This Never Happens To Me!

My mate has won a competition in the Daily Star-Dont know what it was but the prize is a ticket to saturdays England game,and how is he getting there? Only on a coach laid on by the newspaper-which is crammed with page 3 birds!

None of the lads belived the texts and calls last night,until we saw page 9 of the paper today-Leigh,you`re a jammy twat and all the lads hate you!

Mind,when he told his missus last night she kicked him out and he spent the night at his mums. He is gonna send me a photo soon as he can so i`ll stick it up for all to see.

I cant blame him really,can you?

[orange]steve[/orange][black]one[/black] wrote: My mate has won a competition in the Daily Star-Dont know what it was but the prize is a ticket to saturdays England game,and how is he getting there? Only on a coach laid on by the newspaper-which is crammed with page 3 birds!

None of the lads belived the texts and calls last night,until we saw page 9 of the paper today-Leigh,you`re a jammy twat and all the lads hate you!

Mind,when he told his missus last night she kicked him out and he spent the night at his mums. He is gonna send me a photo soon as he can so i`ll stick it up for all to see.

I cant blame him really,can you?

What kinda woman would kick her man out for that? It's not as if he's got a chance with the page 3 girls! Even if he does... she needs to not be so jealous

I however, am jealous of your friend.

Nope, it's never happened to me either! Mind you he deserves all the treats he can get in life if he reads the Daily Star

My friends boyfriend went out to Germany Monday. He won a competition (to design a football boot) and won tickets to the Australia game.

Good eh? Not really, he still had to pay for his own flights and accommodation.

(Random thought - remember that character from Viz? Spawny Get!)

I can tell you with complete confidence that Argentina will win the World Cup.

How do I know?

Because I decided to put a couple of quid on them tonight - being the last chance for decent odds if they beat Brazil tomorrow.

A problem with Betfair.com means that I failed to place the bet.

So Argentina will win the cup.

Yes, The Universe uses me forpersonal entertainment too. Like forgetting to make an effort to put a tenner on Alonso for the driver's C'ship last year at something idiotic like 68:1 Paddy mate of mine walked away with $BIGNUM in his pocket.

It's not the Page 3 that would bother me.........

But defo kick his arse out for reading the Daily Star!!!!!

Bet he hopes the only expensive tits he sees are on the bus and not on the pitch with 3 Lions on their shirts!

SHEDi xxx

no need for air bags if that coach crashes

Col, Argentina ain't playing Brazil tomorrow!

ChrissMari wrote:

[orange]steve[/orange][black]one[/black] wrote: My mate has won a competition in the Daily Star-Dont know what it was but the prize is a ticket to saturdays England game,and how is he getting there? Only on a coach laid on by the newspaper-which is crammed with page 3 birds!

None of the lads belived the texts and calls last night,until we saw page 9 of the paper today-Leigh,you`re a jammy twat and all the lads hate you!

Mind,when he told his missus last night she kicked him out and he spent the night at his mums. He is gonna send me a photo soon as he can so i`ll stick it up for all to see.

I cant blame him really,can you?

What kinda woman would kick her man out for that?

I'd kick a man out for that! Only temporarily, though.

I wouldn't kick a man out for that.

Come on, that's just silly. Let him have some fun!

A Diamond a Dozen wrote: I can tell you with complete confidence that Argentina will win the World Cup.

You were sooo wrong.... :p