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Do you even go to the toilet?

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Because the Queen doesn't.

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Does she wear a bag?

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She just lets go wherever she is sitting and someone else cleans it all up.

A bit like that bloke that used to sit on the bench halfway along Oxford High St.

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I have a counter question.......

Women....when out on the piss....

do you ever go to the toilet ALONE???????????

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Doctor? wrote: I have a counter question.......

Women....when out on the piss....

do you ever go to the toilet ALONE???????????

You haven't been on many of our outings have you, Cambo?!

It's the blokes who can't leave each other alone in the bogs. :eek3: :nod:

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It's true Steve.

The Vikings are REAL close.

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:laugh:

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No Vaseline though :nono:

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Diamond White wrote: No Vaseline though :nono:

Definitely no vaseline.

It was all over that boozer in Chorlton, just wasn't on.

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BOG Off:lol:

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El Jarvo wrote: ...that boozer in Chorlton...

Someone reminded me recently that I got barred from that pub on the first day of all-day Sunday drinking. We celebrated by, well, drinking all day and that place had just opened. Me and my two mates ended up in the toilets together (as you do) and my mate decides it would be a good laugh to poo in the newly-installed urinals. It was hysterical - he actually managed an impressive turd in each of the three urinals.

Quite how they managed to link the offence to the three pissed guys who fell out of the gents laughing our heads off was a bit of a mystery to us at the time, but as we were the only three in there, I suppose it wasn't too hard.

No Vaseline though. We made our own fun in them days.

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Do you even go to the toilet?

Not in Idaho. We do it outdoors with the bears and pumas. :moon:

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My dad used to take a rolled up newspaper on the jam packed KOP at Liverpool games in the sixties.

common practice in them days.

it was either that, or wee in someones back trouser pocket.

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