Man Trampled to Death By Elephant After Just One Week of Marriage

BBC News

Take it from me - he got off lightly.

I was nearly right - I was expecting your payoff line to be "Lucky Bastard"

LutonOrder wrote: I was nearly right - I was expecting your payoff line to be "Lucky Bastard"

I was expecting to POST that, bastard beat me to it....he's no fun is he?

There's no way I was setting someone else up with that line - I've been waiting all day for someone to post the news so I could respond thus.

I'm still waiting to use my "My Aimish Is True" joke as well.

Someone's just emailed to accuse me of being bitter.

Moi?

So, was the man or the elephant just married, then?

Snorri xxx

If you get trampled to death by an elephant, you are an idiot, quite frankly.

I blame the wife,dirty bitch having a threesome with an elephant...

Snorrimon wrote: So, was the man or the elephant just married, then?

Snorri xxx

bound to happen if you marry and elephant.

Stupid, but tragic still...

Uncle Liam wrote: If you get trampled to death by an elephant, you are an idiot, quite frankly.

Some people would say that the same was true of people who get married.

Bitter people, not me...

Uncle Liam wrote: If you get trampled to death by an elephant, you are an idiot, quite frankly.

And the educated person, when cornered by several tons of velocitous pachyderm would......?

... shouldnt get in a position where being trampled to death becomes a possibilty.

better than bein eaten alive by a lion i suppose.

The shortest fairytale ever written... Once upon a time a man asked a woman to marry him... The woman said no...and the man lived happily ever after:happytongue:

he shouldn't have been cheating on his wife now, should he?

Well the elephant won't forget him in a hurry..