Great places to let off a bomb... — Forum Archive

28 Jun 2006, 09:47

Wimbledon, Centre Court, NOW

'C'mon Tim' :explode:

:\party:

28 Jun 2006, 09:53

Henman's going out :shrug: :nod:

28 Jun 2006, 09:59

not arsed about Henman, I just want everyone in the crowd dead.

:rip:

28 Jun 2006, 10:09

Henman out, nice one. Dont have to listen to those screaming middle england housewives again.

:toothless:

hmmm, maybe I should just switch the box off instead of plotting bomb attacks :\ohwell:

28 Jun 2006, 10:42

good place to let off a bomb? well guy fawkes was up there on the good idea front wasnt he. hmmm the u.n. building would be another good one,oh and our local sports centre , my missus keeps trying to drag me there for salsa classes brrrrrrrrrrrrr.

28 Jun 2006, 11:03

1.The White House 2.Leeds

28 Jun 2006, 11:11

Gaza Strip, as long as im in ma cave!

28 Jun 2006, 11:29

Barney Army wrote: Henman out, nice one. Dont have to listen to those screaming middle england housewives again.

But surely this just means more of them with free time on their hands to chase after you!?! :evil4:

28 Jun 2006, 12:24

What?! Nobody wants to let off a bomb in the shed???

28 Jun 2006, 12:34

I will. :D

Phone in a warning first so ROCKET and Diggy have a chance to clear out.

28 Jun 2006, 12:36

Er, I'd phone in one to you too, Johnny, but I figure you being Captain of the Sheds and all, you'd want to go down with your shed. ;)

28 Jun 2006, 12:38

I'm a shed martyr!!! they'll never take me alive :nono:

28 Jun 2006, 12:45

:abovelol:

28 Jun 2006, 12:51

I know nothing about New Order wrote: I'm a shed martyr!!! they'll never take me alive

Rather be Headless than Shedless? :clap: :clap:

28 Jun 2006, 12:52

...let's bomb Texas - they have oil too !!!...

28 Jun 2006, 12:53

BELGRADE Lucozade DERBY The BLOB SHOP Corby My SHED Your SHED Everybody's shed America Our CHIPSHOP WORK WORKS DHS And BOMB factories :laugh:

28 Jun 2006, 12:54

SHED wrote: And BOMB factories

:clap:

28 Jun 2006, 13:39

Bloody Hell, Chill Mick :)

28 Jun 2006, 13:52

brooklyn..take me out of my misery.

28 Jun 2006, 13:54

ghost rider wrote: brooklyn..take me out of my misery.

Misery? With all that great pizza and Chinese take-out?

28 Jun 2006, 13:58

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

ghost rider wrote: brooklyn..take me out of my misery.

Misery? With all that great pizza and Chinese take-out?

don't forget those chinese-tex mex restaurants. Yes they serve both chinese and mexican food. Awful.

28 Jun 2006, 13:59

ghost rider wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

ghost rider wrote: brooklyn..take me out of my misery.

Misery? With all that great pizza and Chinese take-out?

don't forget those chinese-tex mex restaurants. Yes they serve both chinese and mexican food. Awful.

:rofl:

:thumbdown:

28 Jun 2006, 14:00

I know nothing about New Order wrote: What?! Nobody wants to let off a bomb in the shed???

Nah, Johnny, you've not looked at the rota... Yesterday was 'Attack the Shed' day... Today's a day off... :nod: Get with the program! :deal: :evil4:

SHEDi xxx

28 Jun 2006, 14:02

SHED wrote: BELGRADE Lucozade DERBY The BLOB SHOP Corby My SHED Your SHED Everybody's shed America Our CHIPSHOP WORK WORKS DHS And BOMB factories

You forgot the BASS, Mick! :dj:

SHEDi xxx

28 Jun 2006, 14:09

Gnome-some Tonight wrote:

SHED wrote: BELGRADE Lucozade DERBY The BLOB SHOP Corby My SHED Your SHED Everybody's shed America Our CHIPSHOP WORK WORKS DHS And BOMB factories

You forgot the BASS, Mick!

SHEDi xxx

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

28 Jun 2006, 14:11

SHED wrote:

DERBY

How dare you,sir!

as long as Pride Park is saved though.

28 Jun 2006, 14:12

Digital Mike Binoche wrote:

2.Leeds

How VERY dare you sir!

