What do you do in bed? :evil4:

Now don't be rude.

I mean is it lights out immediately? Watch TV? Read a book?

Personally I like to read (unless I have a better offer).

kip

bonk

that's it.

never had a telly in me room ever.

In that order?

what dont i do in bed?

Ooooooer Missus!!

bansheeman wrote: what dont i do in bed?

Sleep?

kip

bonk

that's it

On a good night, the same.

But reverse the order. Not a fan of morning breath. :barf:

I've got a thing sometimes of opening bills and shit that have been lying and building up on the front doormat for months.If they piss me off upon opening i chuck em across the room,roll over and go to sleep

Bonk bonk kip bonk kip bonk bonk

On the rare occasion that I am alone and sober, I usually read or put the telly on or both.

Why do you ask?

Diamond White wrote: And why don't you tell us what you do?

If you bothered to read my quote, you'd see.

Plum.

EDIT: That was a quick edit!

Sleep[1], open me mail, and sometimes listen to radio plays and the like. Don't have a TV in bedroom these days, it leads to moving in to bed on a semi permenant basis.

[1] or more often than not, totally FAIL to sleep.

Got plenty of entertainment right at the foot of me bed.Losing the remote control is never a problem becuase i can always operate everything still with my toes:)

Nice Last Broadcast touch, Johnny.

1. Sleep
2. Snore
3. Fart (as miss Jiphy has been sharing my bed for many years by now...)
4. Make love to miss Jiphy (which happens less than farting nowadays, sadly)

Forbidden things :

1. Eat in bed
2. Watch TV (I go farting on the sofa then)

sleep only, hanky panky now & then (if the heating hasnt come on)in house. Life's too short to fanny about in bed.

Read, or do a bit of the crossword... can't go to sleep straight away... Always used to listen to the radio (and usually fall asleep with it on) when I was single... Mrs Snorri doesn't care for that sort of thing (especially not Radio 5)...

Snorri xxx

I dont read in bed, I dont watch tv either.There is only 2 activities: & cheeeers

the ususal stuff and read.

No TV in my bedroom, don't need any distractions.

fuck, sleep, fuck

John, we've achieved our goals: troops are out of Vietnam, there's peace in Northern Ireland, now can we finally get around to...you know?

Wait, love...what about Iraq? Is that still going on?

*sigh* Yes, John, but I think maybe we should just send the press away and...

Hey, fellas! We're having a bed-in for peace in Iraq, and we won't shag until the violence is over!

Typical...I'll be working on a book with pictures of oranges if anyone needs me.

Cant even seem to sleep lately-too hot,too cold,cant get comfy etc...

sleep

i also threw up in it last nite

Rick Banks wrote:

i also threw up in it last nite

Ugh!!! That will be nice to clean up!

Not rude, silly!

Watch the television in surround sound.

apart from the radio alarm clock its just plain wrong to have any mains powered electrical goods in the bedroom.

I wont even have my mobile phone in the bedroom.

Its a rest place.

ok, maybe the laptop sneeks in when I want a weird wank. But battery powered only mind.

The laptop, not the wank, obviously.

I used to stare at my ceiling until the shapes would start to move, and I could see them battling each other for supremacy of the Ceiling Nation.

I'm willing to concede that I'm insane

J.A.K wrote:

never had a telly in me room ever.

wouldn't be much point until you got electricity up there anyway would it?

as you know... sudoku - particularly the killer version (against the clock) then the 'voices' start and I have to go to sleep

another, sub question would be: how many hours a day does a nooler spend in bed/asleep I don't ever manage more than 6 hours kip a night

I manipulate myself

I usually read before I go to sleep.

The typical things: sleep, wank, screw, read.

5-a-side

Kinky bugger

Boatraceface wrote: 5-a-side

Bonzy!!!!

Missy Jem wrote: Bonzy!!!!

What,?5-a-side street soccer on the playstation or 11-a-side on Pro evolution.Bit geeky maybe,but kinky?

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

shot bru wrote: I manipulate myself

so you are a chiropractor????

only when I get stuck

I count sheep.....then I worry them.

MONTY Of The Bulge wrote: I count sheep.....then I worry them.

The wife doesnt believe in having TVs, sound systems etc in the bedroom. However she has a small DAB radio which she falls asleep listening to, whilst I am on the tinternet downstairs, then I come to bed, lie horizontal and proceed to stare at the insides of my eyelids for approx 7hrs.

MONTY Of The Bulge wrote: I count sheep.....then I worry them.

Count Client. Then worry them..

Personally, I think a lot.

England is after all, a lovely place.

england is mine

Jiphy wrote: 3. Fart (as miss Jiphy has been sharing my bed for many years by now...) 4. Make love to miss Jiphy (which happens less than farting nowadays, sadly)

Well, considering #3, why would you not expect the natural consequence of #4?!

And, why do you just take it and be sadly? Come on, you can chuck some more wood on the fire. I have been with my partner for a very very very long time. A bit of extra attention and grooming goes a long way. You don't even need to do it all the time, that way it surprises them.

You sound like you care about miss jiphy a lot. Are you doing your best?

t

I apologise for the online unsolictied therapy.