First NOOL Jihadist?

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: erm, with a name like mine, how the hell did I not get included???

We are talking about blowing up The USA or England NOT the Republic of Texas!!

Uncle Liam wrote:

How come no one has mentioned any of the goths that hang around these parts? Christopher Owens

I'm a goff????

I shagged a goth once

Christopher Owens wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote:

How come no one has mentioned any of the goths that hang around these parts? Christopher Owens

I'm a goff????

Sorry. Pretend goth.

i don't get why people choose to be goths, let alone why anyone would want to pretend to be one

No mention of me means I can stuff my mini disc recorder full of semtex and take you all out

Uncle Liam wrote:

Christopher Owens wrote:

I'm a goff????

Sorry. Pretend goth.

You really don't have a clue, do you?

Christopher Owens wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote:

Christopher Owens wrote:

I'm a goff????

Sorry. Pretend goth.

You really don't have a clue, do you?

JIHAD ALERT!!!!!!!!

no votes for me yet? damn.

Didn't vote for myself simply because if I did, I'd have to kill myself, and what short lived jihad that would be.

Could be 68 Pontiac for me, if ever I went all out on all things relating to Corvallis and OSU..........

Haven't actually voted yet, Fradley's post made me really laugh out loud. Good stuff.

J.A.K wrote: "VERDICT: Take your eyes off her tits and look at her manic expression for once - you'll get it"

classic.

finally got round to reading some of them

Shit!!! I just looked up - and he could be right

(how come no one noticed me for this poll, the too quiet irish guy, happy in my corner drinking me guiness - that makes me so MAD):D

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote:

Christopher Owens wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote:

Christopher Owens wrote:

I'm a goff????

Sorry. Pretend goth.

You really don't have a clue, do you?

JIHAD ALERT!!!!!!!!

Chris is a Druid tho,is he not?not a Goth.Subtle differences.. A Druid would never sacrife himself while there are sheep still on the moors,with unslit throatsRecipe for a shit Terrorist.

Course,you have to watch them Goths when they hit 21,or is it 24,dunno...But proper Goths Top themselves before then,so it says in their bible...Terrorist Material waiting to be plucked

Boatraceface wrote:

Chris is a Druid tho,is he not?not a Goth.Subtle differences.. A Druid would never sacrife himself while there are sheep still on the moors,with unslit throatsRecipe for a shit Terrorist.

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote: There are some scary sorts on here. With the threat we all face from global terrorism, who amongst us is most likely to declare a jihad on YOUR ass? Let's look at the contenders:

AGENT WOOD - With her in-depth knowledge of geopolitics and close friendship with Liam, this is unquestionably a woman who constitutes a serious threat to global security. Claiming that she "always encourages dissent"

even has a suitable name in place. Agent W. Have just seen a Bumper sticker that 'WELL BEHAVED WOMEN RARELY MAKE HISTORY'

Excellent Thread title! Get eveyone talking about Radical change and waking people up from complacency. Disclaimers even - in noway shape or form to endorse or execute actions that result in any people getting Hurt. Think more DISCO New 0rder should be listened to and eveything might be so much better..

El Jarvo wrote:

Diamond White wrote: I shagged a goth once

Everyone's done at least one Goth. They're like a moped. Fcuked if your mates see you on one, but great fun to ride.

I thought the Good Agent said all suicide bombers were dead clever or summat.

So that counts out this lot then.

Would have to be one of the Jocks, surely?! You don't get as much anti-Engerlish bile down Finsbree Park mosque as you do on these boards some times.

I've NEVER shagged a goth.

English cnut.

Digital Mike -The People's Moderator wrote: No mention of me means I can stuff my mini disc recorder full of semtex and take you all out

Indeed .And is that not an electronic detonator device strapped to yer cap ,Mike?

You know, for a loony leftie, fradders has been bang on form this week!

See you on monday, martin!

Indeed .And is that not an electronic detonator device strapped to yer cap ,Mike?

Bugger Me ( not you Shug ), I've been sussed

How come Shuglet is in second place? He was the red herring!! Now if it was "Person least likely to buy you a drink" that would be an entirely diferent matter....

Boatraceface wrote:

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: So, liking Depeche Mode makes me more of a terrorist than a homosexual?

You sound like the stereotypical sexual terrorist Blue eyes!

Perfectly nice Muslim guy at our place comes in for a fair bit of stick on this subject..Everyone calls him Semtex Charlie or Kaboom! He loves it.Nice that they are not ALL narky fuckers I think...

What is a sexual terrorist? Is that the same as witholding sex from someone or telling a former significant other that you might have an STD?

WTF? I'm the Muslim here.

kamar wrote: WTF? I'm the Muslim here.

That's why yer not in the poll bro, yer a shoe-in ;)

Uncle Liam wrote: You know, for a loony leftie, fradders has been bang on form this week!

kamar wrote: WTF? I'm the Muslim here.

Kamar, I found the perfect t-shirt for you. Will get you kicked out of Denny's faster than a "Killing an Arab" shirt ever will:

genius

Jeez remember when that T-Shirt first came out. T-Shirt had had a New York Fireman model it (apparently)

the funny thing about that night was that i tried in vain to prove to the guy that i was muslim. but i'm not arab. maybe that was the problem. also, it was white boy central at the denny's. i doubt anyone there in the burbs would have had a problem with that shirt.

the i love ny shirt... hmmm. i'm already on one of those lists at the airports cause of my last name. don't want to draw even more attention to myself.