I've just had my little Ceremony as i'm leaving my job, considering how unpopular I thought i was, should've seen the stuff i got:
2gb MP3 player. 3 Ties. A Pen Fleece Blanket Flask £20 2 Novelty CDs.
Not a bad haul i think!
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You should give it a couple of weeks and go back - then wait a bit longer and leave again...!!!
Chris :D
Uncle Liam wrote: I've just had my little Ceremony as i'm leaving my job, considering how unpopular I thought i was, should've seen the stuff i got:
2gb MP3 player. 3 Ties. A Pen Fleece Blanket Flask £20 2 Novelty CDs.
Not a bad haul i think!
No not bad at all, but.......why the fleece blanket and flask?? Don't you have heating, or are you a camper?
Wino wrote:
No not bad at all, but.......why the fleece blanket and flask?? Don't you have heating, or are you a camper?
He's camp, but not a camper. : :D
never sell yourself short, dear. ;)
don't break the mp3 player (i know of your fear) and wear those ties!
Uncle Liam wrote: I've just had my little Ceremony as i'm leaving my job, considering how unpopular I thought i was, should've seen the stuff i got:
2gb MP3 player. 3 Ties. A Pen Fleece Blanket Flask £20 2 Novelty CDs.
Not a bad haul i think!
ill give you a tenner for the mp3 player and another tenner for the 20 pound note :D
If someone bought me a flash (a fcuking flask!) and a blanket (a fcuking blanket !) I'd wonder what the fcuk I'd done wrong!
What did you do wrong then?!
yeah, i'd at least wanna watch. Tag pref or a Guess maybe!
cameras are cheap nowadays too. them throw away ones only cost about £2.
no lunch box or plazzie cups with the flask. like a set. or has someone nicked the good bits and left Liam with the flask.
El Jarvo wrote: If someone bought me a flash (a fcuking flask!) and a blanket (a fcuking blanket !) I'd wonder what the fcuk I'd done wrong!
What did you do wrong then?!
erm... got promoted then handed my notice in two weeks later to somewhere nearer to home and more money.
J.A.K wrote: yeah, i'd at least wanna watch. Tag pref or a Guess maybe!
cameras are cheap nowadays too. them throw away ones only cost about £2.
no lunch box or plazzie cups with the flask. like a set. or has someone nicked the good bits and left Liam with the flask.
Around here, all you get for leaving is a kick in the ass. Personally, I think the mp3 player is pretty darn nice!
I've got a metal thermos like the one in the middle of this picture
I take it to work because the coffee from the vending machine is cack.And also i hate sitting in the canteen all couped up so i go and chill out by the canal with my flask of coffee
Don't let go of that Thermos.Clever fcukers them.Keeps hot water hot,and cold water cold.How does it know?
If the novelty CDs were "Who Let The Dogs Out? - Remixes" and "John Travolta's Best"...they fuckin' hated you 
Nice haul, though 
What would you take to leave here too?
We could have a whip round, see what we can rustle up?
The Full Monty wrote: Don't let go of that Thermos.Clever fcukers them.Keeps hot water hot,and cold water cold.How does it know?
marry me plz kthnx.
Uncle Liam wrote:
El Jarvo wrote: If someone bought me a flash (a fcuking flask!) and a blanket (a fcuking blanket !) I'd wonder what the fcuk I'd done wrong!
What did you do wrong then?!
erm... got promoted then handed my notice in two weeks later to somewhere nearer to home and more money.
Quality set up I'd say 
Diamond White wrote: What would you take to leave here too?
We could have a whip round, see what we can rustle up?
Well... feel free to see what you can get. A New MP3 player (40gb if poss) wouldnt go amiss considering I seem to have broke this once.
El Jarvo wrote:
Johnny wrote:
They look suspiciously like, um, vibrators!
What a great idea.. a vibrator that stores a nice cuppa tea for afterwards.. They look a wee bit big to me tho..
