is missy jem obsessed with toilets?

a few years ago i was off in the bathroom and my then-boyfriend was eating chocolate in my room. when i came back, he said that he was this close to making a fake dirty sanchez. i was quite disappointed that he didn't.

But it doesn't have 'space docking' listed, That's the kinkiest one i have heard of

Minx wrote: But it doesn't have 'space docking' listed, That's the kinkiest one i have heard of

That's a foreskin thing aint it?

( I can't open that link, tis blocked in work)

The best one I ever heard was "dog in a bath".

Not telling what it is, but it's funny. See if that pervs dictionary has it.

Dog in the Bathtub (see also "Giving a Cat a Bath") - While having sex, trying to stuff your balls in your partner's asshole. It proves to be as difficult as keeping a dog in the bathtub.

This the one you mean Doc??? You ever tr And nope not a foreskin thing, far sicker than that lol

Minx wrote: Dog in the Bathtub (see also "Giving a Cat a Bath") - While having sex, trying to stuff your balls in your partner's asshole. It proves to be as difficult as keeping a dog in the bathtub.

This the one you mean Doc??? You ever tr And nope not a foreskin thing, far sicker than that lol

That's the one minxer. Never tried it I assure you, I take GREAT care of my family jewels. I thought docking was two blokes wrapping foreskins round each other. Innocent me eh? I will look at the rude site upon my return home from work.

what happens. i go away for a few days and now there are three threads i've seen so far dealing with loos.

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

besides...wouldn't be anything wrong with taking her up on the offer...unless she's really a MAN!!!!

Damn, rumbled.