Major Terror Alert In The UK

AS LONG AS SNAKES ON A PLANE DOESN'T GET PUSHED BACK, I DON'T CARE

They are saying that if you have baby bottles you MUST drink some of the contents in front of an official at check in...... Feel very sorry for any grandparents travelling with a bottle of mums finest expressed milk....

J.A.K wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

J.A.K wrote: aaahh fcuk this:-

eres the new lad Gonzo.

:p

can't you take at least a few things seriously?

Of course Ron. in real life mate but not on here.

I'm not even concerned about it in real life.

Truth of the matter is... all it means is that I have to throw more shit in my overhead luggage and not carry my handbag.

it's likely only temporary anyway... :D

If it is true (omg conspiracy theories that it's just trying to keep the public scared notwithstanding), I'm glad that it was stopped and that makes me feel safer to fly transatlantic not less safe.

i'd make the baby taste some. its their bleedin drink after all.

J.A.K wrote: i'd make the baby taste some. its their bleedin drink after all.

Good point.

Just heard it suggested that the whole thing is a Bliar/Brown spin to deflect the media attention away from the stick they are getting over their Israel stance, and trying to make out that they care about the British people. Nothing would surprise me with these cunts.

oldmonkey wrote: Just heard it suggested that the whole thing is a Bliar/Brown spin to deflect the media attention away from the stick they are getting over their Israel stance, and trying to make out that they care about the British people. Nothing would surprise me with these cunts.

eh.

That's what everyone says every time something happens. Also, that it's fake just so people don't forget that there are terrorists and will support shitty opppressive terrorist policies.

You know what I heard?

I heard that there were some fellas who didn't like Western Policy towards the middle east and israel in particular...and they tried to bring explosives on a plane...to try and make their point known.

it's not as if hijacking and other ways of fucking with planes are new.... :P

Is there ever a major event that isn't accompanied by any number of conspiracy theories? I'm waiting for the Oliver Stone version of this event to come to the theaters.

Blair's still in the Caribbean inee on hol with the whale.

typically great timing from the Premier. just great!

Glad to hear Jonathan is no longer in the country

J.A.K wrote: Blair's still in the Caribbean inee on hol with the whale.

typically great timing from the Premier. just great!

hahah

Christ

Glad everyone is safe. Good to see the intel community is coming together to get these bastards. Before 9/11 I think intel was fragmented that it couldn't handle an issue this large. Good to know that the improvements are catching these guys.

JHC

J.A.K wrote: Blair's still in the Caribbean inee on hol with the whale.

typically great timing from the Premier. just great!

wonder if he'll be delayed...

My parents flew out from Manchester this morning.

i even saw the news and it didn't even click that my parents would be invovled until my Gran phoned me frantically

Everything was fine though, just delayed a bit/no hand luggage etc

You reap what you sew Bush !

Shellshocker wrote: Yeah, you like the way we Americans cracked Germany's Enigma cipher machine in U-571?

Read a book, one of the books, last year on that Code breaking. Well written. Think that it was even err called Enigma but not sure.

english.aljazeera.net is running a few good political cartoons + ananova.com has a few obscure facts. Just to change pace to a minute.. ps thank-you internet cafés.

Shellshocker wrote:

Yeah, you like the way we Americans cracked Germany's Enigma cipher machine in U-571?

I dont think Americans cracked Enigma. Check this out.

SexShoping:

• hello. I want to buy a sexy dolly.
• yeah, which one, boy or girl?
• girl of course.
• black or white?
• erm, white.
• Christian or Muslim?
• wtf? It doesn't matter.
• it matters, sir. Muslim can blow your dick up.

sad, isn't it?

Digital Mike wrote: You reap what you sew Bush !

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arek p. wrote: SexShoping:

• hello. I want to buy a sexy dolly.
• yeah, which one, boy or girl?
• girl of course.
• black or white?
• erm, white.
• Christian or Muslim?
• wtf? It doesn't matter.
• it matters, sir. Muslim can blow your dick up.

sad, isn't it?

if by sad you mean FUNLARIOUS!

Tony leaves John Prescott in charge for a day and this is what happens!!!!!!!!!

I must confess I am angry that I, as a person with an education, am having my life constantly threatened by Muslims and Christians and other half-witts. Time we gave them somewhere to just hold each OTHER back and leave us alone. Apparently Gpd/Alah says antartica is nice this time of year.....don;t worry, you're all true believers, he will provide the heat, shelter and food if you pray.

