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Now don't be rude.

I mean is it lights out immediately? Watch TV? Read a book?

Personally I like to read (unless I have a better offer).

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kip

bonk

that's it.

never had a telly in me room ever.

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In that order?

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what dont i do in bed? :evil4:

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Ooooooer Missus!!

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bansheeman wrote: what dont i do in bed? :evil4:

Sleep?

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kip

bonk

that's it

On a good night, the same.

But reverse the order. Not a fan of morning breath. :barf:

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I've got a thing sometimes of opening bills and shit that have been lying and building up on the front doormat for months.If they piss me off upon opening i chuck em across the room,roll over and go to sleep:laugh:

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Bonk bonk kip bonk kip bonk bonk :thumb:

On the rare occasion that I am alone and sober, I usually read or put the telly on or both.

Why do you ask?

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Diamond White wrote: And why don't you tell us what you do?

If you bothered to read my quote, you'd see.

Plum.

EDIT: That was a quick edit!

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Sleep[1], open me mail, and sometimes listen to radio plays and the like. Don't have a TV in bedroom these days, it leads to moving in to bed on a semi permenant basis.

[1] or more often than not, totally FAIL to sleep.

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Got plenty of entertainment right at the foot of me bed.Losing the remote control is never a problem becuase i can always operate everything still with my toes:)

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Nice Last Broadcast touch, Johnny.

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  1. Sleep
  2. Snore
  3. Fart (as miss Jiphy has been sharing my bed for many years by now...)
  4. Make love to miss Jiphy (which happens less than farting nowadays, sadly)

Forbidden things :

  1. Eat in bed
  2. Watch TV (I go farting on the sofa then)
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Sleep.

Rarely go to bed much before 1am and always up before 6.30 on weekdays, so too knackered for anything bar sleep!

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sleep only, hanky panky now & then (if the heating hasnt come on)in house. Life's too short to fanny about in bed.

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Read, or do a bit of the crossword... can't go to sleep straight away... Always used to listen to the radio (and usually fall asleep with it on) when I was single... Mrs Snorri doesn't care for that sort of thing (especially not Radio 5)... :shrug:

Snorri xxx

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I dont read in bed, I dont watch tv either.There is only 2 activities: :sleep: &:love: cheeeers

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the ususal stuff and read.

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Turn on the TV, lie down and go to sleep.

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No TV in my bedroom, don't need any distractions.

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fuck, sleep, fuck

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John, we've achieved our goals: troops are out of Vietnam, there's peace in Northern Ireland, now can we finally get around to...you know?

Wait, love...what about Iraq? Is that still going on?

*sigh* Yes, John, but I think maybe we should just send the press away and...

Hey, fellas! We're having a bed-in for peace in Iraq, and we won't shag until the violence is over!

Typical...I'll be working on a book with pictures of oranges if anyone needs me.

:evil4:

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Cant even seem to sleep lately-too hot,too cold,cant get comfy etc...

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sleep

i also threw up in it last nite

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Rick Banks wrote:

i also threw up in it last nite

Ugh!!! :laugh: That will be nice to clean up!

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Missy Jem wrote: Now don't be rude.

So would it be rude to lie to everyone here and say...

YOU???

:rolleyes:

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Not rude, silly!

:baby:

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Watch the television in surround sound. :thumb:

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apart from the radio alarm clock its just plain wrong to have any mains powered electrical goods in the bedroom.

I wont even have my mobile phone in the bedroom.

Its a rest place.

:sleep:

ok, maybe the laptop sneeks in when I want a weird wank. But battery powered only mind.

The laptop, not the wank, obviously.

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