Somehow I think if we released a bunch of NOOLers, the problem would be solved:
"Damn that Marijuana"
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Mighty fine garden that.
So the Talitubbies are hiding in it and the other lot are trying to burn it down? WOW, I really AM doubting who's side I'm on now.
Read it the other day and my fave bit was "we tried to brn it dowm, a few brown plants near the edge did manage to catch fire, but serval troops downwind suffered "ill effects""
ILL effects? no no, those are the intended effects.
It's like the media constantly whining abut "drug abuse". Drug ABUSE is using a half ounce of morrocan hash to prop up a wonky table leg.
Or a chaisaw... ![]()
Of those machines they use for corn...
But don't worry, our troops have expertise in that.. ![]()
Sit down, get stuck in and forget about all this war nonsense for a bit.
A few air-drops of Mars Bars from the Red Cross and everyone could go to bed happy.
Three cheers to the dipshit who told the press which enemy tactics were working though.
Or is it a bluff? Marijuana is useless for hiding in, so they want them to do it more.
Oh no, I'm getting paranoid. I don't know what to think now.
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Diamond White wrote:
Three cheers to the dipshit who told the press which enemy tactics were working though.
Or is it a bluff? Marijuana is useless for hiding in, so they want them to do it more.
Oh no, I'm getting paranoid. I don't know what to think now.
"Morgan, this crop stuff is just about a bunch of nerds who never had a girlfriend their lives. They're like thirty now. They make up secret codes and analyze Greek mythology and make secret societies where other guys who never had girlfriends can join in. They do stupid crap like this to feel special. It's a scam. Nerds were doin' it twenty five years ago and new nerds are doing it again."
Does that answer your questions? **Came from a good source on crops.**
This reminds me of what Jello Biafra said in one of his spoken word albums in the track called "Grow More Pot." Frankly, I don't agree with his stance, but he did introduce the track with an anecdote of Black Hawk helicopters being sent to eradicate the plant.
It has to go...
"The citizens of the Persian Empire would partake in the ceremonial burning of massive cannabis bonfires, directly exposing themselves and neighboring tribes to the billowing fumes, oftentimes for over 24 hours"
WOW...24 hours at a time???? Cheech and Chong would have loved it!!!
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: "The citizens of the Persian Empire would partake in the ceremonial burning of massive cannabis bonfires, directly exposing themselves and neighboring tribes to the billowing fumes, oftentimes for over 24 hours"
WOW...24 hours at a time???? Cheech and Chong would have loved it!!!
Our word "assassin" is a corruption of "hashishing" or "hashishan", chaps who ate OUNCES of the very finest hash (the collected and compressed, THC producing trichomes of the canabis plant), and while so-wankered...would pop out and rub out whosoever the Sultan or Kalif or whateer wanted rubbing out. I've never been able to rationalize it myself, I would think that after eating enough dope to keep you in spliffs for 6 months, you would be in no hurry to do ANYTHING stressful, never mind HURT someone. Maybe the Sultan starve them for a day or two, stoked em up with hash, then told them the "target" had large quantities of crisps and jaffa cakes secreted about his person.
BTW, the fatal dose of weed, and I've seen this quoted by Doctors as well as PHP's, is......
A ten kilgram block dropped on the head from 50+ feet.
Doctor? wrote: Making nature illegal......surely an act of deepest retardation?
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And let's be hypocritical bastards by advertising cigarettes and alcohol. Those taxed drugs.
Christopher Owens wrote:
Doctor? wrote: Making nature illegal......surely an act of deepest retardation?
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And let's be hypocritical bastards by advertising cigarettes and alcohol. Those taxed drugs.
Oh yes, it's only the un-taxed ones that are bad for you.
Banning pot is in the same league as Mr Don and Mr George's famous sign... "NO WASPS!"