Digital Mike Binoche

Digital Mike is a twat.

I got emails from a couple of people today, saying that he'd sent them text messages with lines from New Order songs.

So I sent him a message asking where mine was.

He's just replied with "Ooh love to love yer baby"

I met Mike at Glastonbury just over a year ago.

I am never speaking to him again.

A Diamond a Dozen wrote: Digital Mike is a twat.

I got emails from a couple of people today, saying that he'd sent them text messages with lines from New Order songs.

So I sent him a message asking where mine was.

He's just replied with "Ooh love to love yer baby"

I met Mike at Glastonbury just over a year ago.

I am never speaking to him again.

Share his number so that we can all text him.

Sorry Chriss - I've just deleted it!

Hang on, forget this.

He's just sent "Up down turn around"

Thanks Mike

Yer Dafty

A Diamond a Dozen wrote: Digital Mike is a twat.

I got emails from a couple of people today, saying that he'd sent them text messages with lines from New Order songs.

So I sent him a message asking where mine was.

He's just replied with "Ooh love to love yer baby"

I met Mike at Glastonbury just over a year ago.

I am never speaking to him again.

Not speaking to him again because you met him at glastonbury? or because he sent you a text saying "Ooh love to love yer baby" ?

I got one saying "I'll bring them down no mercy shown" .i just assumed he was going to war with the anti sheds

I know nothing about New Order wrote:

I got one saying "I'll bring them down no mercy shown".

Ceremony?

That's MUCH better than mine!

What's going on?

Another text message has arrived from my BEST FRIEND Mike.

It's contents are a secret between him and me, but he has made me very happy with his lovely words.

I want one now :(

Col -maybe the Binocher sent you some Blue Monday notes but your phone couldnt pick them up as text

I STATE CATEGORICALLY THAT I HAVE JUST SEEN DIGI MIKE IN LEICESTERSHIRE WATCHING 20:20 CRICKET. IT WAS DEFINITELY HIM, WEARING SHORTS, AN HAWAIIAN SHIRT AND A HAT. SAT RIGHT ON THE EDGE OF THE GROUND - YOU COULDN'T MISS HIM.

(Sorry for shouting but i'm convinced it was him)

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: I STATE CATEGORICALLY THAT I HAVE JUST SEEN DIGI MIKE IN LEICESTERSHIRE WATCHING 20:20 CRICKET. IT WAS DEFINITELY HIM, WEARING SHORTS, AN HAWAIIAN SHIRT AND A HAT. SAT RIGHT ON THE EDGE OF THE GROUND - YOU COULDN'T MISS HIM.

(Sorry for shouting but i'm convinced it was him)

So who WAs hosting that Shed Game?

I suspect REN has been playing double logins to cover for Binoche shirking his duties and playing truant to watch the noble game.

I STATE CATEGORICALLY THAT I HAVE JUST SEEN DIGI MIKE IN LEICESTERSHIRE WATCHING 20:20 CRICKET. IT WAS DEFINITELY HIM, WEARING SHORTS, AN HAWAIIAN SHIRT AND A HAT. SAT RIGHT ON THE EDGE OF THE GROUND - YOU COULDN'T MISS HIM.

You should have said hello, i've been posting via my Blackberry :D

I would have but you might not have heard me so well, i'm loud but not THAT loud (i was watching the Cricket on SKY)!

You looked fantastic Mike

You looked fantastic Mike

Awww Shucks, yer only Human

Mike, shall we invite Jem for a 3some?

Er, what's a threesome

You need more than that for cricket silly (doncha)?

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Er, what's a threesome

You need more than that for cricket silly (doncha)?

I think that's where Colin and Michael buy three rounds each for every one of yours isn't it?

It's special cricket - don't worry about it.

Mike and I will be there tomorrow, we'll show you the rules.

Don't worry about equipment, we'll bring all that.

Oh, and don't wear any knickers.

Oh right, cool.

I'm always eager to learn new games.

