Digital Mike Binoche

Digital Mike is a twat.

I got emails from a couple of people today, saying that he'd sent them text messages with lines from New Order songs.

So I sent him a message asking where mine was.

He's just replied with "Ooh love to love yer baby"

I met Mike at Glastonbury just over a year ago.

I am never speaking to him again.

A Diamond a Dozen wrote: Digital Mike is a twat.

I got emails from a couple of people today, saying that he'd sent them text messages with lines from New Order songs.

So I sent him a message asking where mine was.

He's just replied with "Ooh love to love yer baby"

I met Mike at Glastonbury just over a year ago.

I am never speaking to him again.

Share his number so that we can all text him.

Sorry Chriss - I've just deleted it!

Hang on, forget this.

He's just sent "Up down turn around"

Thanks Mike

Yer Dafty

A Diamond a Dozen wrote: Digital Mike is a twat.

I got emails from a couple of people today, saying that he'd sent them text messages with lines from New Order songs.

So I sent him a message asking where mine was.

He's just replied with "Ooh love to love yer baby"

I met Mike at Glastonbury just over a year ago.

I am never speaking to him again.

Not speaking to him again because you met him at glastonbury? or because he sent you a text saying "Ooh love to love yer baby" ?

I got one saying "I'll bring them down no mercy shown" .i just assumed he was going to war with the anti sheds

I know nothing about New Order wrote:

I got one saying "I'll bring them down no mercy shown".

Ceremony?

That's MUCH better than mine!

What's going on?

Another text message has arrived from my BEST FRIEND Mike.

It's contents are a secret between him and me, but he has made me very happy with his lovely words.

I want one now :(

Col -maybe the Binocher sent you some Blue Monday notes but your phone couldnt pick them up as text

I STATE CATEGORICALLY THAT I HAVE JUST SEEN DIGI MIKE IN LEICESTERSHIRE WATCHING 20:20 CRICKET. IT WAS DEFINITELY HIM, WEARING SHORTS, AN HAWAIIAN SHIRT AND A HAT. SAT RIGHT ON THE EDGE OF THE GROUND - YOU COULDN'T MISS HIM.

(Sorry for shouting but i'm convinced it was him)

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: I STATE CATEGORICALLY THAT I HAVE JUST SEEN DIGI MIKE IN LEICESTERSHIRE WATCHING 20:20 CRICKET. IT WAS DEFINITELY HIM, WEARING SHORTS, AN HAWAIIAN SHIRT AND A HAT. SAT RIGHT ON THE EDGE OF THE GROUND - YOU COULDN'T MISS HIM.

(Sorry for shouting but i'm convinced it was him)

So who WAs hosting that Shed Game?

I suspect REN has been playing double logins to cover for Binoche shirking his duties and playing truant to watch the noble game.

I STATE CATEGORICALLY THAT I HAVE JUST SEEN DIGI MIKE IN LEICESTERSHIRE WATCHING 20:20 CRICKET. IT WAS DEFINITELY HIM, WEARING SHORTS, AN HAWAIIAN SHIRT AND A HAT. SAT RIGHT ON THE EDGE OF THE GROUND - YOU COULDN'T MISS HIM.

You should have said hello, i've been posting via my Blackberry :D

I would have but you might not have heard me so well, i'm loud but not THAT loud (i was watching the Cricket on SKY)!

You looked fantastic Mike

You looked fantastic Mike

Awww Shucks, yer only Human

Mike, shall we invite Jem for a 3some?

Er, what's a threesome

You need more than that for cricket silly (doncha)?

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Er, what's a threesome

You need more than that for cricket silly (doncha)?

I think that's where Colin and Michael buy three rounds each for every one of yours isn't it?

It's special cricket - don't worry about it.

Mike and I will be there tomorrow, we'll show you the rules.

Don't worry about equipment, we'll bring all that.

Oh, and don't wear any knickers.

Oh right, cool.

I'm always eager to learn new games.

Is it like darts where you throw three mini spears towards a target?

Or like pool, where you play using balls and sticks?

Or like draughts, where you jump over each other?

Or like dominoes, where you fill your hands and look at each other?

(I could go on, fnnarr, fnnarr)

The only rule I know is that the game is over if the male players make eye-contact.

A Diamond a Dozen wrote: The only rule I know is that the game is over if the male players make eye-contact.

Jem

This is the footwear needed for our Cricket game

DUDE....whatEVER you have planned....if it involves Jem, red wine, and those shoes it will end in black and white stills with Adaggio for strings playing over them.

Be warned.

Does it matter if i have more toes than the picture?

No that is fine :D

And the winner gets a Cheesy Burek

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Does it matter if i have more toes than the picture?

hmmm, you neglect to mention just WHERE the extra ones grow from.

Everyone's a winner in this game