What do you do in bed? :evil4:

I used to stare at my ceiling until the shapes would start to move, and I could see them battling each other for supremacy of the Ceiling Nation.

I'm willing to concede that I'm insane

J.A.K wrote:

never had a telly in me room ever.

wouldn't be much point until you got electricity up there anyway would it?

as you know... sudoku - particularly the killer version (against the clock) then the 'voices' start and I have to go to sleep

another, sub question would be: how many hours a day does a nooler spend in bed/asleep I don't ever manage more than 6 hours kip a night

I manipulate myself

I usually read before I go to sleep.

The typical things: sleep, wank, screw, read.

5-a-side

Kinky bugger

Boatraceface wrote: 5-a-side

Bonzy!!!!

Missy Jem wrote: Bonzy!!!!

What,?5-a-side street soccer on the playstation or 11-a-side on Pro evolution.Bit geeky maybe,but kinky?

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

shot bru wrote: I manipulate myself

so you are a chiropractor????

only when I get stuck

I count sheep.....then I worry them.

MONTY Of The Bulge wrote: I count sheep.....then I worry them.

The wife doesnt believe in having TVs, sound systems etc in the bedroom. However she has a small DAB radio which she falls asleep listening to, whilst I am on the tinternet downstairs, then I come to bed, lie horizontal and proceed to stare at the insides of my eyelids for approx 7hrs.

MONTY Of The Bulge wrote: I count sheep.....then I worry them.

Count Client. Then worry them..

Personally, I think a lot.

England is after all, a lovely place.

england is mine

Jiphy wrote: 3. Fart (as miss Jiphy has been sharing my bed for many years by now...) 4. Make love to miss Jiphy (which happens less than farting nowadays, sadly)

Well, considering #3, why would you not expect the natural consequence of #4?!

And, why do you just take it and be sadly? Come on, you can chuck some more wood on the fire. I have been with my partner for a very very very long time. A bit of extra attention and grooming goes a long way. You don't even need to do it all the time, that way it surprises them.

You sound like you care about miss jiphy a lot. Are you doing your best?

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I apologise for the online unsolictied therapy.