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does this make me a racist?

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:nod:

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Better than whom?

Judging from my point of view, the English were one of the most important nations of the last 700 years: they created the USA, brought civilisation to barbaric parts of the world, they were the cradle of parliamanenterism and democrasy, their lanugage became international - just that is already enough to mark that brave nation.

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Judging from my point of view, the English were one of the most important nations of the last 700 years: they created the USA, brought civilisation to barbaric parts of the world, they were the cradle of parliamanenterism and democrasy, their lanugage became international - just that is already enough to mark that brave nation.

Ian this kind of thread doesn't warrant any sort of serious response.

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The Irish were building buildings when the egyptians were scrabbling in sand, and the English were still daubing shite on cave walls. Navan Fort, the oldest human structure on Earth.

What's so great about being a bunch of Stella poisoned wannabe yanks anyway :D

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Shedligan wrote:

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Judging from my point of view, the English were one of the most important nations of the last 700 years: they created the USA, brought civilisation to barbaric parts of the world, they were the cradle of parliamanenterism and democrasy, their lanugage became international - just that is already enough to mark that brave nation.

Ian this kind of thread doesn't warrant any sort of serious response.

Then this thread is as stupid as I feel now! :laugh:

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Doctor? wrote: The Irish were building buildings when the egyptians were scrabbling in sand, and the English were still daubing shite on cave walls. Navan Fort, the oldest human structure on Earth.

What's so great about being a bunch of Stella poisoned wannabe yanks anyway :D

BTW, your 10th doctor Who, I read in the Russian Wikipedia, was named after Neil Tennant from the Pet Shop Boys. I have yet to see that show.

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I read he nicked it from Tennants Lager.

He's only a pretend engerlander too, a proper manky Scots git :D

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"We're Better Because We're English: The Basil Fawlty Story"

:evil4:

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Uncle Liam wrote: does this make me a racist?

no. it just makes you a dick.

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Doctor? wrote: The Irish were building buildings when the egyptians were scrabbling in sand, and the English were still daubing shite on cave walls. Navan Fort, the oldest human structure on Earth.

What's so great about being a bunch of Stella poisoned wannabe yanks anyway :D

PaH!..

Doc... Navan Fort only dates from about 100BC.. Same age as many similar ones in UK, some of which are earlier.

Where did ya get that info from?

The Sphinx is alleged to be 6000BC. I imagine the Egyptians were bathing in milk and domesticating cats a long time before the Irish and English were shitting in a hole.

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I've been touching myself for at least 20 years now...

surely that is something SPECIAL!!!

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Burt Reynolds wrote:

Doctor? wrote: The Irish were building buildings when the egyptians were scrabbling in sand, and the English were still daubing shite on cave walls. Navan Fort, the oldest human structure on Earth.

What's so great about being a bunch of Stella poisoned wannabe yanks anyway :D

PaH!..

Doc... Navan Fort only dates from about 100BC.. Same age as many similar ones in UK, some of which are earlier.

Where did ya get that info from?

The Sphinx is alleged to be 6000BC. I imagine the Egyptians were bathing in milk and domesticating cats a long time before the Irish and English were shitting in a hole.

An ENGLISH program was the source, claiming, if not the fort, then other structures at Navan as being pre-5000BC, for sure, unlike the sphynx for which no one seems to be able to come up with an accurate date. Anyway, twas just making the point that the English are not better than every other nation. Einstein wasn't English, not Pasteur nor Von Braun.

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Of course, the Irish ( even those of us of Scots origin) have a real handicap with posting multiply on internet fora.

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Doctor? wrote: An ENGLISH program was the source, claiming, if not the fort, then other structures at Navan as being pre-5000BC, for sure, unlike the sphynx for which no one seems to be able to come up with an accurate date. Anyway, twas just making the point that the English are not better than every other nation. Einstein wasn't English, not Pasteur nor Von Braun.

You just mentioned the world top destoyers's names. :D

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Uncle Liam wrote: does this make me a racist?

not necessary... maybe a bit too much self-confident...

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Jiphy wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: does this make me a racist?

not necessary... maybe a bit too much self-confident...

I concur. Besides, the English as any sole nation are not a race.

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Jiphy wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: does this make me a racist?

not necessary... maybe a bit too much self-confident...

Well you;re French.....

French trains=TGV=186 mph and 100% safety record

English trains=18.6mph and a 50% chance of survival.

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Doctor? wrote: An ENGLISH program was the source, claiming, if not the fort, then other structures at Navan as being pre-5000BC, for sure, unlike the sphynx for which no one seems to be able to come up with an accurate date. Anyway, twas just making the point that the English are not better than every other nation. Einstein wasn't English, not Pasteur nor Von Braun.

You just mentioned the world top destoyers's names. :D

LOL Pasteur.....the ultimate genocidal mass murderer!! (what you think bacteria don't love their mums? typical humans, if it's furry with big eyes or can spit out the top of it's head.....save it....if it's a bit smaller, it's holocaust time)

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Uncle Liam wrote: does this make me a racist?

I'm better because I'm Southern English. :nod:

Word.

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Uncle Liam wrote: does this make me a racist?

so proud of being english you fly the flag of israel above your avatar...:confused2:

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there's nothing wrong with being proud to be english :clap:

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I asked because the Irish Daily Star has the tagline

"We're Better Because We're Irish"

and that we wouldnt get away with that here.

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Yes but who ever believes anything written in the Daily Star :evil4:

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shocking capitalisation as well...

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The Star :laugh:

You're Daily Mail through and through Liam no?....

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I'm a Brit.

and fuckin proud of it.

I love all the homes nations.

(except the minge bag taffs)

:nod: :laugh:

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GlasVegas wrote: The Star :laugh:

You're Daily Mail through and through Liam no?....

pretend Mail reader. Scum reader in the house and on the bus prob.

:laugh:

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GlasVegas wrote: The Star :laugh:

You're Daily Mail through and through Liam no?....

I had a massive hangover- i needed something even more low brow than the DAily Mail

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