from footballgirl So far, I count the following events:
\* “Cannavaro to Real Madrid” Yep.
\* “Transfer falls through because a player fails a medical” - Robert Huth’s failed move to Middlesbrough.
\* “Players signs for one club, then less than a day later signs for a completely different club” Didi Hamann to Bolton, then Manchester City.
\* “Liverpool sign a South American player” Take your pick from Mark Gonzalez, Fabio Aurelio and Gabriel Paletta.
\* “Spurs sign yet another midfielder” Didier Zakora, come on down.
\* “Liverpool sign a ne’er do well striker, who was a boyhood fan” Sounds like Craig Bellamy.
\* “Chelsea buy a player just to stop anyone else buying him” This one’s open to interpretation, but John Obi-Mikel?