OI MISSY!

You takin's the piss Jem?

You are aware that today and tomorrow are both

[orange]ORANGE FUCKWITT FRENZY DAY[/orange]

????????????????????????

I have to go OUT tonight, THROUGH them to get to work AND home in the morning.

I'm supposed to BE one of them, and I still hate the fuckers (not least because as I sleep nightshift off tomorrow, I have 2 lots of two hour nazi rallies with drums and fyfes passing withing 100 feet of my bedroom window.)

Owens has quite sensibly gone to ground, next time the bugger can take me with him.

If anyone wants an explanation of the festivities I will GLADLY provide one. If anyone wants a sensible, logical explanation, fuckin forget it.

Shit, sorry!

No it is not a sign of some secret allegiance.

Everybody was picking on me on Saturday (for a change) about the hue of my skin. Perhaps i should change back for a while in case my car gets blown up...

Nah, just get the next plane to Belfast, pop down to Bangor, attend the bonfires in the K-ranch (Kilcooley Chavghetto), shout obscene things about the pope, the police, basically anyone who's not a proddy Chav. Between that and yer colour (and of course using your new accent training), they will love you ( and....you'll be better looking than any of the 19 yrold mothers of 5 who'll be there).....steal as much booze as possible, and get yer arse round to my work by 7am.

Outside Asda today, I saw what i took for a pallet of Stella being delivered, until I spotted some generic Rabs, Doogies, Billys and Jontys with their Sharns karns and Tracys....SITTING on it.

I will never take the piss out of vikings or Egnlanders in general suffering Stella poisoning again as it seems our own lot are abandoning their tradition mind retardant, Harp.

Doctor? wrote:

If anyone wants an explanation of the festivities I will GLADLY provide one. If anyone wants a sensible, logical explanation, fuckin forget it.

the crack pots are preparing for their annual Southport piss up near me too. our kids birthday tomorrow too - the 12th. and he's a catholic.

J.A.K wrote:

Doctor? wrote:

If anyone wants an explanation of the festivities I will GLADLY provide one. If anyone wants a sensible, logical explanation, fuckin forget it.

the crack pots are preparing for their annual Southport piss up near me too. our kids birthday tomorrow too - the 12th. and he's a catholic.

I've got my rosaries ready :D :D

I suggest a sniper rifle and a book on ways to take out coach tyres as a present

God I am so sorry to folks in the pool or Glasgow or anywhere else our spastic obsessions have exported themselves. Thankfully, most of them like to congregate here for this one.

Celebrate your culture man, even if you dont still not worth giving a mouthful of abuse - King Billy never hurt anyone.

Hardly Nazis' killing millions etc...

If sure if it was Adams eegits marching and you replied similarly there would be an uproar

not millions. Thousands. Stoning Catholic children walking to school? Sounds pretty damned Nazi to me.

And, it's not my culture as i do not believe in their petty, hate filled, tribal god.

Loved it when I was a kid...got older and realised that most of the songs were about being neck deep in the blood of some of my friends. Bit of a turn off.

One cool thing tho.....no one can complain about me bashing my own :D

PS Adams lot are no better of course....that's what amuses and annoys me as much..."us good, them bad" on both side, both of which ae scumbag retard fucks.

I'm outta here tomorrow. Thank God.

And Cambo, drop us a line next time and I'll get you sorted.

Doctor? wrote: not millions. Thousands. Stoning Catholic children walking to school? Sounds pretty damned Nazi to me.

And, it's not my culture as i do not believe in their petty, hate filled, tribal god.

Loved it when I was a kid...got older and realised that most of the songs were about being neck deep in the blood of some of my friends. Bit of a turn off.

One cool thing tho.....no one can complain about me bashing my own :D

PS Adams lot are no better of course....that's what amuses and annoys me as much..."us good, them bad" on both side, both of which ae scumbag retard fucks.

'two sides of the same turd'

CuanaD - D-plus wrote:

Doctor? wrote: not millions. Thousands. Stoning Catholic children walking to school? Sounds pretty damned Nazi to me.

And, it's not my culture as i do not believe in their petty, hate filled, tribal god.

Loved it when I was a kid...got older and realised that most of the songs were about being neck deep in the blood of some of my friends. Bit of a turn off.

One cool thing tho.....no one can complain about me bashing my own :D

PS Adams lot are no better of course....that's what amuses and annoys me as much..."us good, them bad" on both side, both of which ae scumbag retard fucks.

'two sides of the same turd'

And a never ending curler at that

Cambo's early afternoon stroll