Is it like darts where you throw three mini spears towards a target?

Or like pool, where you play using balls and sticks?

Or like draughts, where you jump over each other?

Or like dominoes, where you fill your hands and look at each other?

(I could go on, fnnarr, fnnarr)

The only rule I know is that the game is over if the male players make eye-contact.

A Diamond a Dozen wrote: The only rule I know is that the game is over if the male players make eye-contact.

Jem

This is the footwear needed for our Cricket game

DUDE....whatEVER you have planned....if it involves Jem, red wine, and those shoes it will end in black and white stills with Adaggio for strings playing over them.

Be warned.

Does it matter if i have more toes than the picture?

No that is fine :D

And the winner gets a Cheesy Burek

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Does it matter if i have more toes than the picture?

hmmm, you neglect to mention just WHERE the extra ones grow from.

Everyone's a winner in this game

I know nothing about New Order wrote: And the winner gets a Cheesy Burek

Is that anything like a pearl necklace?

EVENING Dudes

Good Evening..............Sir

Hiya Mick!

Want to make it four?

A Diamond a Dozen wrote: Digital Mike is a twat.

I got emails from a couple of people today, saying that he'd sent them text messages with lines from New Order songs.

So I sent him a message asking where mine was.

He's just replied with "Ooh love to love yer baby"

I met Mike at Glastonbury just over a year ago.

I am never speaking to him again.

At least we know now that Digital Mike is either a Bronski Beat fan or likes Mark Almond. Or maybe both.

Bronski Beat!

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote: Bronski Beat!

I'd take Depeche Mode's homoerotic songs any day over those homoerotic ones of Bronski beat.

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote: Bronski Beat!

I'd take Depeche Mode's homoerotic songs any day over those homoerotic ones of Bronski beat.

Hit that perfect beat boy!

Wonder which Diggy Mike would choose? The homoerotic renderings of Depeche Mode, or the homoerotic renderings of Bronski Beat?

We need to hear from The Voice of Reason!

At least we know now that Digital Mike is either a Bronski Beat fan or likes Mark Almond. Or maybe both.

Donna Summer actualy

Yes Donna Summer, actually.

Who is this Digital Mike of whom you speak? Now that Mikkel Wartooth... HE is a twat!

SHEDi xxx

Who is this Digital Mike of whom you speak? Now that Mikkel Wartooth... HE is a twat!

Now then , Now Then :D

Fooker never texts me! Am I lucky or what?

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote: Bronski Beat!

Does anyone remember that repulsive rumour about Jimmy Bummerville?...Or was it Mark Almond?

I could'nt possibly repeat it mind:dead:

It's an Urban myth (a good one though)

Does anyone remember that repulsive rumour about Jimmy Bummerville?...Or was it Mark Almond?

Think it was Almond - Sick or what

A Diamond a Dozen wrote: It's an Urban myth (a good one though)

Splat goes Elton's pop-shot record Errrr Yuk!

A Diamond a Dozen wrote: It's an Urban myth (a good one though)

Which brings me to my next question...

What would be your minimum figure to perform such an atrosity,bearing in mind you would have to move lock,stock and barrel,and start a new life where nobody knows you upon completion?

I believe everyone has their price,so its open to all....

£2 million would be my minimum reserve,and even then...NO SWALLOWING

A Diamond a Dozen wrote: It's an Urban myth (a good one though)

don't you find that a bit hard to swallow?

hibster wrote:

A Diamond a Dozen wrote: It's an Urban myth (a good one though)

don't you find that a bit hard to swallow?

Read above Hibster...I said NO SWALLOWING!

This almost warrants its own audacious poll! Just not Graham Poll tho eh? He's had his chance and blew it!

Boatraceface wrote: This almost warrants its own audacious poll! Just not Graham Poll tho eh? He's had his chance and blew it!

Yeah, he blew it far too often...

SHEDi xxx

I sometimes wonder whether I'd be able to bum a ladyboy.

