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What would you call your racehorse?

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I've always said, if i won the lottery (which i will) then i would buy a racehorse. I would call it something a bit naughty like the Bashed Bishop or something along those lines.

Come on folks, lets have your naughty nags names...

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Pritt Stick!

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Dog Food

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:laugh:

Quite tame for you two!

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I don't know Hunglika? GottawinSoICanRetiretoStud? Willy Wanker? Paris Hilton?

What can I say, it's early, my brain isn't operating properly. I'll get back to you later.

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Glistening Honeypot

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Missy Jem wrote: :laugh:

Quite tame for you two!

nice name. although it'd take a while to write that on a betting slip. :laugh:

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if it was a stayer.... here to stay a sprinter....all the way or maybe run or run2 its brother!!

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i forget who it was, but there was a comedian who came up with the perfect suggestion call it "mytits" that way when you're at ascot you can hear loads of posh birds shouting "come on mytits!" genius.

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Glue Factory Applicant #1

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Next Can of Alpo

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"A Brown Horse".

You'll have to dig yer old Derek and Clive records out for that one.

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I'd say A Horse With No Name, but America suck. The band America, that is.

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Man!!!

:nod:

A Horse called Man.

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tallywhacker

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Martin Keown

or Camilla Parker Bowles.

depending if its a boy or a girl horsey.

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TheDamnFourInchNailsInMyFeetFuckingKillMeMate.

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J.A.K wrote: Martin Keown

or Camilla Parker Bowles.

depending if its a boy or a girl horsey.

If it's a gelding: YouF*ckingBastards!

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Winalot!

(Which works on two levels...!) :wink:

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johnny kershaw

:nod:

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Donaghy Babb

:nod:

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Hoof Hearted?

:ignore:

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Follow Me

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Dave

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Rodney

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J.A.K wrote: Rodney

Rodney Trotter?

ouch :laugh:

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run my Sexy Doll, run

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David or Victoria Beckham

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Father Jack Hackett

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