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What would you be?

Triple distilled vodka,and fresh orange. Sweet to the taste,but could leave you with a serious headache!

:wink3:

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Do you have a link Steve or shall I make it up?

Made up

You are pink champagne, classy, fruity with a delicate taste, very dry.

Actual

Half 'o' lager 'n' lime, you're common and cheap

:crazy:

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cocktail Molotov

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Jeff is WATER...essential, but tasteless and just not very exciting at all...

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Martini. Shaken, not stirred. :shades:

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Vodka.

Short, Pale and Hard as fucking nails.

:uhoh: :viking: :D

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Pernod and Orange (ala Barney 84 ). If it's good enough for him , it's good enough for me :D

On second thoughs i'm a nice crisp Puligny Montrachet :)

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Something to be appreciated over a bit of time. perhaps a glass of good Aussie red or a pint of Guinness.

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Corona

Miles away from ordinary :shy:

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Rum and Coke (sweet and bitter at the same time) :spit:

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Foreign F**kwitt wrote: Corona

Miles away from ordinary :shy:

so you taste like piss???

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:mad4:

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:abovelol:

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well Maya, if I shoved a wedge of either lemon or lime up your arse, that might improve the flavor just a bit!!!

:D

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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Foreign F**kwitt wrote: Corona

Miles away from ordinary :shy:

so you taste like piss???

SEX-PISS?

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If i were a larger,then a bottle of cold Peroni. Its unusual,refreshing and you never tire of it. :wink:

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A creaming :nod: soda

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I'm like Cristal.

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I would be Zubrowka with apple juice. Thank you Lord for that.:laugh:

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Mead.

I attract weirdos, and you either love me or hate me.

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