I've always said, if i won the lottery (which i will) then i would buy a racehorse. I would call it something a bit naughty like the Bashed Bishop or something along those lines.
Come on folks, lets have your naughty nags names...
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What would you call your racehorse?
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I don't know Hunglika? GottawinSoICanRetiretoStud? Willy Wanker? Paris Hilton?
What can I say, it's early, my brain isn't operating properly. I'll get back to you later.
Missy Jem wrote:
Quite tame for you two!
nice name.
although it'd take a while to write that on a betting slip.
if it was a stayer.... here to stay a sprinter....all the way or maybe run or run2 its brother!!
i forget who it was, but there was a comedian who came up with the perfect suggestion call it "mytits" that way when you're at ascot you can hear loads of posh birds shouting "come on mytits!" genius.
J.A.K wrote: Martin Keown
or Camilla Parker Bowles.
depending if its a boy or a girl horsey.
If it's a gelding: YouF*ckingBastards!
or Long Dong
in fact, everything I have should be called that!
& before anyone asks, YES, I am compensating 
Well if I came from ye olde Londinium, I would call it big horse after the song.
"maybe it's a big horse I'm a Landanah"
three pure breed, million dollar each horses. (lets pretend im a rich cunt) 1.wilder beast a-go-go. 2.J.A.K the ripper 3.rocket mike
best thread in ages duuude!
krisna wrote: three pure breed, million dollar each horses. (lets pretend im a rich cunt) 1.wilder beast a-go-go. 2.J.A.K the ripper 3.rocket mike
best thread in ages duuude!
I like #2 
There was a horse in training up until recently called, Justinianus,which was quite cheeky!
Carvary
by now I should think!
Bad Mutherfucker
i suppose it would have to be abbreviated but everybody would still know that horse was one bad mutherfucker
pumped full of drugs wrote: Bad Mutherfucker
i suppose it would have to be abbreviated but everybody would still know that horse was one bad mutherfucker
Shut yer mouth! 
I would call mine "Mypeen" just so I can hear them shout
"Mypeen is coming down the backstretch at Ascot"
what about 'NOOL punter' hescominroundthebendnoolpunterthatsnoolpuntercominuptheinside i will put $12 new zealand dollars on Nool punter, hes bound to win the cup.
On the way back from Athens in June, the woman sat next to me was an appropriately named Aussie called Marnie Shergar!
Something to screw up the flow of the commentary such as;
Resource Intensive Organic Mildewed Muck Spreader.
Craig W wrote: Something to screw up the flow of the commentary such as;
Resource Intensive Organic Mildewed Muck Spreader.
Sounds like an Orb track...
Snorri xxx
blackcock
"and coming up on the inside is blackcock"
"and the punters find it hard to swallow that blackcock nhas won again"
i could go on,oh dear
Snorrimon wrote: Power Corruption & Lies
Snorri xxx
Closer
Still. Republic. International could get all confuse the announcers.
still like 1. Black Gold. 2. Diamond (in the rough). and 3. Quick Silver.
Bubblegum (...and Bubblegum is still stuck to the railing)
Itchy Arse (...and Itchy Arse has just been scratched)
Terrible, I know - long day at work.
shot bru wrote: Bubblegum (...and Bubblegum is still stuck to the railing)
Itchy Arse (...and Itchy Arse has just been scratched)
Terrible, I know - long day at work.
Creosote (Good on fences)
and
(no i can't put it it's far too rude)
If I had two racehorses I call them 'The Chicken' and 'The Egg' and race them against each other...
Snorri xxx
