is missy jem obsessed with toilets?

i believe the answer is yes.

Yes Sirree Bob!

You say it like it's wrong!

Maybe she lives in a very small flat and the toilet has to double as a chair.

The SteveOne Side Project! wrote: Maybe she lives in a very small flat and the toilet has to double as a chair.

At the age of 34 I'm incontinent

But I live in a Mansion.

Multiple threads on the same topic

Fuck off to the shed, the lot of you!

But there's no plumbing in there :(

That's not my problem - I don't make the rules.

Come on, all of you...

Maybe she's into "water sports"

Missy Jem wrote: Yes Sirree Bob!

You say it like it's wrong!

hell no. it's the best seat in the house!

C-Ro wrote: Maybe she's into "water sports"

and Cleveland Steamers

I do not think so... it is something of daily use... To be honest, I go to the toilets more often than I listen to my New Order records... sad but true...

Please DO NOT ENTER the SHED with these type of SUBJECTS!

what's Mick doin outside the Shed?

day release?

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Missy Jem wrote:

C-Ro wrote: Maybe she's into "water sports"

and Cleveland Steamers

Missy...can I get you a strawberry milkshake...

wait until she finds out what that one is...she's gonna kick my ass!!!

You dirty basta

Missy Jem wrote:

C-Ro wrote: Maybe she's into "water sports"

and Cleveland Steamers

hahaha a+++

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Missy Jem wrote:

C-Ro wrote: Maybe she's into "water sports"

and Cleveland Steamers

Missy...can I get you a strawberry milkshake...

wait until she finds out what that one is...she's gonna kick my ass!!!

I have a dirty mind, so I can imagine what it is.

You dirty boy.

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Missy Jem wrote:

C-Ro wrote: Maybe she's into "water sports"

and Cleveland Steamers

Missy...can I get you a strawberry milkshake...

wait until she finds out what that one is...she's gonna kick my ass!!!

You just HAD to make me google that one, didn't you?

:barf: dont go there

I was ALMOST right

I was ALMOST right

RALPH!!!!!!!!!

Suppose I'm obsessed with the toilet. It's the only place where I know what I'm doing.

Urbandictionary.com is one of the best sites out there.

I made some strawberry milkshake with mandy last night and I made her drink it all before I kicked her in the face

Diamond White wrote: Urbandictionary.com is one of the best sites out there.

I made some strawberry milkshake with mandy last night and I made her drink it all before I kicked her in the face

it wins lots

You've seen too many German Porno films Missy Jem

C-Ro wrote:

it wins lots

£40?

What about the good ol' Kentucky Plow?

Merry chrimbo, perverts!

dictionary of obscure sexual terms

In case she takes you up on the offer?

a few years ago i was off in the bathroom and my then-boyfriend was eating chocolate in my room. when i came back, he said that he was this close to making a fake dirty sanchez. i was quite disappointed that he didn't.

But it doesn't have 'space docking' listed, That's the kinkiest one i have heard of

Minx wrote: But it doesn't have 'space docking' listed, That's the kinkiest one i have heard of

That's a foreskin thing aint it?

( I can't open that link, tis blocked in work)

The best one I ever heard was "dog in a bath".

Not telling what it is, but it's funny. See if that pervs dictionary has it.

Dog in the Bathtub (see also "Giving a Cat a Bath") - While having sex, trying to stuff your balls in your partner's asshole. It proves to be as difficult as keeping a dog in the bathtub.

This the one you mean Doc??? You ever tr And nope not a foreskin thing, far sicker than that lol

Minx wrote: Dog in the Bathtub (see also "Giving a Cat a Bath") - While having sex, trying to stuff your balls in your partner's asshole. It proves to be as difficult as keeping a dog in the bathtub.

This the one you mean Doc??? You ever tr And nope not a foreskin thing, far sicker than that lol

That's the one minxer. Never tried it I assure you, I take GREAT care of my family jewels. I thought docking was two blokes wrapping foreskins round each other. Innocent me eh? I will look at the rude site upon my return home from work.

what happens. i go away for a few days and now there are three threads i've seen so far dealing with loos.

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

besides...wouldn't be anything wrong with taking her up on the offer...unless she's really a MAN!!!!

Damn, rumbled.