How do you start the day ?

Good old PG for me with a splash of HP of course

coffee newspaper coffee nool toast shower work.

My day begins around 2100hrs with a cup of near fatal coffee.

NOOL, email, me sheepdip and some TV or audio book time come before work, to ensure brain has fully booted.

Tea comes later when I am in work....as the Dr says "a super heated infusion of free radicals and tanine, just the thing to get the zynapses firing"

I bet 40 quid that Colin says he starts the day with a a wank, tho I have obviously Heisenberg'd it by stating it here.

No mention of a Shed there Ron

VERY strong Gold Blend.

Then another.

Possibly another (time permitting)

Work - then another.

(Currently on 3rd)

Digital Mike -The People's Moderator wrote: No mention of a Shed there Ron

nah. i usually only manage to go into the shed on weekends.

have you started the day on the turps?

Umm...milk.

Get up Coffee Breakfast Shower Drive To Work NOOL More coffee

Snorri xxx

Digital Mike -The People's Moderator wrote: with a splash of HP of course

In yr tea or under your arms?

Snorri xxx

COFFEE AND 'AVING A FAG

Lol I'm such a classy bird

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Doctor? wrote:

I bet 40 quid that Colin says he starts the day with a a wank, tho I have obviously Heisenberg'd it by stating it here.

Well, I was just about to say, I start the day with a wank...but you have somehow managed to steal my thunder...

rat bastard!!!

Why thank you kind sir

Minx wrote: COFFEE AND 'AVING A FAG

Lol I'm such a classy bird

Ditto

Sheer class! Yer slob!

Actually in truth.....

How do i start the day:

Tentatively, half blindly, and in the sort of mood that warrants a 5 metre exclusion zone, or at very least total silence from all lifeforms and total, unswerving obedience from everything from a lightswitch to a synth. Assuming the above is complied with, the day generally improves within an hour or so. If not, well, it's not pretty.

water

cuppa

sausage barm with melted cheese in work nother cuppa

Five knuckle shuffle.

Doesn't half prepare you for the day.

Black coffee !

Little loo Tea Fag (waiting for the tea to be colder) Tea Big loo Shower

Tesco's own fresh orange juice PG Tips

Usually have to wait until I'm in work for a brew though because I struggle to get out of bed in a morning.

Digital Mike -The People's Moderator wrote: Good old PG for me with a splash of HP of course

You put HP sauce in your Tea?

Don't knwo some people have time to read the newspaper ,look at NOOL ,have some toast, watch TV ,have some more toast,have a shower ,check NOOL again BEFORE they go to work

Its all i can do find time to make a coffee before leaving the house.

Johnny wrote:

Digital Mike -The People's Moderator wrote: Good old PG for me with a splash of HP of course

You put HP sauce in your Tea?

Don't knwo some people have time to read the newspaper ,look at NOOL ,have some toast, watch TV ,have some more toast,have a shower ,check NOOL again BEFORE they go to work

Its all i can do find time to make a coffee before leaving the house.

get up at 6 leave the house at 8.

NOOLigan wrote:

get up at 6 leave the house at 8.

Why?

I've tried that getting up early to do stuff thing before going to work.But i just fall asleep again if i sit down

Foreign F**kwitt wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

get up at 6 leave the house at 8.

Why?

well I like to linger and read the paper etc wake up slowly.

Blimey! No one brushes their teeth in the morning. How do you people KISS??

I've seen that in American movies, they never brush their teeth before they kiss

yeh that brushing the teeth business comes in there somewhere. it just ain't he first thing I do in the morn.

NOOLigan wrote: well I like to linger and read the paper etc wake up slowly.

I used to do the same + black out. The first person I am able to say good morning is the bus driver...

Juices - whatever is in the house, mixed together, & with water. I have to do all the school runs before I can think about my own breakfast, so that will keep me going for a couple of hours, then its cereal/Tea/toast around 10am ish

I usually set my alarm 2 hrs before i need to be at work lye in bed hitting snooze, get up 20 mins before i have to be at work, have a bowl of cereal and a glass of apple juice and off to work.

If i'm on a breakfast shift set my alarm clock 5 mins before i have to be in work get up and arrive 5 misn late.