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Close Shave for the Hoff

Another feeling David Hasselhoff wasn't able to stop: pain.

The "Hooked on a Feeling" singer and current America's Got Talent judge underwent emergency surgery in London Thursday after slicing a tendon in his right arm during a freak shaving accident.

Publicist Judy Katz says the erstwhile Knight Rider hero was attempting a post-workout shave in the gym at London's Sanderson Hotel when he hit his head on a glass object, pieces of which cut into his arm.

While various British media reports claim the offending item was a chandelier (!), Britain's Sun tabloid pegs the culprit as a glass shelf.

"David had just finished working out in the gym at the hotel where he was staying," Katz is quoted in the paper. "He was getting ready to shave and bent down but when he stood up David hit his head on a glass shelf and it shattered.

"Some of the glass got into his hand and cut it quite badly."

The former Speedo-loving Baywatcher was taken from his temporary West End digs--he's in London working on some TV commercials--to St. Thomas Hospital to undergo an operation to repair the severed tendon.

"He's fine," Katz told the Associated Press. "He's out of the hospital and will resume filming tomorrow."

The 53-year-old actor alum arrived in London earlier this week to star in a series of spots for Pipex, a British Internet company.

The accident may have been some kind of karmic justice.

Hasselhoff recently disappointed audiences across the pond by canceling his debut pantomime role as Captain Hook in the musical Peter Pan, due to open this year in London.

He reneged on the theater gig after learning the schedule would clash with his current day job, acting as judge on the Regis Philbin-hosted, Simon Cowell-produced talent search, America's Got Talent.

He judges the competition alongside Brandy and British journalist Piers Morgan.

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The Hoffmeister was just temporarily distracted by his own rugged good looks :nod:

Can you blame him? :shrug:

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The Hoff

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so good, he got 2 threads for it

:bow:

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Taboo # 7 wrote: The Hoffmeister was just temporarily distracted by his own rugged good looks :nod:

Can you blame him? :shrug:

No way. :shades:

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Hassel the Hoff wrote:

Taboo # 7 wrote: The Hoffmeister was just temporarily distracted by his own rugged good looks :nod:

Can you blame him? :shrug:

No way. :shades:

Oh shit fuck, not you again.

Cocksucker :p

(I' m on my fifth beer tonighhyt, by the way) :beer2:

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You are powerless to resist me... son. Especially when you're sloppy drunk. :p

Join me, Trevor, together we can rule the universe!

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i get the feeling that trevor is talking to himself.:lol:

hoff, Get well soon.

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Check that...six

Of a six-pack

Long weekend at work

So...:thumb:

Later

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PSI'm not drunk, at all :nonono:

'Cause durnk off sixc beers,. ythat's not good is it? :p

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Okay I am...screw you...

rofl or something

Layala, Eric clapton 1970 declearation of unrequited love anwd whant not.,

I swear this will make sense eventually.

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Am I?

I don;t think I am

But I could be

Who knows?

Whose First (1971, Bab O'Riley, Won't Get Fooled again wich is totally overrated bte)

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Trevor, get yer frigging drunken comments out of my Hasslehoff thread...I never dreamed that YOU would hijack a DH thread!!!

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Not tonight, "Dad". The hardest thing I'm hitting is Pepsi right now :shrug:

Say, you missed a spot when you shaved :evil4:

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Man, this is getting more interesting than Star Wars!

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I wonder who would win in a fight, William Shatner (the Shat) or the Hoff? Actually, I think the universe would be destroyed in such a confrontation.

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I was flipping through the teevee the other night and was shocked and scared to learn that the hoff played Nick Fury from S.H.E.I.L.D

WHAT?

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ChrissMari wrote: I was flipping through the teevee the other night and was shocked and scared to learn that the hoff played Nick Fury from S.H.E.I.L.D

WHAT?

Was this the two-hour "Biography" about Herr Hoff that you saw? Because something tells me no one in their right mind would show the actual "Nick Fury" on their channel, unless they really had nothing else to put in that time spot :shrug:

Yes, I have watched the two-hour Biography :nervous:

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Taboo # 7 wrote: Yes, I have watched the two-hour Biography :nervous:

:love2: :love2: :love2:

I knew resistance was futile. :D

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Taboo # 7 wrote:

ChrissMari wrote: I was flipping through the teevee the other night and was shocked and scared to learn that the hoff played Nick Fury from S.H.E.I.L.D

WHAT?

Was this the two-hour "Biography" about Herr Hoff that you saw? Because something tells me no one in their right mind would show the actual "Nick Fury" on their channel, unless they really had nothing else to put in that time spot :shrug:

Yes, I have watched the two-hour Biography :nervous:

How about a Nick Fury/The Punisher double feature? :eek3: :jawdrop:

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