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J.A.K wrote: fuckinell.

the price charged by the brass, that's what i can't get me head around. :ignore:

:evil4:

http://icliverpool.icnetwork.co.uk/0100news/breakingnews/tm_objectid=17534428%26method=full%26siteid=50061%26headline=he%2ddidn%2dt%2deven%2dmake%2dme%2da%2dcup%2dof%2dtea%2d-name_page.html

(help someone? how do i shorten this link?)

That dude is my hero. :evil4:

I wonder what happens to the hooker though. Prostitution isn't legal in the UK is it?

By the way, I thought you called it a spot of tea? "Ready for a spot of tea, guvner?" :crazy:

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J.A.K wrote: fuckinell.

the price charged by the brass, that's what i can't get me head around. :ignore:

:evil4:

http://icliverpool.icnetwork.co.uk/0100news/breakingnews/tm_objectid=17534428%26method=full%26siteid=50061%26headline=he%2ddidn%2dt%2deven%2dmake%2dme%2da%2dcup%2dof%2dtea%2d-name_page.html

(help someone? how do i shorten this link?)

Ussually when you click the "Link" button on the left, you get two pop-up windows, the first one you paste the URL in, the second one you type in what you want to be displayed in the post. Did that not work? If not, I have no effing idea!

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J.A.K wrote: fuckinell.

the price charged by the brass, that's what i can't get me head around. :ignore:

:evil4:

LIKE THIS!

(help someone? how do i shorten this link?)

There you go

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On page 3 of the report she says:

"Everybody is now going to know that it is me and I don't know what people will say. I hope everything will be okay."

She added: "I realise that I have been too trusting and naive."

So class, what is fundamentally wrong about the above quote?

Fair play to her for prosecuting though :clap:

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A bizarre story.

He should have counter-sued for contributory negligence.

Money up front in that game.

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haha Bonzy.

when i used to frequent the odd jack the ripper club in the... errrmm early 90's, i got so fed up of paying by cash, that i started using my credit card, and swiping it down the strippers arse.

it worked for a while, but when i got fed up of that, I asked if i could use my pin number instead. So, i put a finger "in" four times.

Bouncer man violently forced me to leave. :toothless: minus a few teeth.

:nod:

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cheers SS and CD

i shall attempt it, on my next link.

(if i can remember to go back to this thread, that is)

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J.A.K wrote: haha Bonzy.

when i used to frequent the odd jack the ripper club in the... errrmm early 90's, i got so fed up of paying by cash, that i started using my credit card, and swiping it down the strippers arse.

it worked for a while, but when i got fed up of that, I asked if i could use my pin number instead. So, i put a finger "in" four times.

Bouncer man violently forced me to leave. :toothless: minus a few teeth.

:nod:

:abovelol:

Good form!:thumb:

(tho not as good as my Kershaw rap!:laugh: )

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J.A.K wrote: haha Bonzy.

when i used to frequent the odd jack the ripper club in the... errrmm early 90's, i got so fed up of paying by cash, that i started using my credit card, and swiping it down the strippers arse.

it worked for a while, but when i got fed up of that, I asked if i could use my pin number instead. So, i put a finger "in" four times.

Bouncer man violently forced me to leave. :toothless: minus a few teeth.

:nod:

:lol: "Sorry sir your card doesn't seem to be working.Perhaps if you give it a wipe...."

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