One of them halfway ones with boobs and that, but willy and bollocks as well.

can you get boyladies?

fanny & hairy flat chest?

EDIT: nah, still wouldnt, might have as much facial hair as Fradders

You're thinking out loud again you two.

A Diamond a Dozen wrote: I sometimes wonder whether I'd be able to bum a ladyboy.

One of them halfway ones with boobs and that, but willy and bollocks as well.

A Diamond a Dozen wrote: I sometimes wonder whether I'd be able to bum a ladyboy.

One of them halfway ones with boobs and that, but willy and bollocks as well.

How much for that tho? Its a far less demanding compromise...

50G's for me..Or 55 if they want a reach-a-round thrown in! I aint cheap

£55k sounds fair to me - given the reach around would be only fair.

That would probably come down a bit after a few beers. Say:

1 pint - £54k 2 pints - £52k 3 pints - £80 4 pints - A fiver

And so on...

Like Boatboy, my favours are not cheap. Worth it though

A Diamond a Dozen wrote: £55k sounds fair to me - given the reach around would be only fair.

That would probably come down a bit after a few beers. Say:

1 pint - £54k 2 pints - £52k 3 pints - £80 4 pints - A fiver

And so on...

Like Boatboy, my favours are not cheap. Worth it though

How many pints till you pay he/she, Col?

SHEDi xxx

A Diamond a Dozen wrote: £55k sounds fair to me - given the reach around would be only fair.

That would probably come down a bit after a few beers. Say:

1 pint - £54k 2 pints - £52k 3 pints - £80 4 pints - A fiver

And so on...

Like Boatboy, my favours are not cheap. Worth it though

Sounds like good value....But pints of what? Considering the Mark Almond theme,we need to be specific

A Diamond a Dozen wrote: Yes Donna Summer, actually.

Perhaps you might remember this Love to love you, baby

I'm well aware that cover versions exist but Mike and I are purists, so it was obviously Donna Summer, actually

I've just been driving for five hours and I thought of a game. I'd call it the Diggy Mike game. The idea is to have a conversation using only lines from New Order songs.

A conversation on the telephone, if you will.

Anyone interested?

When I am rich, I will get someone else to drive so that I can sit in the back and read.

You have text Col !

A Diamond a Dozen wrote:

I've just been driving for five hours and I thought of a game. I'd call it the Diggy Mike game. The idea is to have a conversation using only lines from New Order songs.

A conversation on the telephone, if you will.

Anyone interested?

ACE!!

A Diamond a Dozen wrote:

I've just been driving for five hours and I thought of a game. I'd call it the Diggy Mike game. The idea is to have a conversation using only lines from New Order songs.

A conversation on the telephone, if you will.

Anyone interested?

When I am rich, I will get someone else to drive so that I can sit in the back and read.

Great idea But could we have an online version too? That way we could all play and it would certainly make for an interesting thread to read.....Might even liven things up around here. ( would the rules be New Order songs only or New Order related eg JD, the other two electronic etc?)

A Diamond a Dozen wrote: I'm well aware that cover versions exist but Mike and I are purists, so it was obviously Donna Summer, actually

I've just been driving for five hours and I thought of a game. I'd call it the Diggy Mike game. The idea is to have a conversation using only lines from New Order songs.

A conversation on the telephone, if you will.

Anyone interested?

When I am rich, I will get someone else to drive so that I can sit in the back and read.

sounds as retarted as the shed game

:stupid: wrote:

A Diamond a Dozen wrote: I'm well aware that cover versions exist but Mike and I are purists, so it was obviously Donna Summer, actually

I've just been driving for five hours and I thought of a game. I'd call it the Diggy Mike game. The idea is to have a conversation using only lines from New Order songs.

A conversation on the telephone, if you will.

Anyone interested?

When I am rich, I will get someone else to drive so that I can sit in the back and read.

sounds as retarted as the shed game

Retarted? Is that like turning someone back into a slapper?

SHEDi xxx