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MONTY'S MARAUDERS wrote: "Is it in?"

;)

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collegiality

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"please wait, Windows is......"

ARRRGGGGHH!!!! :banghead:

Jobseeker. what a load of newspeak SHITE! "there are no unemployed persons in the UK, but we have lots of "jobseekers" " Horseballs

And you can add in any and all words, no matter how lovely, once they are co-opted to be spoken in management speak. That is to say, that given current prevailing market paradigms and considering the customer-centric.........

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A few more from the world of work:

Performance Management Best Practice Plenary Learning Objectives Learning Outcomes

No wonder educashun's in such a bad state, noone can understand a fcuking word of what's going on...:shrug:

Snorri xxx

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You have insufficent funds.

Happened to me once when i was about 19. Never again...

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Barney Army wrote: if we are talking 'word' then there is only one.

Liverpool

:mad4:

:(

I know five Old Trafford Manchester Rooney (&) United.

:nod: :nod:

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C-Ro wrote: pressurize when you should say "pressure"

like "He pressurized me into buying..."

:barf:

so instead of the word pressured then?

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J.A.K wrote:

Barney Army wrote: if we are talking 'word' then there is only one.

Liverpool

:mad4:

:(

I know five Old Trafford Manchester Rooney (&) United.

:nod: :nod:

you know five words? don't do yourself down there are at least eight in that post as well as a symbol.

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:laugh:

andy

gray

top

drawer.

:angry:

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Liverpool. 5. European. Cups.

AArrgghhhhh! Fuckers!!!!!!

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hmmmmmmmmm:

fuzzy math

weapons of mass destruction

and the new killer worst word

dubyah

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moist plump

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I had a female friend who used to cringe if anyone said 'Pantyhose'... She really shouldn't've told us that... :laugh:

Snorri xxx

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Snorri xxx:laugh:

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gnome

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Thanks Jesse, I had forgot

I hate these also

Blue Monday Homosexuality New Order Studio Album

:)

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moist

:thumbdown:

Hate that one too, Ness!

Others:

Synergy Neighbor (As in, "Let's get together and neighbor about that.") Paradigm Full-plate Benchmarking Going forward Offline Touch base

Basically most of the corporate buzz words a place like our biggest client - HP - uses a lot.

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I am pregnant

This is an attempt to collect on a debt

Need to check your prostrate

Dad, I need lunch money

If you like to make a call please hang up

The subscriber you are calling is not accepting calls at this moment

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James Thomas wrote: Probably extremely pedantic but there you go;

Tidbit: What the chuff is wriong with titbit? We even had a magazine called titbits, now the sanitised version is taking over. Do we have to change every word that contains the three consecutive letters T-I-T?

Newbie: Absolutely bloody ridiculous word. I've not been here before, I am a newcomer, hello I'm new , newbie?

There's another that I'll remember tommorrow after a sleep.

Anyone else this sad?

Unfortunately there are so many english people muttering 'Americanisms' ,you do actually forget that we invented the bloody language.

And they dont even get their bleedin dates right!

DAY FIRST NOT MONTH!

:banghead:

Am off na fore i upset the yanks!

:nuts:

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Boatraceface wrote: Snorri xxx:laugh:

Yeah, he'a a cnut!

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Guesstimate

Chime In

Facilitate

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nu-cu-lar, according to GW. :nonono:

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Trivet.

Sounds like it should be a small interesting morsel of trivia.

Instead its a pile of crap.:evil4:

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Zeitgeist :nonono:

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:nuts: wrote:

James Thomas wrote: Probably extremely pedantic but there you go;

Tidbit: What the chuff is wriong with titbit? We even had a magazine called titbits, now the sanitised version is taking over. Do we have to change every word that contains the three consecutive letters T-I-T?

Newbie: Absolutely bloody ridiculous word. I've not been here before, I am a newcomer, hello I'm new , newbie?

There's another that I'll remember tommorrow after a sleep.

Anyone else this sad?

Unfortunately there are so many english people muttering 'Americanisms' ,you do actually forget that we invented the bloody language.

And they dont even get their bleedin dates right!

DAY FIRST NOT MONTH!

:banghead:

Am off na fore i upset the yanks!

:nuts:

I make a point of, when anyone british says " 9 11" of asking "WTF happened on the 9th of November"

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Doctor? wrote:

:nuts: wrote:

James Thomas wrote: Probably extremely pedantic but there you go;

Tidbit: What the chuff is wriong with titbit? We even had a magazine called titbits, now the sanitised version is taking over. Do we have to change every word that contains the three consecutive letters T-I-T?

Newbie: Absolutely bloody ridiculous word. I've not been here before, I am a newcomer, hello I'm new , newbie?

There's another that I'll remember tommorrow after a sleep.

Anyone else this sad?

Unfortunately there are so many english people muttering 'Americanisms' ,you do actually forget that we invented the bloody language.

And they dont even get their bleedin dates right!

DAY FIRST NOT MONTH!

:banghead:

Am off na fore i upset the yanks!

:nuts:

I make a point of, when anyone british says " 9 11" of asking "WTF happened on the 9th of November"

Yea yea yea.. and A4 not letter.. boo :nonono:

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Superego

Compassionate Conservative

The Donald

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Cath wrote:

Yea yea yea.. and A4 not letter.. boo :nonono:

Surely "legal" is the closest to A4?

We invented the language, we're right, you're wrong :D

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COMMUNITY

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Words i LOVE:

Sky Sports News- "The loss to Bolton makes this one of Liverpool`s worst starts to a season since the Premiership began"

:abovelol:

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