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Barney.......or Arnie???
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Bernard "ex-Pernod Perve" Sumner 12 (71%)
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Arnie "ex-Terminator" Schwarzenegger 5 (29%)
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Gotta be Barney. He must be nails, or Hooky woulda turned the miserable cunt inside out years ago 
Arnie: "Fuck you asshole"
Barney: "Turn that light off you cunt"
Barney,the predator hunter is too wuss to use the C word! :D
Yeah!! "Asshole" is such a gurly word innit? Bloody lightweight.
And has Barney ever included the words "I'll Be Back" in any New Order lyrics?
On the evidence... Arnie with his ooozy 9mm and Barney with his cock like the M1,we can determine the housewives favourite and the guy with a tiny VD riddled knob.
Chances are the Barnster is a lover not a fighter.. But Arnie is slowing down these days...so Barney would most likely knack him anyhow,with one in the knackers before the Arnster could draw his poorly maintained ooozy 9mm
Boatraceface wrote: On the evidence... Arnie with his ooozy 9mm and Barney with his cock like the M1,we can determine the housewives favourite and the guy with a tiny VD riddled knob.
Chances are the Barnster is a lover not a fighter.. But Arnie is slowing down these days...so Barney would most likely knack him anyhow,with one in the knackers before the Arnster could draw his poorly maintained ooozy 9mm
Or Barney could always turn up at Arnie's next state election campaign and sing a version of Jizzstream with Anna Matronic from the Scizzor Sisterz.....that will surely kill him at 400 paces.
Christopher Owens wrote:
NOOLigan wrote: Arnie is an actor.
He can act???????????
well he appears in films.
Remember what they say: Never trust a man who has a body like Stretch Armstrong.
Besides, I'd rather Barney's naturally-occurring man-boobs than that cnut Arnie's fake plastic-coated steroid-infused half-marrows.... 
It's kinda tough, because while Barney may have played at being a Nazi, Arnie's dad was one. Point to the crazy Austrian.
But Barney could drink him under the table and probably hasn't seen his testicles shrink from all those steoriods over the years. Advantage to the Mancunian
Barney: Balls of Steel. Arnold: Balls Not Seen Since 1996 :p
i know i am pissed now to answer on this thread
jj burell would do them both.bass in face,then kick in bollox
barney sings about going 60 miles an hour arnie wants to sue the motor companies for emissions
no contest
Barney he's from Manchester!
Anyway Arnie is a Politician now so would back out of a fight (er, forget about John Prescott's punch!)
Missy Jem wrote: Barney he's from Manchester!
No he isn't 
EDIT: And the Hardest man from America would have the shit beaten out of him by the softest man from Salford (Jemma) so this is an easy one.
Diamond White wrote:
Missy Jem wrote: Barney he's from Manchester!
No he isn't
EDIT: And the Hardest man from America would have the shit beaten out of him by the softest man from Salford (Jemma) so this is an easy one.
Well corrected that man!!!
