Do you flush the chain when you go to the toilet?
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Missy Jem wrote: Again, following on from Maya's thread.
Copycat!
Missy Jem wrote: I do regardless.
and again!
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Not if I've only had a piss and there's someone sleeping in the flat.
Otherwise yes (AFTER putting the book down, of course
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I do, of course.
But my parents-in-law do not between 10 PM and 6.30 AM. It seems that they only piss at night. What a joy to tear the silence of night with the sound of a generous flush !!! I always press the "get rid of the big bog" button. I must be a pervert.
Then, I have a lack of vocabulary. What is the name of the kind of plastic plate you open and close on the "trone". I cannot stand the fact that they leave it opened !!! Just like my mother says, "this is not a piece of exhibition" !!!
Missy Jem wrote: Toilet seat?
Men always leave it up. Fact.
Of course I open this one... I am talking of the upper one.
Missy Jem wrote: Toilet seat?
Men always leave it up. Fact.
I don't
exception to every rule perhaps?
A picture is always better :

If you leave the upper one closed, then your toilet is useless, right ? And I do not like when people leave it opened... like my parents-in-law to take an example...
CuanaD - D-plus wrote:
Missy Jem wrote: Toilet seat?
Men always leave it up. Fact.
I don't exception to every rule perhaps?
Damn you, you've ruined it. I like to generalise.
Jiphy wrote: A picture is always better :
If you leave the upper one closed, then your toilet is useless, right ? And I do not like when people leave it opened... like my parents-in-law to take an example...
For hygiene reasons after using the toilet both seat and lid should be closed. They recommend it when you are selling your house too, nobody wants to look in your toilet.
Unless they're some sort of pervert.
I shared a flat with a nurse years ago.
After a couple of really gory stories about her work and a couple of bad rows about me leaving the seat up we came to an arrangement.
I'm still pretty good at remembering to put it down.
what about the brush ? sometimes "traces of brake" remain... especially after an exotic meal...
Missy Jem wrote: Toilet seat?
Men always leave it up. Fact.
so now, not only am I not proper, but according to this, I'm not a man either???
I grew up in a house full of females...so I always leave it DOWN...
of course, why women aren't SMART enough to look before they sit is beyond me...
Always flush.
The bouncers think you've been up to something if your in there for ten minutes and don't flush. ![]()
Missy Jem wrote: Toilet seat?
Men always leave it up. Fact.
Though I don't... why doesn't women actually leave it up when they are done? ![]()
LutonOrder wrote:
Always flush.
The bouncers think you've been up to something if your in there for ten minutes and don't flush.
Luton Order ROCKS!
He's got bouncers in his own house and everything.
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Spotnick wrote:
Missy Jem wrote: Toilet seat?
Men always leave it up. Fact.
Though I don't... why doesn't women actually leave it up when they are done?
Cos they're just a bunch of lazy, self-centred bitches, constantly on the lookout for ways to give blokes a hard time?
Is that what you were thinking?
Diamond White wrote:
Spotnick wrote:
Missy Jem wrote: Toilet seat?
Men always leave it up. Fact.
Though I don't... why doesn't women actually leave it up when they are done?
Cos they're just a bunch of lazy, self-centred bitches, constantly on the lookout for ways to give blokes a hard time?
Is that what you were thinking?
Cause their way is ALWAYS the right way!
But I keep it down, for my wife and because it looks better down.
Actually, I keep nagging my wife to put the lid DOWN (she likes the seat down, but not the lid). personally, i think it looks better closed, & rats will have more difficulty getting out![]()
I prefer the lid to be left up. That way you can see that the toilet is clean. Leaving it down implies that there's something to hide.
CuanaD - D-plus wrote: Actually, I keep nagging my wife to put the lid DOWN (she likes the seat down, but not the lid). personally, i think it looks better closed
same fight here. happy to know I am not the only one.
Congratulations on your 1000th post Jiphy!!
A truly special occasion and what a topic to do it with!!
Diamond White wrote:
LutonOrder wrote:
Always flush.
The bouncers think you've been up to something if your in there for ten minutes and don't flush.
Luton Order ROCKS!
He's got bouncers in his own house and everything.
I Was just about to post the same thing!!!
Shug wrote:
Diamond White wrote:
LutonOrder wrote:
Always flush.
The bouncers think you've been up to something if your in there for ten minutes and don't flush.
Luton Order ROCKS!
He's got bouncers in his own house and everything.
I Was just about to post the same thing!!!
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And if ya name's not down, ya not comin' in ![]()
You two nutters make it onto the guestlist though ![]()
Sorry, but I would always hold fear that Jarvo would pop out the shower.
You must literally piss yersel every time you go for a pee ![]()
Missy Jem wrote: Congratulations on your 1000th post Jiphy!!
A truly special occasion and what a topic to do it with!!
Thank you and all that thanks to you. On the other I wonder which kind of substance I am member of...
CuanaD - D-plus wrote: Actually, I keep nagging my wife to put the lid DOWN (she likes the seat down, but not the lid). personally, i think it looks better closed, & rats will have more difficulty getting out
That is a good idea... but will she listen ![]()
I'd have to start leaving it up until she closes the whole thing, so she'd know what's it's like ![]()