How do you start the day ?

Good old PG for me with a splash of HP of course

coffee newspaper coffee nool toast shower work.

My day begins around 2100hrs with a cup of near fatal coffee.

NOOL, email, me sheepdip and some TV or audio book time come before work, to ensure brain has fully booted.

Tea comes later when I am in work....as the Dr says "a super heated infusion of free radicals and tanine, just the thing to get the zynapses firing"

I bet 40 quid that Colin says he starts the day with a a wank, tho I have obviously Heisenberg'd it by stating it here.

No mention of a Shed there Ron

VERY strong Gold Blend.

Then another.

Possibly another (time permitting)

Work - then another.

(Currently on 3rd)

Digital Mike -The People's Moderator wrote: No mention of a Shed there Ron

nah. i usually only manage to go into the shed on weekends.

have you started the day on the turps?

Umm...milk.

Get up Coffee Breakfast Shower Drive To Work NOOL More coffee

Snorri xxx

Digital Mike -The People's Moderator wrote: with a splash of HP of course

In yr tea or under your arms?

Snorri xxx

COFFEE AND 'AVING A FAG

Lol I'm such a classy bird

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Doctor? wrote:

I bet 40 quid that Colin says he starts the day with a a wank, tho I have obviously Heisenberg'd it by stating it here.

Well, I was just about to say, I start the day with a wank...but you have somehow managed to steal my thunder...

rat bastard!!!

Why thank you kind sir

Minx wrote: COFFEE AND 'AVING A FAG

Lol I'm such a classy bird

Ditto

Sheer class! Yer slob!

Actually in truth.....

How do i start the day:

Tentatively, half blindly, and in the sort of mood that warrants a 5 metre exclusion zone, or at very least total silence from all lifeforms and total, unswerving obedience from everything from a lightswitch to a synth. Assuming the above is complied with, the day generally improves within an hour or so. If not, well, it's not pretty.

water

cuppa

sausage barm with melted cheese in work nother cuppa

Five knuckle shuffle.

Doesn't half prepare you for the day.

Black coffee !

Little loo Tea Fag (waiting for the tea to be colder) Tea Big loo Shower

Tesco's own fresh orange juice PG Tips

Usually have to wait until I'm in work for a brew though because I struggle to get out of bed in a morning.

Digital Mike -The People's Moderator wrote: Good old PG for me with a splash of HP of course

You put HP sauce in your Tea?

Don't knwo some people have time to read the newspaper ,look at NOOL ,have some toast, watch TV ,have some more toast,have a shower ,check NOOL again BEFORE they go to work

Its all i can do find time to make a coffee before leaving the house.

Johnny wrote:

Digital Mike -The People's Moderator wrote: Good old PG for me with a splash of HP of course

You put HP sauce in your Tea?

Don't knwo some people have time to read the newspaper ,look at NOOL ,have some toast, watch TV ,have some more toast,have a shower ,check NOOL again BEFORE they go to work

Its all i can do find time to make a coffee before leaving the house.

get up at 6 leave the house at 8.

NOOLigan wrote:

get up at 6 leave the house at 8.

Why?

I've tried that getting up early to do stuff thing before going to work.But i just fall asleep again if i sit down

Foreign F**kwitt wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

get up at 6 leave the house at 8.

Why?

well I like to linger and read the paper etc wake up slowly.

Blimey! No one brushes their teeth in the morning. How do you people KISS??

I've seen that in American movies, they never brush their teeth before they kiss

yeh that brushing the teeth business comes in there somewhere. it just ain't he first thing I do in the morn.

NOOLigan wrote: well I like to linger and read the paper etc wake up slowly.

I used to do the same + black out. The first person I am able to say good morning is the bus driver...

Juices - whatever is in the house, mixed together, & with water. I have to do all the school runs before I can think about my own breakfast, so that will keep me going for a couple of hours, then its cereal/Tea/toast around 10am ish

I usually set my alarm 2 hrs before i need to be at work lye in bed hitting snooze, get up 20 mins before i have to be at work, have a bowl of cereal and a glass of apple juice and off to work.

If i'm on a breakfast shift set my alarm clock 5 mins before i have to be in work get up and arrive 5 misn late.

When i wake up,normally fresh orange then a cup of "real" coffee. Then i go back to bed!

Shug wrote: A fart a piss a fag and a coffee.

Usually in that order

Your a smooth talking bastard Shug. Remind me to NEVER take you up on an offer to sleep on your floor...

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: So do you keep a toothbrush or two on the bedside table, and then you brush after giving head, but before kissing the boy again, and requiring the lad to brush after going down on you but before he's allowed to kiss you again???

