Random thought of the day:
After the band is retired or hiatusing again, they must star in a new TV fitness program entitled "24 Hour Portly People."
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If you can be under- and overwhelmed, why, if something is just as you expected and hoped for, can you not be just plain whelmed?
Snorri xxx
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smilies the same?Christopher Owens wrote: Why doesn Snorrimon always end every post with...
Snorri xxx
He doesn't 
(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote: Is "hiatusing" actually a word?
(Apologies if this isn't random enough).
It is when you say it with enough confidence in your voice. I think I just made it up. Sounds good, though, don't it?
Snorrimon wrote: Does the same apply to 'hiatusisation'?
Snorri xxx
A bit unwieldy. What about "hiatation"?
I can safely say The French Lieutenant's Woman is the worst book I've ever had to read for a class 
And I'm so glad that we're done with it 
NOOLigan wrote: a wet fish does not fly at night.
Reminded me of something I heard someone say... "Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if he kept his mouth shut."
The iguana of knowledge does not dance with the capybara of despair when the moon is full...
His Holiness, The Pope wrote:
Snorrimon wrote: Does the same apply to 'hiatusisation'?
Snorri xxx
A bit unwieldy. What about "hiatation"?
Hiation is snappier...
Snorri xxx
why isn't the plural of house, hice. or, why isn't the plural of mouse, mouses?
do queen ants enjoy all that shagging?
ondes_martenot wrote: How come "emasculate" and "effeminate" mean more or less the same thing?
They're similar but not the same. An effeminate male is basically a guy who acts girly. A man who is emasculate doesn't act manly.
We know the colour blue is blue because we are taught so, for example the sky is blue, the ball is blue etc. Fair enough....
but how do we know that we all see the same colour blue? and that my independent vision of what I have learnt is blue, is not the same as your vision of blue but is actually the same colour as what I would call red???? 
Why is it that when you go down escalators,the handrails go faster then the steps.By the time you're at the bottom,you look like Eddie The Eagle!
How to Blow a Sure Thing, with your guest instructor...Tony LaRussa
1.) Go up on the Mets three games to two, and travel to Shea Stadium for what should be Game 6 victory
2.) Remember that you're Tony LaRussa, the biggest choke job in baseball history
3.) Allow the Mets to get four runs on the board while you strand God knows how many men on base (so far, at least - eighth inning now)
4.) Snatch defeat from the jaws of victory
5.) Have George Will give you a literary blowjob 
6.) Relax in Post-season with plenty of underage Catholic schoolgirls action (I can't prove it, but you know he does) :p
Christopher Owens wrote: Why are we here?
Because we made a conscious(or semi conscious at the least ) decision to log on to this site.
Minx wrote:
Christopher Owens wrote: Why are we here?
Because we made a conscious(or semi conscious at the least
I meant metaphorically, not literally. But hey, I liked the amswer.
DJ MONTY and His Wheels Of Steel wrote: Why is it that when you go down escalators,the handrails go faster then the steps.By the time you're at the bottom,you look like Eddie The Eagle!
It's because escalator designers like to mess with your mind.... ever get stuck behind the kid* who wont step on because of the fear of being sucked into it if he/she steps on the crack.
*(or drunk/nutcase/doddery old dear.)
Minx wrote:
DJ MONTY and His Wheels Of Steel wrote: Why is it that when you go down escalators,the handrails go faster then the steps.By the time you're at the bottom,you look like Eddie The Eagle!
*(or drunk/nutcase/doddery old dear.)
All the time... You forgot the mother determined to get a pram onto the escalator as well, even though it is too wide!
Christopher Owens wrote:
Minx wrote:
Christopher Owens wrote: Why are we here?
Because we made a conscious(or semi conscious at the least
I meant metaphorically, not literally. But hey, I liked the amswer.
Oh well in that case ...... Erm ....
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With all the confusion over the years about the titles of Cries & Whispers and Mesh, the fact that (I would) imagine more copies of Substance exist than of the original vinyl releases of the tracks and the fact that the band ae unlikely to remember them, let alone play them any more - will there be a point where it makes more sense to refer to them by the mislabelled names?
Snorri xxx
oldmonkey wrote: How many months are there in January in Bernard's head?
I've always wondered that, too...
Snorri xxx
UnashamedTomcat wrote: The iguana of knowledge does not dance with the capybara of despair when the moon is full...
Your ideas intrigue me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Matt
Taboo # 7 wrote: Who wrote the Book of Love?...
Wasn't J. Edgar Hoover, was it?
