, but the only thing he asked was if my report was finished...what a knobend...

Well was it????

JHC

Just kidding, my condolences