BTW, RE: Enigma.....The yanks now claim Bletchley park is in Iowa then...what? Maybe they cannae deal with having been out clevered by a limey faggot? RE: is this fake.....well I am the sort to raise the simplest objecttions ( remember my curiosty that 20+ ppl died from blast injries on a bus last year without shedding ONE drop of blood), but given that Govt is the pawn of big business before all other functions, I would conclude this is all too real, because the money pissed up the wall to day and in the coming months, will be a MASSIVE blow to airline profits. (Of course if I suddenyl hear that the taxpayer is underwriting it all, I'm back into suspicious mode.....doubly so cos of all the battles NIR and Ulsterbus used to go through to have actual DESTROYED vehicles replaced by the NIO.....bloody hell the NHS had a hard enough time replacing burned out ambulances.....so N,000,000,000 being paid to airlines for a few late flights, that will tingle my paranoia bone.

I want to re-iterate something I have said several times before.....terrorists are terrorists for a reason......it's because they do NOT represent their community. It's simple logic....if you and 100 mates believe some whacky shit, you go off and plant bombs and the like. If however your entire people side with you...you raise and ARMY and fight. The IRA pissed the UK Govt off, right....but if every nationalist leaning catholic in NI had picked up a gun and mobilized, things would have been a bit more serious, yes? My point is that the "all muslims should be........." line of reason falls down at the very first basic analysis...if it was ALL muslims, they wouldn't NEED this kind of shit, they could raise a fucking HUGE army (a smarter one than any christian army, given that muslims write science books, and christians burn em...wasn't Islam that torched the library of alexandria and set humanity back possibly as much as 1000 years).

If we do let this turn into a real live nuke sxchange ( who with mind you?)....we're not just talking about the loss of som replacable human units....we are talking about the extermination of humanity's entire history.....Plato...gone...Newton....gone....Einstein....gone.....NEW ORDER...GONE! I wouldn;t care, except nothing of us has left the cradle yet except some probes......the universe's memory of our species will be 2 plaques and a couple of cdroms.....and that's the only thing that really saddens me....all of the last 100, 000 years of our developement....pissed up the wall.

arek p. wrote:

Shellshocker wrote:

Yeah, you like the way we Americans cracked Germany's Enigma cipher machine in U-571?

I dont think Americans cracked Enigma. Check this out.

I know. It was a joke, referring to Doctor?'s reference about how the "yanks weigh in late and make movies about how they won it until the end of time", hence the and the italicized we Americans in my post. Unlike most Americans, I'm aware that it's the British who actually cracked the code. But, really, what kind of movie would that make?

Shellshocker wrote:

arek p. wrote:

Shellshocker wrote:

Yeah, you like the way we Americans cracked Germany's Enigma cipher machine in U-571?

I dont think Americans cracked Enigma. Check this out.

I know. It was a joke, referring to Doctor?'s reference about how the "yanks weigh in late and make movies about how they won it until the end of time", hence the and the italicized we Americans in my post. Unlike most Americans, I'm aware that it's the British who actually cracked the code. But, really, what kind of movie would that make?

Whoops, and I took a return swipe at you for it, sorry mate :D

(a fooking boring film BTW, I seem to recall trying to watch a BBC thing about Turing....NAH!)

In fairnes the yanks DID capture the Kriegsmarine's Enigma that used an extra rotor, from a damaged U-boot that the captain made a dog's dick out of scuttling.

Doctor? wrote: I must confess I am angry that I, as a person with an education, am having my life constantly threatened by Muslims and Christians and other half-witts. Time we gave them somewhere to just hold each OTHER back and leave us alone. Apparently Gpd/Alah says antartica is nice this time of year.....don;t worry, you're all true believers, he will provide the heat, shelter and food if you pray.

BTW, RE: Enigma.....The yanks now claim Bletchley park is in Iowa then...what? Maybe they cannae deal with having been out clevered by a limey faggot? RE: is this fake.....well I am the sort to raise the simplest objecttions ( remember my curiosty that 20+ ppl died from blast injries on a bus last year without shedding ONE drop of blood), but given that Govt is the pawn of big business before all other functions, I would conclude this is all too real, because the money pissed up the wall to day and in the coming months, will be a MASSIVE blow to airline profits. (Of course if I suddenyl hear that the taxpayer is underwriting it all, I'm back into suspicious mode.....doubly so cos of all the battles NIR and Ulsterbus used to go through to have actual DESTROYED vehicles replaced by the NIO.....bloody hell the NHS had a hard enough time replacing burned out ambulances.....so N,000,000,000 being paid to airlines for a few late flights, that will tingle my paranoia bone.

