What part would you fix?

Where do the Jacksons go for there Head transplants ?

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: I'd like a personality transplant...I'm just a wee bit dull...

and a brand spanking new liver might be in order!!!

I'm stealing all the lyrics tonight!:

Aging black leather and hospital bills, Tattoo removal and dozens of pills. Your liver pays dearly now for youthful magic moments, But rock on completely with some brand new components.

Excess ain't rebellion. You're drinking what they're selling. Your self-destruction doesn't hurt them. Your chaos won't convert them. They're so happy to rebuild it. You'll never really kill it. Yeah, excess ain't rebellion.

Damn you Burt, you beat me to the punch. I need about 8 inches removed from my penis so I can be just a mere mortal. 18 incnes is too much these days. Always in the way and frightening the women.

Twist, singer of the Blessing Way wrote: Damn you Burt, you beat me to the punch. I need about 8 inches removed from my penis so I can be just a mere mortal. 18 incnes is too much these days. Always in the way and frightening the women.

So which pant leg does it reside while in slumber?

Nothing. my mates take the piss calling me Phil Mitchell,but then i remind myself i could look like Peggy Mitchell and dont feel so bad!