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Do you read when you are on the toilet? And if so, what?

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14 Sep 2006, 08:05

I bring my phone an internet

I could be on the toilet right now

14 Sep 2006, 08:16

I keep my collection of Texas Monthly magazines in a stand in the restroom...

and yes, I do look before I flush...

14 Sep 2006, 08:18

I cannot go when Joy Division is on... but while it is WFTSC, no problem...

14 Sep 2006, 08:36

I'm usually in and out within 5 minutes.

Thought this was a sex thread. :D

14 Sep 2006, 08:59

Apparently you take in more information if you're dropping a log into the bog.

Found that out reading a newpaper article sitting on the bog.

14 Sep 2006, 09:20

I normally read whatever is written on the walls and door... :brow:

14 Sep 2006, 10:00

Automobile magazines, mostly Road & Track, sometimes Mazdasport.

14 Sep 2006, 10:06

I don't mess around on the toilet....I drop, wipe and go...no time to read.

16 Sep 2006, 00:00

My best friend used to read those tacky romance novels, they are called mills and boon. they have romantic themed covers on the front..i believe they are mostly read by house wives, and some of these such books have quite alot of sexual content in them. similar to the long blond haired german sex machine called "fabio" who features in similar romance stories.

my brother used to joke that 'it wasn't cool' to take new magazines to the toilet.

you also know when somebody has been reading there the toilet seat is really warm and cosy.

do you know what makes me sick?..those people (notably grandparents) who have a fluffy toilet seat cover to warm their asses-its sick man.

16 Sep 2006, 00:40

you can't beat motoring magazines on the crapper.

16 Sep 2006, 13:11

I try and have one really nice long 'sit down visit' a day, if only to read the paper... Quality me-time... :nod:

Snorri xxx

18 Sep 2006, 03:51

NME or Daily Mirror are my bogtime reading.Although aint bought NME for ages now

18 Sep 2006, 04:01

Johnny wrote: NME or Daily Mirror are my bogtime reading.Although aint bought NME for ages now

So you haven't actually shitted for ages?????? :eek: Poor baby! :(

18 Sep 2006, 04:16

Foreign F**kwitt wrote:

Johnny wrote: NME or Daily Mirror are my bogtime reading.Although aint bought NME for ages now

So you haven't actually shitted for ages?????? Poor baby! :(

ah well , i can still talk shit without any problem