I was angry at someone, I forget who, and I felt like calling the local golf"r" us whatever the hell it was, and i was going to ask them if they had any golf clubs for short people because I kept falling over with the big golf clubs, and that the other players were threatening to roll me down a hill and hit me with their golf clubs. i was going to say that i tried to hit my caddy in the crouch, but couldn't hit the target because i kept falling over...never went through with this one.
could have been worse to me at least, i previously called a feed store that sells animals and asked them if they had any barking chickens. made one guy laugh and the other scratch his head ( or so i think)....:hate: