How do you start the day ?
Archived71 replies · 842 views
What drink get's you ready for the day ahead
Closed-
Tea ( PG ) 5 (16%)
-
Tea ( Tetley ) 0 (0%)
-
Tea ( Other ) 4 (13%)
-
Coffee 16 (52%)
-
Fruit Juice 6 (19%)
-
Stella 0 (0%)
-
Other Alcoholic Beverage 0 (0%)
31 votes · voting closed
Shug wrote: A fart a piss a fag and a coffee.
Usually in that order
Your a smooth talking bastard Shug. Remind me to NEVER take you up on an offer to sleep on your floor... 
Sorry mate, I am bored shitles at work.
On top of that I had a text from the People's Moderator last night telling me he's the People's Moderator.
I was fucking gutted at losing that poll.
In fact I was so gutted, I should have took today off work.
Foreign F**kwitt wrote: Blimey! No one brushes their teeth in the morning.
How do you people KISS??
I've seen that in American movies, they never brush their teeth before they kiss
So do you keep a toothbrush or two on the bedside table, and then you brush after giving head, but before kissing the boy again, and requiring the lad to brush after going down on you but before he's allowed to kiss you again???
That thread about strange Serbians is strarting to sound truer all the time!!!
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: So do you keep a toothbrush or two on the bedside table, and then you brush after giving head, but before kissing the boy again, and requiring the lad to brush after going down on you but before he's allowed to kiss you again???
Doesn't everybody?
I usually start the day with a pot of Community Coffee...Dark Roast...and I drink it black...none of that cream and sugar bullshit...then a couple of bagels...a shit, shower and a shave...then brush my teeth...kiss the dog...then off to work...
no work today...whoo hoo!!!!
Missy Jem wrote:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: So do you keep a toothbrush or two on the bedside table, and then you brush after giving head, but before kissing the boy again, and requiring the lad to brush after going down on you but before he's allowed to kiss you again???
Doesn't everybody?
I know YOU don't...you never brush your teeth!!!
Missy Jem wrote:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: So do you keep a toothbrush or two on the bedside table, and then you brush after giving head, but before kissing the boy again, and requiring the lad to brush after going down on you but before he's allowed to kiss you again???
Doesn't everybody?
For morning kisses
Mints on the bedside table 
And if he's really lucky the extra strong ones...ohhh tingley
If only everyone could start the the day with a nosh,like Minx's boyfriend..Just coffee and 2 bines for me most days:\ohwell:
out of bed --> piss --> shower --> clothes --> tea (PG) --> bacon butty with brown sauce --> brush teeth --> shoes --> ipod on --> leave.
Get up way too early, hit the snooze button way too many times, cup of coffee and a nice 70 minute commute.
[orange]Ultramega[/orange] OK wrote: out of bed --> piss --> shower --> clothes --> tea (PG) --> bacon butty with brown sauce --> brush teeth --> shoes --> ipod on --> leave.
Christ; how can you even contemplate a shower BEFORE a hot cuppa?
Wino wrote:
[orange]Ultramega[/orange] OK wrote: out of bed --> piss --> shower --> clothes --> tea (PG) --> bacon butty with brown sauce --> brush teeth --> shoes --> ipod on --> leave.
Christ; how can you even contemplate a shower BEFORE a hot cuppa?
he's young, he doesn't know any better just yet...
- out of bed
- into shower
- get dressed
- fruit juice
- shave
- clean teeth
- drive to work for 40 mins
- cup of coffee
- start work - tools and the tooling business at Airbus UK
darran clarke wrote:
- out of bed
- into shower
- get dressed
- fruit juice
- shave
- clean teeth
- drive to work for 40 mins
- cup of coffee
- start work - tools and the tooling business at Airbus UK
???????
Another one!!! Coffee is number 8! AND he hasn't been to the lav!
darran clarke wrote:
- out of bed
- into shower
- get dressed
- fruit juice
- shave
- clean teeth
- drive to work for 40 mins
- cup of coffee
- start work - tools and the tooling business at Airbus UK
You piss in the shower then! Ha!
Wino wrote:
darran clarke wrote:
- out of bed
- into shower
- get dressed
- fruit juice
- shave
- clean teeth
- drive to work for 40 mins
- cup of coffee
- start work - tools and the tooling business at Airbus UK
???????
Another one!!! Coffee is number 8! AND he hasn't been to the lav!
erm, maybe he pees in the shower???
Foreign F**kwitt wrote:
darran clarke wrote:
- out of bed
- into shower
- get dressed
- fruit juice
- shave
- clean teeth
- drive to work for 40 mins
- cup of coffee
- start work - tools and the tooling business at Airbus UK
You piss in the shower then! Ha!
Ive heard it is a new habit of western civilizations, hahaha
Foreign F**kwitt wrote:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
erm, maybe he pees in the shower???
I said it first!
yeah, well you came fist the one time we had sex...I didn't hear you bitching THEN!!!
By the way, you still owe me $500 for that...
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
Foreign F**kwitt wrote:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
erm, maybe he pees in the shower???
I said it first!
yeah, well you came fist the one time we had sex...I didn't hear you bitching THEN!!!
By the way, you still owe me $500 for that...
It's rude to talk about your last sexual experience on boards 
basically, the day doesn't start without coffee the consistency of used oil, with milk. Then it's all about how fast I can run down the block to catch the bus. *corre*
Foreign F**kwitt wrote:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
Foreign F**kwitt wrote:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
erm, maybe he pees in the shower???
I said it first!
yeah, well you came fist the one time we had sex...I didn't hear you bitching THEN!!!
By the way, you still owe me $500 for that...
It's rude to talk about your last sexual experience on boards
oi, you gonna kill me now???