28 Jun 2006, 14:54

The Saviour wrote: ...let's bomb Texas - they have oil too !!!...

Careful....... we'll roll a wing of B-1's out of Dyess to reciprocate.

28 Jun 2006, 15:16

:evil4: Please no bombing the Melly in Texas. At least let me go visit relatives before you drop the big one. :laugh:

On the other hand.. Wal Mart's would be great for intelligence cleansing. Sure you could bring down the idiot population a few million there with a well laid plan. :rofl:

28 Jun 2006, 15:55

the London metro?

oh rats, why do other people take all the good ideas?

28 Jun 2006, 16:10

His Holiness, The Pope wrote: the London metro?

oh rats, why do other people take all the good ideas?

hmmm...controversial... :ignore:

28 Jun 2006, 18:35

Luxembourg

Just because... :evil4:

29 Jun 2006, 07:02

SOMEBODY SET US UP THE BOMB

old meme

29 Jun 2006, 07:05

Hmmm .. the very premise of this thread kind of borders a bit on the tasteless and very un-PC but then since when has that stopped NOOLers? :evil4: :evil4: :evil4:

For my part I suggest the best place to drop one is at any UK venue where lots of townies, chavs and scallies may gather - a Black Eyed Peas or Streets gig perhaps? :p :shades:

29 Jun 2006, 07:21

By 'Eck! My Neck! wrote:

For my part I suggest the best place to drop one is at any UK venue where lots of townies, chavs and scallies may gather

merseyside derby :evil4: :evil4:

29 Jun 2006, 07:25

PRIMARK

:nod:

29 Jun 2006, 07:26

ChrissMari wrote:

By 'Eck! My Neck! wrote:

For my part I suggest the best place to drop one is at any UK venue where lots of townies, chavs and scallies may gather

merseyside derby

:nonono: now i know you really meant Goodison Park

29 Jun 2006, 07:35

J.A.K wrote:

ChrissMari wrote:

By 'Eck! My Neck! wrote:

For my part I suggest the best place to drop one is at any UK venue where lots of townies, chavs and scallies may gather

merseyside derby

now i know you really meant Goodison Park

yes.. the merseyside derby at Goodison Park :P

29 Jun 2006, 12:43

Tex wrote:

The Saviour wrote: ...let's bomb Texas - they have oil too !!!...

Careful....... we'll roll a wing of B-1's out of Dyess to reciprocate.

:uhoh:

29 Jun 2006, 12:49

Never worry Saviour, they'll miss and take out the children's hospital down the road. ;)

29 Jun 2006, 12:58

:rofl:

29 Jun 2006, 13:35

Albert Docks Liverpool, several days after New Order have played. There's a certain 'band' on, erm, West...

Yeah, that's the fella WESTLIFE!

Bomb them!

29 Jun 2006, 13:38

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Albert Docks Liverpool, several days after New Order have played. There's a certain 'band' on, erm, West...

Yeah, that's the fella WESTLIFE!

Bomb them!

No way....those fuckers I wanna watch die.....through my telescopic site :lol:

If you use the bomb somewhere else, I'll save you a shot or two ;)

29 Jun 2006, 13:38

My hometown. NOT my college town, mind you.

29 Jun 2006, 13:54

Wherever Star Jones ends up next...carpet bomb it into the next century :nod:

Annoying, annoying woman :nonono:

29 Jun 2006, 18:50

Taboo # 7 wrote: Wherever Star Jones ends up next...carpet bomb it into the next century

Annoying, annoying woman

:nonono: Agreed, and her face is enough to frighten anyone. Diet and exercise my left foot. She's been nipped and tucked more than Joan Rivers and the entire population of the Hollywood Aged and Infirm Home. Her eyebrows are at her hairline, practically.

:ignore:

29 Jun 2006, 21:32

melly wrote:

Taboo # 7 wrote: Wherever Star Jones ends up next...carpet bomb it into the next century

Annoying, annoying woman

Agreed, and her face is enough to frighten anyone. Diet and exercise my left foot. She's been nipped and tucked more than Joan Rivers and the entire population of the Hollywood Aged and Infirm Home. Her eyebrows are at her hairline, practically.

She looks like Divine from all those John Waters movies. Or at least she did. I have no idea what she looks like now.