I want to re-iterate something I have said several times before.....terrorists are terrorists for a reason......it's because they do NOT represent their community. It's simple logic....if you and 100 mates believe some whacky shit, you go off and plant bombs and the like. If however your entire people side with you...you raise and ARMY and fight. The IRA pissed the UK Govt off, right....but if every nationalist leaning catholic in NI had picked up a gun and mobilized, things would have been a bit more serious, yes? My point is that the "all muslims should be........." line of reason falls down at the very first basic analysis...if it was ALL muslims, they wouldn't NEED this kind of shit, they could raise a fucking HUGE army (a smarter one than any christian army, given that muslims write science books, and christians burn em...wasn't Islam that torched the library of alexandria and set humanity back possibly as much as 1000 years).

If we do let this turn into a real live nuke sxchange ( who with mind you?)....we're not just talking about the loss of som replacable human units....we are talking about the extermination of humanity's entire history.....Plato...gone...Newton....gone....Einstein....gone.....NEW ORDER...GONE! I wouldn;t care, except nothing of us has left the cradle yet except some probes......the universe's memory of our species will be 2 plaques and a couple of cdroms.....and that's the only thing that really saddens me....all of the last 100, 000 years of our developement....pissed up the wall.

Of course it's just a small minority of Muslims who believe in blowing up innocent people. Hopefuly most people realize that. Those terrorists aren't true Muslims. I did find it sad though that after 9/11 they interviewed ordinary Muslim people in Middle East countries and many of them were somewhat glad that it happened, taking the "serves the US right" type of mentality. BTW, I assume you know I was joking about the US cracking Enigma.

Johnny wrote: Glad to hear Jonathan is no longer in the country

Doctor? wrote:

Shellshocker wrote:

arek p. wrote:

Shellshocker wrote:

Yeah, you like the way we Americans cracked Germany's Enigma cipher machine in U-571?

I dont think Americans cracked Enigma. Check this out.

I know. It was a joke, referring to Doctor?'s reference about how the "yanks weigh in late and make movies about how they won it until the end of time", hence the and the italicized we Americans in my post. Unlike most Americans, I'm aware that it's the British who actually cracked the code. But, really, what kind of movie would that make?

Whoops, and I took a return swipe at you for it, sorry mate :D

(a fooking boring film BTW, I seem to recall trying to watch a BBC thing about Turing....NAH!)

In fairnes the yanks DID capture the Kriegsmarine's Enigma that used an extra rotor, from a damaged U-boot that the captain made a dog's dick out of scuttling.

Quite all right. These electronic swipes don't hurt near as much as the real thing!

Shellshocker wrote:

Unlike most Americans, I'm aware that it's the British who actually cracked the code. But, really, what kind of movie would that make?

David, check it again, its quite interesting.

btw. what does funlarious mean?

Yet again.2 young british men were today arrested.............etc etc..........again, just around the corner from our workbase.

Tell me you feel safe and you trust your life in the arms of Blair & Bush.

Oh, and reading something about baggage handling; the guy next door does the same..........he was rushed off his feet at Brum Airport today, cos of all the extra luggage he had to put in the hold. One thing...........call me thick.........if all this stuff that's not allowed in your hand luggage but has to go in the hold......why is that less dangerous? Only caught snippets today........is it me?

Complete nutters, putting it mildly, the lot of 'em.

If it goes in the hold, it requires more support equipment to make a bomb I suppose, making it easier to detect. For instaance a bomb based on a binary liquid explosive as waas being talked about on the Beeb the last time I could be arsed watching, would be a doddle to spot on the scanner, but if it's 2 bottles of lemonade in a handbag with no ancilliary gear required to detonate ( a religious spastic having been [provided for this task), it's tough to spot.

EASY solutions......

1. People on one flight, luggage on a cargo drone plane following.....been possible since the 60's FFS!

2. Make everyone shout "Mohammed takes it up the gary from the Whore of Babylon wearing a strap on" before boarding.

3. Get America's cock out of our mouth.