Doesn't everybody?

True. I soak them overnight.

Missy Jem wrote: True. I soak them overnight.

This implies you give good head

Missy Jem wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: So do you keep a toothbrush or two on the bedside table, and then you brush after giving head, but before kissing the boy again, and requiring the lad to brush after going down on you but before he's allowed to kiss you again???

Doesn't everybody?

For morning kisses Mints on the bedside table And if he's really lucky the extra strong ones...ohhh tingley

If only everyone could start the the day with a nosh,like Minx's boyfriend..Just coffee and 2 bines for me most days:\ohwell:

out of bed --> piss --> shower --> clothes --> tea (PG) --> bacon butty with brown sauce --> brush teeth --> shoes --> ipod on --> leave.

Get up way too early, hit the snooze button way too many times, cup of coffee and a nice 70 minute commute.

[orange]Ultramega[/orange] OK wrote: out of bed --> piss --> shower --> clothes --> tea (PG) --> bacon butty with brown sauce --> brush teeth --> shoes --> ipod on --> leave.

Christ; how can you even contemplate a shower BEFORE a hot cuppa?

1. out of bed
2. into shower
3. get dressed
4. fruit juice
5. shave
6. clean teeth
7. drive to work for 40 mins
8. cup of coffee
9. start work - tools and the tooling business at Airbus UK

darran clarke wrote:

1. out of bed
2. into shower
3. get dressed
4. fruit juice
5. shave
6. clean teeth
7. drive to work for 40 mins
8. cup of coffee
9. start work - tools and the tooling business at Airbus UK

???????

Another one!!! Coffee is number 8! AND he hasn't been to the lav!

darran clarke wrote:

1. out of bed
2. into shower
3. get dressed
4. fruit juice
5. shave
6. clean teeth
7. drive to work for 40 mins
8. cup of coffee
9. start work - tools and the tooling business at Airbus UK

You piss in the shower then! Ha!

Foreign F**kwitt wrote:

darran clarke wrote:

1. out of bed
2. into shower
3. get dressed
4. fruit juice
5. shave
6. clean teeth
7. drive to work for 40 mins
8. cup of coffee
9. start work - tools and the tooling business at Airbus UK

You piss in the shower then! Ha!

Ive heard it is a new habit of western civilizations, hahaha

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

erm, maybe he pees in the shower???

I said it first!

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Foreign F**kwitt wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

erm, maybe he pees in the shower???

I said it first!

yeah, well you came fist the one time we had sex...I didn't hear you bitching THEN!!!

By the way, you still owe me $500 for that...

It's rude to talk about your last sexual experience on boards

basically, the day doesn't start without coffee the consistency of used oil, with milk. Then it's all about how fast I can run down the block to catch the bus. *corre*

Cranberry juice

.....with a lot of FEAR!

By thanking God that i'm a Tim.

John Sludden wrote: By thanking God that i'm a Tim.

......like OLD MONKEY?

Cambo was right

Apart from that, I usually don't have anything until I get to work. Sometimes a glass of water and occasionally one of those soluble vitamin C things.

Shower, walk to work (1/2 hour walk) and then weigh in with some good coffee drinking to get me going.

get up at 6.45 leave at 25 past 7.

no point in hanging around.

I sometimes drink fruit juice, but I do prefer milk and cereal.

wake up shower brush teeth shave get dressed (must have on ESPN "Sportscenter" or some music videos) drink a can of Coca Cola ( habit from college) breakfast out the door with bag & Ipod in tow... must listen to "There Goes The Fear" by Doves to get some positive vibes flowing before clocking in at work. (I have my routine....)

Missy Jem wrote: Tesco's own fresh orange juice PG Tips

Usually have to wait until I'm in work for a brew though because I struggle to get out of bed in a morning.

when do you eat something? must piss a lot with all that tea and juice. must be the flu that's making it hard for u to get out of bed.

spam wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: Tesco's own fresh orange juice PG Tips

Usually have to wait until I'm in work for a brew though because I struggle to get out of bed in a morning.

when do you eat something? must piss a lot with all that tea and juice. must be the flu that's making it hard for u to get out of bed.

Ooh you're right! I also have a bowl of Crunchy Nut Cornflakes (they're tasty, tasty, very, very, tasty), Rice Krispies or Shreddies.

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

nah...it's lying next to ME that makes it hard for her to get out of bed!!!

It was SUPPOSED to be a secret!

On a good day, I drink a mocha cappuccino or a latte.

Shed Peel wrote: On a good day, I drink a mocha cappuccino or a latte.

really?

how interesting. What do you do on a shit day?

Nescafe?