Speaking of Book of Love, has there ever been a band that got more mileage out of recording the same song over and over with different lyrics? I'm pretty sure they had at least two albums, all of which were comprised of the same song.
It probably had something to do with J. Edgar Hoover, now that I think about it.
Matt
Why is that while I'm at work, I have to convince those that work under me to actually work, and when I tell them to work they look like its a big inconvience of thier time, but when thier paycheck is a couple days late, they want me to work really hard to find out why and make sure they get paid.
EdelBrock wrote: Why is that while I'm at work, I have to convince those that work under me to actually work, and when I tell them to work they look like its a big inconvience of thier time, but when thier paycheck is a couple days late, they want me to work really hard to find out why and make sure they get paid.
I'm sure you'd do the same if you were in their shoes.
Christopher Owens wrote: Is love like honey, and can you buy it with money?
No, but it's the cure for every evil...
Snorri xxx
Snorrimon wrote:
Christopher Owens wrote: Is love like honey, and can you buy it with money?
No, but it's the cure for every evil...
Snorri xxx
it is the air that supports the eagle.
Taboo # 7 wrote: If a tree falls on a mime out walking in the forest, will anyone care?
F~~K NO
Minx wrote:
Taboo # 7 wrote: If a tree falls on a mime out walking in the forest, will anyone care?
F~~K NO
What if the mimes are New Order? 
If the Cardinals win the World Series, would that prove the non-existence of God in the modern age?
NOOLigan wrote: how will Barney stay ahm reasonably fit if New Order don't tour?
I volunteer to put him through a demanding physical workout on a regular basis
Snorrimon wrote: Why can't I touch it?
Snorri xxx
'Because you look with your eyes not your hands'
Minx wrote:
NOOLigan wrote: how will Barney stay ahm reasonably fit if New Order don't tour?
I volunteer to put him through a demanding physical workout on a regular basis
I believe that positon is taken. lol
NOOLigan wrote:
Minx wrote:
NOOLigan wrote: how will Barney stay ahm reasonably fit if New Order don't tour?
I volunteer to put him through a demanding physical workout on a regular basis
I believe that positon is taken. lol
What he already has an aerobics instructor!?!?
Ok I'll just be the understudy
Minx wrote:
NOOLigan wrote:
Minx wrote:
NOOLigan wrote: how will Barney stay ahm reasonably fit if New Order don't tour?
I volunteer to put him through a demanding physical workout on a regular basis
I believe that positon is taken. lol
What he already has an aerobics instructor!?!?
Ok I'll just be the understudy
if you are looking for a full time position, ..... .
shot bru wrote: Why do birds suddenly appear?
Perhaps it's because you carry millet in your pockets????
Oppressed Radical wrote:
UnashamedTomcat wrote: The iguana of knowledge does not dance with the capybara of despair when the moon is full...
Your ideas intrigue me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Matt
No problem, for a low, low price of your entire estate and your eternal soul (please note I do not accept cheques for the eternal soul, eternal soul payments must be made immediately and in full)you can even join the cult! You get a free brainwashing with every subscription!
Why is it that we (the military) are taught to "blend" in to society, change our routes and patterns so not to be a target for terrorism.....however the Generals drive around with red flags, a couple license plates, that basically say "big man in the car here"?
Ok, I just read an article about a suicide that happened on death row yesterday, 15 hours before execution, but this was in the article and made me laugh.
"In 1999, a death row inmate took an overdose of prescription drugs. He was hospitalized, then executed two days later."
Remember when we all thought Angelina Jolie was a freak for making out with her brother at the Academy Awards? Good times...
There needs to be a 24-hour network dedicated to sports, and talking about sports, and featuring sassy hosts with numerous catch-phrases borrowed from pop culture ad nauseum, and it should originate out of a Conn. backwater town so it shows no bias towards a particular team unless their games are bad for ratings.
Oh, hold on...change "sports" to "porn". Yeah, I like that idea better
:p
I got back from Fall Break an hour ago... I wish that it wouldn't end so that I don't have to go to class. :\ohwell:
I could be wrong, but I think Clemson's fall break consists of two days, in November. And I have absolutely no intention of letting my boss know this if I can help it (I could use even the short break, if that's all it is)
Christopher Owens wrote: Why do nice girls hate me? Whyyy...
£40 if you spot the reference.
Blackadder III... Pitt The Younger...
Snorri xxx
Snorrimon wrote:
Christopher Owens wrote: Why do nice girls hate me? Whyyy...
£40 if you spot the reference.
Blackadder III...
Snorri xxx
